Dan Machholz
@danmachholz.bsky.social
CEO of Sad Club Studios & Real Fake Quotes #Canucks fan - all memes & quotes are parody - don’t take me seriously…I don’t
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I’m not even mad….I think I’ve hit stage 1 of apathy with the #Canucks , don’t even have the energy to be upset at players/mgm/ownership - just tired of cheering for a perineal loser. Remember being excited about game days? Feels so long since the team has been relevant 😒
November 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I’m not even mad….I think I’ve hit stage 1 of apathy with the #Canucks , don’t even have the energy to be upset at players/mgm/ownership - just tired of cheering for a perineal loser. Remember being excited about game days? Feels so long since the team has been relevant 😒
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"Why do you talk about American politics so much? You're Canadian?"
If I lived next to a noisy bar I'd probably talk about the noisy bar a lot too
If I lived next to a noisy bar I'd probably talk about the noisy bar a lot too
November 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
"Why do you talk about American politics so much? You're Canadian?"
If I lived next to a noisy bar I'd probably talk about the noisy bar a lot too
If I lived next to a noisy bar I'd probably talk about the noisy bar a lot too
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Metaphor made literal.
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Metaphor made literal.
Pretty entertaining game for zeros on the board near the end of the 2nd #Canucks
a man wearing a vest that says chicago dept on it
ALT: a man wearing a vest that says chicago dept on it
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November 6, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Pretty entertaining game for zeros on the board near the end of the 2nd #Canucks
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Episode 11 is out now! My storyteller this episode wished to remains anonymous, but it’s quite the story!
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/1GSa...
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/h...
YouTube: youtu.be/XadcHzPYps8?...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/1GSa...
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/h...
YouTube: youtu.be/XadcHzPYps8?...
November 4, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Episode 11 is out now! My storyteller this episode wished to remains anonymous, but it’s quite the story!
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/1GSa...
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/h...
YouTube: youtu.be/XadcHzPYps8?...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/1GSa...
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/h...
YouTube: youtu.be/XadcHzPYps8?...
Man, watching my kid experience his first sports heartbreak is tough - it’s a rite of passage but still hard to see those tears of pain
November 2, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Man, watching my kid experience his first sports heartbreak is tough - it’s a rite of passage but still hard to see those tears of pain
Sea of Bain’s….#Canucks
Sea of O’Connors…..#Canucks
November 2, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Sea of Bain’s….#Canucks
Sea of O’Connors…..#Canucks
November 1, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Sea of O’Connors…..#Canucks
@harsunderhunjan.bsky.social likes to do “who scores the first #Canucks goal” before each game …we should start a new one “which Canuck leaves the game early due to injury?”
…if you chose Boeser tonight….you win
…if you chose Boeser tonight….you win
October 31, 2025 at 12:15 AM
@harsunderhunjan.bsky.social likes to do “who scores the first #Canucks goal” before each game …we should start a new one “which Canuck leaves the game early due to injury?”
…if you chose Boeser tonight….you win
…if you chose Boeser tonight….you win
I really do like the look of the collection of young D the #Canucks have, would love to know how the Hughes saga is going to play out bc if his desire is to move on I would hate to see them trade away one of the kids for bandaid help up front and instead move 43 for a haul and keep the kids
October 29, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I really do like the look of the collection of young D the #Canucks have, would love to know how the Hughes saga is going to play out bc if his desire is to move on I would hate to see them trade away one of the kids for bandaid help up front and instead move 43 for a haul and keep the kids
Has anyone else had this problem with Sportsnet now ??
October 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Has anyone else had this problem with Sportsnet now ??
Who is @theonlystowie.bsky.social dressed as for Halloween? Wrong answers only - I say Billy Bob Thornton from Sling Blade
October 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Who is @theonlystowie.bsky.social dressed as for Halloween? Wrong answers only - I say Billy Bob Thornton from Sling Blade
It’s kinda crazy that after Bure’s epic 94’ playoff performance he only played in a grand total of 15 postseason games (8g 9a 17pts) over his last 9 years
October 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
It’s kinda crazy that after Bure’s epic 94’ playoff performance he only played in a grand total of 15 postseason games (8g 9a 17pts) over his last 9 years
….well….can’t really fault the effort ….#Canucks
October 22, 2025 at 12:38 AM
….well….can’t really fault the effort ….#Canucks
This is pretty funny
October 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM
This is pretty funny
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I can see a non major on that hit - but a non call for a late hit that knocks a guy out - wild
October 19, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I can see a non major on that hit - but a non call for a late hit that knocks a guy out - wild
