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Shout-out to Jupiter and Saturn for being really big planets.
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I had a dream where I was at an SNL audition and did an impression of a feminist Rodney Dangerfield and all I said was “Women get no respect” and nobody laughed.
@somecallmejohnny.com Have you ever considered ever making a sleep channel? Pic related.
December 5, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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farmer, loading screen, sinclair ql (1987) qxl.win/farmer.htm
November 3, 2025 at 9:09 AM
I paused my 4 hour video essay about the downfall of an unlikable niche internet micro celebrity to be here
October 27, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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castle quest, zx spectrum (1984) www.mobygames.com/game/165758/...
September 15, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Liberal politicians if you are so disturbed just pretend Charlie Kirk was a Palestinian child and you’ll get over it in no time
September 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
mfs with a humiliation kink when they get yelled at Mel Blanc style during sex
September 6, 2025 at 2:41 PM
How do you subtly hint to your partner that you want these for Christmas/birthday? Only serious replies please. Thanks!
August 30, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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magazine screenshot, login, magazine (1989) archive.org/details/logi...
August 24, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
August 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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My Cousin Vinny: Ace Attorney

Had to finally release this from my head
August 4, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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August 1, 2025 at 7:56 AM
This is Post Malone
July 30, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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July 26, 2025 at 1:23 PM
The inventor of the ski mask seeing their baby being used for burglary
a man with a beard is crying and covering his mouth with his hand
ALT: a man with a beard is crying and covering his mouth with his hand
media.tenor.com
July 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Happy Fourth of July from Daisuke Jigen from the Lupin the 3rd series
July 4, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Temu Beezos died ☹️
July 3, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Rich white people when there’s pasta salad at the Golden Labradoodle gender reveal party
May 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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📰 [Mario Kart™ World] Monty Mole

View this content in the Nintendo Today! app: 🔗 today.oatmealdome.me
May 7, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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20 years ahead of its time
May 6, 2025 at 4:03 PM
When Hawk Tuah spits on your thang without asking for explicit consent
April 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Fruit flies when you leave out a rotten banana peel in a padded, vacuum sealed, triple padlocked, impenetrable 200mm steel enforced lock box in the bottom of the ocean.
April 23, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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Little Buddy 1730 Super Mario World - Poochy Dog Plush, 8" is $19.56 on Amazon buff.ly/Dg3C2OQ #ad
April 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Hmm
April 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM