Dan Kapr
@dankapr.bsky.social
I do comedy and write weird little books
This is how every show should be
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 2:32 PM
This is how every show should be
It's kind of neat that every time someone falls into the Backrooms they're already recording with a video camera
December 1, 2025 at 8:06 PM
It's kind of neat that every time someone falls into the Backrooms they're already recording with a video camera
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This holiday season, give Jeff Bezos and Amazon the gift of zero dollars. 🥰
November 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
This holiday season, give Jeff Bezos and Amazon the gift of zero dollars. 🥰
I think if someone in your life is a nazi, or sympathizes with nazis, or gets mad at you for not feeling sad when a nazi gets killed, it's okay to never talk to them again. My own two cents
September 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I think if someone in your life is a nazi, or sympathizes with nazis, or gets mad at you for not feeling sad when a nazi gets killed, it's okay to never talk to them again. My own two cents
I swear for the entire past decade literally every single time that Facebook, Google, or Microsoft has rolled out a new feature my only and immediate response has been "oh god how the fuck do I turn this off"
August 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I swear for the entire past decade literally every single time that Facebook, Google, or Microsoft has rolled out a new feature my only and immediate response has been "oh god how the fuck do I turn this off"
I'll never recover from the fact that Mike Huckabee has performed at the DC Improv and I haven’t
April 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I'll never recover from the fact that Mike Huckabee has performed at the DC Improv and I haven’t
It's nice to be watching bad Christian media for my podcast again, and by nice I mean "why did I do this to myself"
April 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
It's nice to be watching bad Christian media for my podcast again, and by nice I mean "why did I do this to myself"
UGHH @realryanlina.bsky.social I just remembered another awful song we have to talk about on our podcast
WHAT👏IF👏CAR👏TOONS👏GOT👏SAVED👏
April 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
UGHH @realryanlina.bsky.social I just remembered another awful song we have to talk about on our podcast
My god I've never felt more validated as a queer person than reading this, thank you lol
If you are a queer and the first thing you though when you heard about Gene Hackman's death today wasn't "The Birdcage", do yourself a favor and go watch it.
February 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
My god I've never felt more validated as a queer person than reading this, thank you lol
*writing a corporate press release*
Dan Kapr is a business intelligence analyst, but the dark forces of evil are conspiring against him once again, in spite of his proven track record with increasing operational efficiency as well as his commitment to fighting the Devil...
Dan Kapr is a business intelligence analyst, but the dark forces of evil are conspiring against him once again, in spite of his proven track record with increasing operational efficiency as well as his commitment to fighting the Devil...
You really have no idea where this corporate press release will end up, I encourage you to read the whole thing www.prnewswire.com/news-release...
Goya Foods CEO, Bob Unanue, Announces Next Chapter
/PRNewswire/ -- Today, Robert "Bob" Unanue, with over 20 years as President & CEO of Goya Foods, is releasing a statement about his status with the...
www.prnewswire.com
February 25, 2025 at 3:14 AM
*writing a corporate press release*
Dan Kapr is a business intelligence analyst, but the dark forces of evil are conspiring against him once again, in spite of his proven track record with increasing operational efficiency as well as his commitment to fighting the Devil...
Dan Kapr is a business intelligence analyst, but the dark forces of evil are conspiring against him once again, in spite of his proven track record with increasing operational efficiency as well as his commitment to fighting the Devil...
More movies where all the nazis die horrible deaths at the end, please
February 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
More movies where all the nazis die horrible deaths at the end, please
My tv has the first Ace Ventura movie grouped in with a bunch of action movies under the category "The Scales of Justice"
February 15, 2025 at 3:08 AM
My tv has the first Ace Ventura movie grouped in with a bunch of action movies under the category "The Scales of Justice"
God that office must smell so bad
The lack of transparency surrounding DOGE’s efforts is off the charts. The DOGE team members appeared at the agency’s Washington headquarters, and carried out work in a basement conference room where they covered its windows in paper, according to a photograph of their workspace seen by FOIA Files
A FOIA Files SCOOP: Elon Musk’s DOGE Targets #FOIA Requests at Agency Under its Purview
DOGE also wants to be notified when there’s any attempt at oversight from Congress, inspectors general, even the Government Accountability Office.
www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
DOGE also wants to be notified when there’s any attempt at oversight from Congress, inspectors general, even the Government Accountability Office.
www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
February 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
God that office must smell so bad
Please somebody open the ark of the covenant
February 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Please somebody open the ark of the covenant
Surely this will prove that UnitedHealthcare is not a corrupt organization that profits off of human misery
UnitedHealth hired a defamation law firm to go after social media posts criticizing the company
UnitedHealth hired a defamation law firm to go after social media posts criticizing the company
The insurer and its law firm denies a doctor’s online claim that it refused to cover care for a cancer patient.
fortune.com
February 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Surely this will prove that UnitedHealthcare is not a corrupt organization that profits off of human misery
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In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊
February 8, 2025 at 12:20 AM
In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊
Why are Democrats so committed to losing, this feels like my high school soccer team all over again
February 7, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Why are Democrats so committed to losing, this feels like my high school soccer team all over again
When Mitch McConnell finally croaks I hope that it's because of a rapid series of escalating, Wile-E-Coyote-style injuries
February 7, 2025 at 9:19 PM
When Mitch McConnell finally croaks I hope that it's because of a rapid series of escalating, Wile-E-Coyote-style injuries
I hit a deer with my car and felt really bad but later I checked the dashcam and right before it happens you can totally see him waiting behind a tree, I think this guy might be a con artist
February 6, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I hit a deer with my car and felt really bad but later I checked the dashcam and right before it happens you can totally see him waiting behind a tree, I think this guy might be a con artist
Please, Mr. Musk, if you don't stand down, the world might face another celebrity rendition of Imagine
February 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Please, Mr. Musk, if you don't stand down, the world might face another celebrity rendition of Imagine
Nazis are trying to break the government and Democrats are doing seemingly nothing about it but on the plus side Mitch McConnell's brain continues its hilarious quest to become a pile of mashed potatoes
February 3, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Nazis are trying to break the government and Democrats are doing seemingly nothing about it but on the plus side Mitch McConnell's brain continues its hilarious quest to become a pile of mashed potatoes
Not sure how I feel about my cat's efforts to lift my spirits
February 3, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Not sure how I feel about my cat's efforts to lift my spirits
Evergreen question for Democratic leadership:
two men in suits and suspenders are sitting at a table having a conversation
ALT: two men in suits and suspenders are sitting at a table having a conversation
media.tenor.com
February 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Evergreen question for Democratic leadership: