Danielle Wolff
@daniellewolff.bsky.social
Reading, writing, rhythmic gymnastics.
Tomorrow is my birthday and although I'm not turning 50, what I want most is for all of my friends to put together a book of ribald sketches that can someday be used as evidence of their crimes.
November 20, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Tomorrow is my birthday and although I'm not turning 50, what I want most is for all of my friends to put together a book of ribald sketches that can someday be used as evidence of their crimes.
When the movie about all of this is made, I guarantee you that this dialogue will be included:
-"The Situation Room?? But we can't use the Situation Room for THIS!"
- Well, we have a SITUATION here!"
-"The Situation Room?? But we can't use the Situation Room for THIS!"
- Well, we have a SITUATION here!"
November 13, 2025 at 4:07 PM
When the movie about all of this is made, I guarantee you that this dialogue will be included:
-"The Situation Room?? But we can't use the Situation Room for THIS!"
- Well, we have a SITUATION here!"
-"The Situation Room?? But we can't use the Situation Room for THIS!"
- Well, we have a SITUATION here!"
When the local paper of my 2000-person hometown is on the case...
November 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
When the local paper of my 2000-person hometown is on the case...
I'd boycott them for this alone. I'm not at Target to make friends.
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I'd boycott them for this alone. I'm not at Target to make friends.
This will always be my frankenstein.
November 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
This will always be my frankenstein.
This will always be my frankenstein.
November 8, 2025 at 4:37 PM
This will always be my frankenstein.
Guess who'll never get another dollar from this alum?
www.cnn.com/2025/11/07/p...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/07/p...
Cornell University reaches $60 million deal with Trump administration to restore federal funding | CNN Politics
The Trump administration has reached a multimillion dollar deal with Cornell University to restore more than $250 million in federal funding for the school.
www.cnn.com
November 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Guess who'll never get another dollar from this alum?
www.cnn.com/2025/11/07/p...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/07/p...
"Dear appeals court, please let me starve the poor people" is a stance that shouldn't really surprise us, I guess, but...
November 7, 2025 at 3:48 PM
"Dear appeals court, please let me starve the poor people" is a stance that shouldn't really surprise us, I guess, but...
This is what's happening on the White House site, in case you were wondering how all the government employees who are still getting paid are spending their time...
November 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
This is what's happening on the White House site, in case you were wondering how all the government employees who are still getting paid are spending their time...
How little dignity must the guy who got hit by the sandwich have in order to be willing to testify publicly about it?
November 6, 2025 at 10:25 PM
How little dignity must the guy who got hit by the sandwich have in order to be willing to testify publicly about it?
Reposted by Danielle Wolff
If the sandwich stayed whole, the defense meets its goal
The defense team presses Lairmore on whether the sandwich really 'exploded.' They return to the photo of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground.
"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.
"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.
"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
November 4, 2025 at 5:44 PM
If the sandwich stayed whole, the defense meets its goal
Could someone post the Bible verse where Jesus says, "Screw the starving kids, check out my all-marble bathroom?" I spent a lot of time in Sunday school and I can't seem to remember it.
November 1, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Could someone post the Bible verse where Jesus says, "Screw the starving kids, check out my all-marble bathroom?" I spent a lot of time in Sunday school and I can't seem to remember it.
Suggestion for the media - when covering the SNAP benefits situation, do NOT go film at a food bank or distribution site, not even for B-roll. Do not give hungry people a reason to stay away so you can get good footage. Go interview lawmakers instead.
October 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Suggestion for the media - when covering the SNAP benefits situation, do NOT go film at a food bank or distribution site, not even for B-roll. Do not give hungry people a reason to stay away so you can get good footage. Go interview lawmakers instead.
Yesterday in the gym locker room, two women were talking about how they were going to have to cancel an upcoming trip to NY if Mamdani wins because he's going to release all the criminals and legalize rape... 😶
October 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Yesterday in the gym locker room, two women were talking about how they were going to have to cancel an upcoming trip to NY if Mamdani wins because he's going to release all the criminals and legalize rape... 😶
How many soldiers can I buy with $37.50?
October 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
How many soldiers can I buy with $37.50?
Every time I see a picture of this, I think... this is basically what the fourth plane on 9/11 was going for.
The lawless criminal didn’t even submit a permit for approval to demolish the people’s East Wing. Or submit plans for approval on a new structure.
👉 And of course, the boot-lickers are all on board.
👉 And of course, the boot-lickers are all on board.
October 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Every time I see a picture of this, I think... this is basically what the fourth plane on 9/11 was going for.
So just to be clear - Congress is... no longer a thing...?
October 17, 2025 at 4:43 PM
So just to be clear - Congress is... no longer a thing...?
Reposted by Danielle Wolff
I absolutely love how the inflatable costume is taking off for protest! It offers protection in so many fucking ways but if they go into battle, we will need to level the costumes up for extended dancing in tear gas smoke. Let’s talk 🧵🧵🧵🧵
October 14, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I absolutely love how the inflatable costume is taking off for protest! It offers protection in so many fucking ways but if they go into battle, we will need to level the costumes up for extended dancing in tear gas smoke. Let’s talk 🧵🧵🧵🧵
Military slogans from around the world...
Greece: Freedom stems from valor.
France: Honor and fatherland.
Netherlands: Together we are strong.
UK: For king and country.
Lebanon: Honor, sacrifice, loyalty.
USA: Do you even lift, bro?
Greece: Freedom stems from valor.
France: Honor and fatherland.
Netherlands: Together we are strong.
UK: For king and country.
Lebanon: Honor, sacrifice, loyalty.
USA: Do you even lift, bro?
October 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Military slogans from around the world...
Greece: Freedom stems from valor.
France: Honor and fatherland.
Netherlands: Together we are strong.
UK: For king and country.
Lebanon: Honor, sacrifice, loyalty.
USA: Do you even lift, bro?
Greece: Freedom stems from valor.
France: Honor and fatherland.
Netherlands: Together we are strong.
UK: For king and country.
Lebanon: Honor, sacrifice, loyalty.
USA: Do you even lift, bro?
You know who IS cool with facial hair in the military.....?
September 30, 2025 at 7:25 PM
You know who IS cool with facial hair in the military.....?
Reposted by Danielle Wolff
They just tear-gassed us. They tried to run us over in a van holding a peaceful protester. They shot us with pepper balls. They dragged another protester into the facility.
moments ago, ice agents again came out of the broadview detention/“professing” facility to escort a silver suv out of the lot.
one of the agents picked up and threw congressional candidate kat abughazaleh to the ground.
one of the agents picked up and threw congressional candidate kat abughazaleh to the ground.
September 19, 2025 at 1:54 PM
They just tear-gassed us. They tried to run us over in a van holding a peaceful protester. They shot us with pepper balls. They dragged another protester into the facility.
I am hoping he holds on because - hear me out - I am out of the country and my emergency plan if and when the *thing* happens involves specific friends, some local DTLA establishments, and substances that are not legal in Europe.
August 30, 2025 at 7:37 AM
I am hoping he holds on because - hear me out - I am out of the country and my emergency plan if and when the *thing* happens involves specific friends, some local DTLA establishments, and substances that are not legal in Europe.
Lost luggage, canceled flight, hours in line to rebook, routed to alternate city, another canceled flight, another line of 300 people. Lost $ on lodging and missing festival events. Gave up and bought a new ticket. All on a tight budget. Not my week for travel.
August 29, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Lost luggage, canceled flight, hours in line to rebook, routed to alternate city, another canceled flight, another line of 300 people. Lost $ on lodging and missing festival events. Gave up and bought a new ticket. All on a tight budget. Not my week for travel.