Dan Brotzel
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Dan Brotzel
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· Dec 6
Thank You for the Days
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Happy National Pawnbrokers Day, Microwave Oven Day and Gazpacho Day to one and all!
Thank You For The Days, out today, is about a man who tries to celebrate a different funny holiday for 365 days.
'Witty & clever, kept me engaged & amused. A definite hit.' *****
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Thank You For The Days, out today, is about a man who tries to celebrate a different funny holiday for 365 days.
'Witty & clever, kept me engaged & amused. A definite hit.' *****
Order: geni.us/ThankYouforT...
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This can’t be repeated enough. Not only won’t they investigate, they may never even tell us who did this.
Think about the message that sends to the next ones. Nobody is safe.
Think about the message that sends to the next ones. Nobody is safe.
January 26, 2026 at 5:22 AM
This can’t be repeated enough. Not only won’t they investigate, they may never even tell us who did this.
Think about the message that sends to the next ones. Nobody is safe.
Think about the message that sends to the next ones. Nobody is safe.
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“It’s called Stigmata. Look it up libs!”
January 23, 2026 at 2:56 AM
“It’s called Stigmata. Look it up libs!”
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JD Vance, October 2016.
![Twitter screenshot “J.D. Vance @JDVance1 Oct 9 [2016]
@JDVance Trump makes people I care about afraid. Immigrants, Muslims, etc. Because of this I find him reprehensible. God wants better of us”
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January 14, 2026 at 9:02 AM
JD Vance, October 2016.
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A happy and peaceful 2026 to tripe lovers the world over!
December 31, 2025 at 5:08 PM
A happy and peaceful 2026 to tripe lovers the world over!
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The light is on for Dan Brotzel! @danbrotzel.bsky.social 💡
“In Here” is a wonderfully tense short story about a relationship that blooms quickly only to be consumed by troubling obsession.
Check out Dan’s latest over at the site!
“In Here” is a wonderfully tense short story about a relationship that blooms quickly only to be consumed by troubling obsession.
Check out Dan’s latest over at the site!
In Here - Dan Brotzel — Bulb Culture Collective
It’s toughened glass, and you only break one pane.
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November 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
The light is on for Dan Brotzel! @danbrotzel.bsky.social 💡
“In Here” is a wonderfully tense short story about a relationship that blooms quickly only to be consumed by troubling obsession.
Check out Dan’s latest over at the site!
“In Here” is a wonderfully tense short story about a relationship that blooms quickly only to be consumed by troubling obsession.
Check out Dan’s latest over at the site!
Please would you consider signing this petition: “Urge Parliament to enforce responsible recycling of all printer cartridges”
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Please would you consider signing this petition: “Urge Parliament to enforce responsible recycling of all printer cartridges”
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the orange one finally got the attention he was craving...
October 19, 2025 at 6:22 AM
the orange one finally got the attention he was craving...
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🎶The grand old Duke of York
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October 18, 2025 at 5:12 PM
🎶The grand old Duke of York
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October 19, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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It certainly appears the United States murdered an innocent fisherman who was a husband and father to four children, claimed he was a "narco-terrorist," posted a video of the execution, and then made jokes about it
September 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
It certainly appears the United States murdered an innocent fisherman who was a husband and father to four children, claimed he was a "narco-terrorist," posted a video of the execution, and then made jokes about it
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Their ideal lunch is fruit gummies, a juice box from concentrate, and something that contains one of the dyes recently banned by the FDA.
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10 Signs Your Toddler Isn’t Getting Enough Protein
Their ideal lunch is fruit gummies, a juice box from concentrate, and something that contains one of the dyes recently banned by the FDA.
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September 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Their ideal lunch is fruit gummies, a juice box from concentrate, and something that contains one of the dyes recently banned by the FDA.
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medium.com/frazzled/10-...
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Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.
September 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.
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Until this week, I thought it was just something people said. Everyone always told me that once you get your first kitten, your kids end up taking a backseat.
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As the Proud Owner of a New Kitten, I Just Don’t Have the Same Mental Energy for My Kids Anymore
The life of a new cat mom
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September 16, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Until this week, I thought it was just something people said. Everyone always told me that once you get your first kitten, your kids end up taking a backseat.
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medium.com/frazzled/as-...
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The light is on for James W. Morris!💡
“The Constituents of Light” is a beguiling short story featuring a protagonist who experiences the world in a fascinating way.
Check out James’s amazing writing over at the site!
“The Constituents of Light” is a beguiling short story featuring a protagonist who experiences the world in a fascinating way.
Check out James’s amazing writing over at the site!
The Constituents of Light - James W. Morris — Bulb Culture Collective
In my mind’s eye, Monday is indigo.
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September 16, 2025 at 1:04 PM
The light is on for James W. Morris!💡
“The Constituents of Light” is a beguiling short story featuring a protagonist who experiences the world in a fascinating way.
Check out James’s amazing writing over at the site!
“The Constituents of Light” is a beguiling short story featuring a protagonist who experiences the world in a fascinating way.
Check out James’s amazing writing over at the site!
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🔥 CHANDELIER: BLAZING IS LIVE! 🔥
Chandelier — Bulb Culture Collective
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September 1, 2025 at 1:51 PM
🔥 CHANDELIER: BLAZING IS LIVE! 🔥
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I put a lot of thought into what my first post here would be. By "a lot of thought," I mean no thought whatsoever. So.
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Only the finest flea market restrooms feature high-level co-marketing. It's an elevated shopping experience.
August 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I put a lot of thought into what my first post here would be. By "a lot of thought," I mean no thought whatsoever. So.
Only the finest flea market restrooms feature high-level co-marketing. It's an elevated shopping experience.
Only the finest flea market restrooms feature high-level co-marketing. It's an elevated shopping experience.
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Delighted to say my short story chapbook 'Removals' is now available to buy from the Nightjar Press website, alongside a new story by Alison Moore. Such a thrill to be part of this brilliant series of stories
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February 5, 2024 at 8:31 AM
Delighted to say my short story chapbook 'Removals' is now available to buy from the Nightjar Press website, alongside a new story by Alison Moore. Such a thrill to be part of this brilliant series of stories
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