dankettercello
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co-director musicintheamericanwild.com | new music for cello students celloteachingrep.com | music theory nerd, new music enthusiast | he/him | www.danielketter.com | https://youtube.com/@danielkcello?si=Ktfo0sNnok85xJL
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dankettercello
@danielketter.com
· Sep 9
look, the typos remind you i am human and not composing my poasts by LLM, typos remind us we are all fallible, mortal, and our time on earth is limited and should be relished
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i finally got a book about chronometry, it's about time
December 27, 2025 at 1:03 AM
i finally got a book about chronometry, it's about time
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friend: i didn't know you used to be a professional board game player
me: it's true, i have a checkered past
me: it's true, i have a checkered past
December 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
friend: i didn't know you used to be a professional board game player
me: it's true, i have a checkered past
me: it's true, i have a checkered past
Money money money
December 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Money money money
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ME: i just want to feel safe
OTHER BANK ROBBER: no you also have to open it
OTHER BANK ROBBER: no you also have to open it
December 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
ME: i just want to feel safe
OTHER BANK ROBBER: no you also have to open it
OTHER BANK ROBBER: no you also have to open it
“What are you doing about students’ use of cigarettes?”
If someone says to you, "what are you doing about students' use of AI?" ask them, "do you think that this should be my problem? How good do you think my response can be? Should it not be up to legislators & administrators to defend against a commercial industry's attack on your child's education?"
December 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
“What are you doing about students’ use of cigarettes?”
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No one says to legit business owners, "hey I see there's an underground market selling toxic knock-offs of your product: how will you incorporate the toxic product AND protect your customers against its harms?" But apparently it's fine to make this suggestion to educators with respect to AI.
December 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
No one says to legit business owners, "hey I see there's an underground market selling toxic knock-offs of your product: how will you incorporate the toxic product AND protect your customers against its harms?" But apparently it's fine to make this suggestion to educators with respect to AI.
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12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
It’s actually German for The Hard
Die Hard was actually appropriated from pagans
December 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
It’s actually German for The Hard
I wonder what this year’s interregnum will bring
December 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I wonder what this year’s interregnum will bring
*feelings of dread intensify*
December 26, 2025 at 3:20 PM
*feelings of dread intensify*
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technically i enjoy all sandwiches open-faced
December 26, 2025 at 2:26 PM
technically i enjoy all sandwiches open-faced
I’m listening
Archaeologists uncover Bronze Age Chinese secret to brewing red rice wine
Archaeologists uncover Bronze Age Chinese secret to brewing red rice wine
Archaeologists uncover Bronze Age Chinese secret to brewing red rice wine
www.independent.co.uk
December 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I’m listening
everything stevie wonder ever did is christmas music i can’t explain it
December 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
everything stevie wonder ever did is christmas music i can’t explain it
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Merry Christmas, Bluesky! I'm celebrating by gifting cocktail recipes. Reply or repost with an inspiration for me - an ingredient you don't know what to do with, classic you want a riff on, food you want to pair with, mood, occasion, or etc and I'll give you a recipe! Zero-proof/NA cocktails too. 🍸
December 25, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Merry Christmas, Bluesky! I'm celebrating by gifting cocktail recipes. Reply or repost with an inspiration for me - an ingredient you don't know what to do with, classic you want a riff on, food you want to pair with, mood, occasion, or etc and I'll give you a recipe! Zero-proof/NA cocktails too. 🍸
love the idea of my children leaving whiskey and steak tartare or sushi out for santa im into this
Forget milk and cookies. If the immortal dark elf from the cold lands breaks into your house later tonight and doesn't find whiskey and raw meat left out, his wrath will be terrible to behold. You have been warned.
December 25, 2025 at 5:21 AM
love the idea of my children leaving whiskey and steak tartare or sushi out for santa im into this
i’ve become the Holiday Turkey Person by doing the following things:
break raw turkey down into parts
dry brine 48 hours 75/25 salt sugar herbs spices citrus zest
roast turkey back day before, stock with roasted bones, save meat
roast parts done 1 hr early
gravy w stock and drippings
carve, plate
break raw turkey down into parts
dry brine 48 hours 75/25 salt sugar herbs spices citrus zest
roast turkey back day before, stock with roasted bones, save meat
roast parts done 1 hr early
gravy w stock and drippings
carve, plate
December 25, 2025 at 4:52 AM
i’ve become the Holiday Turkey Person by doing the following things:
break raw turkey down into parts
dry brine 48 hours 75/25 salt sugar herbs spices citrus zest
roast turkey back day before, stock with roasted bones, save meat
roast parts done 1 hr early
gravy w stock and drippings
carve, plate
break raw turkey down into parts
dry brine 48 hours 75/25 salt sugar herbs spices citrus zest
roast turkey back day before, stock with roasted bones, save meat
roast parts done 1 hr early
gravy w stock and drippings
carve, plate
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no comment
December 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
no comment
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MRS. CLAUS: Good luck tonight, honey! I’m proud of you and all that you’ve accomplished this year! Just a few more hours and we can take a well-deserved vacation! 🥰
SANTA: (white-knuckling a nicotine craving so intense he could crush an elf’s skull) sounds good love you
SANTA: (white-knuckling a nicotine craving so intense he could crush an elf’s skull) sounds good love you
December 25, 2024 at 5:32 AM
MRS. CLAUS: Good luck tonight, honey! I’m proud of you and all that you’ve accomplished this year! Just a few more hours and we can take a well-deserved vacation! 🥰
SANTA: (white-knuckling a nicotine craving so intense he could crush an elf’s skull) sounds good love you
SANTA: (white-knuckling a nicotine craving so intense he could crush an elf’s skull) sounds good love you
this but cello stuff vs. eschewing public life
should I start doing little video things talking about science or should I disconnect from the internet forever and melt down my phone and invest in fountain pens and fancy writing paper
December 24, 2025 at 11:35 PM
this but cello stuff vs. eschewing public life
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"Even after accounting for the upfront costs and delayed benefits, enrolling marginal applicants to public universities generates substantial net returns for society, the marginal students themselves, and the government budget."
Public Universities FTW!
Public Universities FTW!
December 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
"Even after accounting for the upfront costs and delayed benefits, enrolling marginal applicants to public universities generates substantial net returns for society, the marginal students themselves, and the government budget."
Public Universities FTW!
Public Universities FTW!
From now on, we’ll have to muddle through somehow.
December 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
From now on, we’ll have to muddle through somehow.
Beautiful
six months ago Reader’s Digest asked if they could purchase the publishing rights for this elaborate shitpost I wrote a year ago now wherein I pretended to be the elf equivalent of David Brooks at the North Pole. Thought it was maybe a phishing scam but it’s real LMAOO
December 24, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Beautiful
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i know i'm fully caffeinated when my nose starts bleeding
December 19, 2025 at 8:55 PM
i know i'm fully caffeinated when my nose starts bleeding
i’m absolutely sure an ice cold diet crystal pepsi would fix me
December 24, 2025 at 6:05 PM
i’m absolutely sure an ice cold diet crystal pepsi would fix me