Dan Machholz
@danmachholz.bsky.social
CEO of Sad Club Studios & Real Fake Quotes #Canucks fan - all memes & quotes are parody - don’t take me seriously…I don’t
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Oh hey look, the Melaneia movie is playing near me - I know the spelling of her name is wrong but who fucking cares …..let’s see how ticket sales are doing….
#fuckthesepeople
#fuckthesepeople
February 8, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Oh hey look, the Melaneia movie is playing near me - I know the spelling of her name is wrong but who fucking cares …..let’s see how ticket sales are doing….
#fuckthesepeople
#fuckthesepeople
@twistadoob.bsky.social are you a big fist bump/explosion guy? 👊🏻 💥
February 6, 2026 at 9:54 PM
@twistadoob.bsky.social are you a big fist bump/explosion guy? 👊🏻 💥
The President of the United States raped woman & underage girls, those with the ability to do something about that know & will do nothing because so may others (probably including themselves) in power have done the same….so instead of justice they’ll allow the US to implode in order to protect them
a stuffed white cat is sitting on top of a box and asking why ?
ALT: a stuffed white cat is sitting on top of a box and asking why ?
media.tenor.com
January 31, 2026 at 8:56 PM
The President of the United States raped woman & underage girls, those with the ability to do something about that know & will do nothing because so may others (probably including themselves) in power have done the same….so instead of justice they’ll allow the US to implode in order to protect them
Reposted by Dan Machholz
One of the most accurate memes..hope you love it as much is as I Do.💙
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January 26, 2026 at 11:57 PM
One of the most accurate memes..hope you love it as much is as I Do.💙
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Whoa - this guy got fired? Weird, looked like he took his job real serious and was an upstanding patriot
January 27, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Whoa - this guy got fired? Weird, looked like he took his job real serious and was an upstanding patriot
Reposted by Dan Machholz
Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti.
"Please get the truth out about our son."
"Please get the truth out about our son."
January 25, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti.
"Please get the truth out about our son."
"Please get the truth out about our son."
How can you still support Trump at this point? Unless this is what you really wanted to happen? Well I have terrible news for you - unless you are uber wealthy or powerful they DO NOT care about you at all, just because you’re also a racist bigot doesn’t mean they see you as equal, you’re next man
January 24, 2026 at 9:21 PM
How can you still support Trump at this point? Unless this is what you really wanted to happen? Well I have terrible news for you - unless you are uber wealthy or powerful they DO NOT care about you at all, just because you’re also a racist bigot doesn’t mean they see you as equal, you’re next man
Honest question….
Will the #Canucks win another game this season?
A) YES
B) NO
C) WHO CARES
D) I LIKE TURTLES
E) AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT !!
Will the #Canucks win another game this season?
A) YES
B) NO
C) WHO CARES
D) I LIKE TURTLES
E) AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT !!
January 18, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Honest question….
Will the #Canucks win another game this season?
A) YES
B) NO
C) WHO CARES
D) I LIKE TURTLES
E) AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT !!
Will the #Canucks win another game this season?
A) YES
B) NO
C) WHO CARES
D) I LIKE TURTLES
E) AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT !!
Reposted by Dan Machholz
“The United States will not let men steal trophies from women…”
- says guy who happily took the Nobel Peace Prize awarded to a woman
- says guy who happily took the Nobel Peace Prize awarded to a woman
January 17, 2026 at 8:58 AM
“The United States will not let men steal trophies from women…”
- says guy who happily took the Nobel Peace Prize awarded to a woman
- says guy who happily took the Nobel Peace Prize awarded to a woman
Reposted by Dan Machholz
January 17, 2026 at 3:47 AM
I hadn’t been as excited about a guy since Bure like I was for EP40 - & for a time he looked like he would be 1 of the top C’s in the NHL - even had faith he would return to form after the dreadful end of 23/24 - I just can’t see that anymore, a move feels like the best move for everyone #Canucks
January 14, 2026 at 11:27 PM
I hadn’t been as excited about a guy since Bure like I was for EP40 - & for a time he looked like he would be 1 of the top C’s in the NHL - even had faith he would return to form after the dreadful end of 23/24 - I just can’t see that anymore, a move feels like the best move for everyone #Canucks
The #Canucks are tanking better than I could have ever hoped for - so proud
….of course I do realize this will result in drafting the biggest bust since Daigle …but as Bertuzzi once said “it is what it is”
….of course I do realize this will result in drafting the biggest bust since Daigle …but as Bertuzzi once said “it is what it is”
a woman wipes her nose with her hand while wearing a shirt that says cw on it
ALT: a woman wipes her nose with her hand while wearing a shirt that says cw on it
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2026 at 3:56 AM
The #Canucks are tanking better than I could have ever hoped for - so proud
….of course I do realize this will result in drafting the biggest bust since Daigle …but as Bertuzzi once said “it is what it is”
….of course I do realize this will result in drafting the biggest bust since Daigle …but as Bertuzzi once said “it is what it is”
@berthuttvan.bsky.social - congrats on the new Fortnight skin
January 11, 2026 at 8:57 PM
@berthuttvan.bsky.social - congrats on the new Fortnight skin
It’s just crazy to me that this President is still in power after everything that’s take place over the last year - every time he opens his mouth you can’t believe this is real life - but no matter what depths his lack of humanity sink to …there he sits, I have zero faith anything will change
January 7, 2026 at 9:04 PM
It’s just crazy to me that this President is still in power after everything that’s take place over the last year - every time he opens his mouth you can’t believe this is real life - but no matter what depths his lack of humanity sink to …there he sits, I have zero faith anything will change
May the Slopes be with you
January 1, 2026 at 9:18 PM
May the Slopes be with you
Happy new year to all y’all I have had the pleasure to interact with on this platform
EXCEPT FOR!!!
@grillcheezkilla.bsky.social
@theonlystowie.bsky.social
@johnnycanuck71.bsky.social
@paul-chapman.bsky.social
@blueheron.bsky.social
Go suck a lemon jerks!!!
EXCEPT FOR!!!
@grillcheezkilla.bsky.social
@theonlystowie.bsky.social
@johnnycanuck71.bsky.social
@paul-chapman.bsky.social
@blueheron.bsky.social
Go suck a lemon jerks!!!
January 1, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Happy new year to all y’all I have had the pleasure to interact with on this platform
EXCEPT FOR!!!
@grillcheezkilla.bsky.social
@theonlystowie.bsky.social
@johnnycanuck71.bsky.social
@paul-chapman.bsky.social
@blueheron.bsky.social
Go suck a lemon jerks!!!
EXCEPT FOR!!!
@grillcheezkilla.bsky.social
@theonlystowie.bsky.social
@johnnycanuck71.bsky.social
@paul-chapman.bsky.social
@blueheron.bsky.social
Go suck a lemon jerks!!!
Fucken hell - all my clothes have shrunk at the same time……again!!!
December 27, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Fucken hell - all my clothes have shrunk at the same time……again!!!
Breaking News! @berthuttvan.bsky.social sighting!
December 20, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Breaking News! @berthuttvan.bsky.social sighting!
Reposted by Dan Machholz
The way that Trump added his name onto The Kennedy Center is like how your dad’s name gets added on your Christmas presents but he has no idea what you’re getting.
December 20, 2025 at 12:30 AM
The way that Trump added his name onto The Kennedy Center is like how your dad’s name gets added on your Christmas presents but he has no idea what you’re getting.