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Dani
@danixan.bsky.social
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Games/books translator and localization PM. Former esports/games journalist. Depressed millenial. She/her. SP/BR
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danixan.bsky.social
Estou ficando louca (tem um caminhão aqui na rua pegando entulho e fazendo barulho tem 1h já)
November 13, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: A nun in traditional nun garb has her hands in praying position in front of Shen. She says "God has a plan for ALL of us, my child. Even YOU." Panel 2: Shen is sort of 'pogging' at her, clearly pleasantly surprised and excited by what she said. Panel 3: Shen looks up at the sky, his eyes full of wonder, surrounded by sparkles. Beams of light shine through the clouds above. Panel 4: God is up there with his fingers rested on his head, his tongue out, and a big sweat drop, as if to say "oopsie".
November 10, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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patrocinio.bsky.social
Pode na ONU, mas não pode no STF
November 10, 2025 at 2:01 PM
danixan.bsky.social
Entupi meu ouvido tentando desentupir 🤡
November 10, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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ferraro.bsky.social
ninguém aguenta mais, véi
November 10, 2025 at 11:14 AM
danixan.bsky.social
Precisava comprar Mioflex e comprei Miorrelax 🤡
November 10, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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iedamarcondes.com
I'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion.
November 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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dryad.technology
STOP having "conversations" with ChatGPT and START talking to your stuffed animals like a normal person
snapcube.gay Penny Parker @snapcube.gay · 6d
everyone needs to grow the fuck up and start playing pretend with toys
November 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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shellypoison.bsky.social
A pink shark on a light blue background is holding a coffee muy and saying: "I survived a Tuesday, and for what? Wednesday? Disgustung." The art is from @jess.a.creates on Instagram
November 5, 2025 at 10:51 AM
danixan.bsky.social
Chegou a brusinha q vou usar em partidas de magic pra afetar os oponentes já que não sei jogar direito
Me with a tshirt that says "I'm sorrt for having great tits and correct opinions"
November 4, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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osidius.bsky.social
☀️ GRACIAS A DIOS NACÍ EN LATINOAMERICA 🌎

pôster com várias refs da américa latina: havaianas, cachorro caramelo, sagrado coração, pimenta, abacate, milho, futebol, nossa senhora, café, lhama fofinha, arara, onça, praia, música etc.

🖼️ PDF para impressão $20 (imprime até A3)
📱 tela para celular $15
pôster com a frase GRACIAS A DIOS NACÍ EN LATINOAMERICA e dentro das letras vários elementos da américa latina: havaianas, cachorro caramelo, sagrado coração, pimenta, abacate, milho, futebol, nossa senhora, café, lhama fofinha, arara, onça, praia, música etc. Cada palavra está em uma cor e as imagens em cada palavra combinam com essas cores. Fundo bege. @osidius
November 3, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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belpetit.bsky.social
print de um post do chico barney no X: "Muita gente respondendo um tweet que foi publicado sem nenhum ponto de interrogação. Prestem mais atenção."
September 15, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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arnaldobranco.bsky.social
Imagina se a Volkswagen abre uma fábrica no Brasil mas se recusa a empregar brasileiros, diz que não vai pagar imposto e ainda exige subsídios

Com o streaming tá rolando isso
November 3, 2025 at 2:25 PM
danixan.bsky.social
Pq é permitido britadeira a partir das 7h??????
November 3, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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dirtbagboyfriend.bsky.social
the torment nexus is when the coffee shop doesn’t carry lactose free milk that isn’t nut milk, actually
November 2, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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crwright.bsky.social
DEMs need to prepare legislation to protect every citizen's rights regarding the scanning of people's faces. See what Denmark is doing. IA techs will scream but so be it.
November 2, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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covildafgc.bsky.social
LAOYAGAMI DO BRASIL 🇧🇷 E CAMPEÃO DO KOF XV NESSA PORRA CARALHOOOO!!!!!
November 2, 2025 at 7:46 PM
danixan.bsky.social
Ontem tive um breve momento de sabedoria.
Se a gente chama o pré-rolê de "esquenta", pq o pós-rolê não é "requenta"?
Sai pra lá com esse "after", parça.
November 2, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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bodia.bsky.social
feliz dia dos mortos pra vc que tá morto por dentro, parabains continue assim 🥰🥳👏
November 2, 2025 at 2:01 PM
danixan.bsky.social
Hobbit crackudo
Me dressed as Frodo from Lord of the Ring
November 1, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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kastor.sh
October 31, 2025 at 8:33 PM
danixan.bsky.social
mds que IA foi essa na novela????
November 1, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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joseli.to
vocês 🫵 não colocam esse toggle nas configurações porque 🫵 VOCÊS sabem que se pudesse desativar ninguém usava essa merda

e ninguém usando essa merda não ia ter metrica pra mostrar os resultado da IA de 🫵 VOCÊS
joseli.to Joselito @joseli.to · 13d
youtube pelo AMOR DE DEUS ME DEIXA DESABILITAR A TRADUÇÃO SIMULTANEA
October 30, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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joseli.to
youtube pelo AMOR DE DEUS ME DEIXA DESABILITAR A TRADUÇÃO SIMULTANEA
October 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
danixan.bsky.social
Jantando pão com ketchup em protesto pq cheguei passando mal da aula experimental de funcional e o moreno saiu de casa e esqueceu de deixar arroz pronto 😡
October 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM