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@damseltycoon.bsky.social
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Nessie | She/They | 18+
Nessie | She/They | 18+
Pinned
luh mao
𝓖𝓮𝓶𝓼💎
"Sonic wouldn't be horny. Sonic wouldn't be lewd."
My siblings in christ he was doing this in the 90s over an android.
(C)NinoTrash.
"Sonic wouldn't be horny. Sonic wouldn't be lewd."
My siblings in christ he was doing this in the 90s over an android.
(C)NinoTrash.
November 7, 2025 at 3:27 PM
luh mao
" Oh, look! There's KING BOOM BOO. "
August 29, 2025 at 4:01 AM
" Oh, look! There's KING BOOM BOO. "
EYE TWITCHING.
“ Mhm.. bet you’d love to see this.. “
[ FUCKING BOMBS METAL SONIC .. ]
[ FUCKING BOMBS METAL SONIC .. ]
Hey, I'm an impartial commentator.
August 29, 2025 at 3:58 AM
EYE TWITCHING.
Hey, I'm an impartial commentator.
Ouch.
My feelings.
My feelings.
And there's Sonic the Hedgehog yet again, getting sent right back to last place—!
And where can you watch the Crossworld Grand Prix?
Only on Breezie TV! Brought to you by Breeze Media—!
And where can you watch the Crossworld Grand Prix?
Only on Breezie TV! Brought to you by Breeze Media—!
August 29, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Hey, I'm an impartial commentator.
And there's Sonic the Hedgehog yet again, getting sent right back to last place—!
And where can you watch the Crossworld Grand Prix?
Only on Breezie TV! Brought to you by Breeze Media—!
And where can you watch the Crossworld Grand Prix?
Only on Breezie TV! Brought to you by Breeze Media—!
August 29, 2025 at 3:26 AM
And there's Sonic the Hedgehog yet again, getting sent right back to last place—!
And where can you watch the Crossworld Grand Prix?
Only on Breezie TV! Brought to you by Breeze Media—!
And where can you watch the Crossworld Grand Prix?
Only on Breezie TV! Brought to you by Breeze Media—!
In honor of my casino being the set of another race, Everyone participating will get FREE bar access~!
Except Sonic and Eggman.
Except Sonic and Eggman.
Talk about beating the odds - Roulette Road is back in Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds, making it the only track to be in every console racing title since Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing!
Pre-order Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds, available September 25th!
Pre-order Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds, available September 25th!
August 11, 2025 at 10:06 PM
In honor of my casino being the set of another race, Everyone participating will get FREE bar access~!
Except Sonic and Eggman.
Except Sonic and Eggman.
" Know what fuck it. I'll sell 'em to you. "
“Hey! I found a piece of gold where I’m never broke! Now announcing to buy both Disney and Nintendo.! Woo-hoo!”
April 26, 2025 at 2:05 AM
" Know what fuck it. I'll sell 'em to you. "
Exactly.
Not affordable like Mario, Zelda, and Pokémon.
I'm going to make you bring back F–Zero.
Maybe then you'll learn.
Maybe then you'll learn.
April 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Exactly.
I'm going to make you bring back F–Zero.
Maybe then you'll learn.
Maybe then you'll learn.
False win says otherwise.
I literally own you now. I win.
April 26, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I'm going to make you bring back F–Zero.
Maybe then you'll learn.
Maybe then you'll learn.
" Who? "
"Wait....shouldn't you be like Shadow?" :0
" Technically I'm Blue-Green. "
April 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
" Who? "
I literally own you now. I win.
Yep x2.
Nope.
April 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I literally own you now. I win.
Nope.
Yep.
Nope.
April 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Nope.
" Technically I'm Blue-Green. "
'WHY IS EVERYONE WHO'S GREEN, EVIL????"
" YES I'M EVIL?? "
April 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
" Technically I'm Blue-Green. "
Nope.
And I win either way.
Only in name.
April 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Nope.
Only in name.
My name is still slapped on it via in-game.
But you aren't in the games. Are you?
April 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Only in name.
But you aren't in the games. Are you?
Bitch, I still have games.
Neither do you.
April 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
But you aren't in the games. Are you?
" YES I'M EVIL?? "
"YOU'RE EVIL???????"
" Not according to my badniks. "
April 26, 2025 at 12:52 AM
" YES I'M EVIL?? "
" Not according to my badniks. "
"You'd make a terrible boss." >:(
I love money.
April 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
" Not according to my badniks. "
Neither do you.
And you still didn’t appear in a video game.
Bitch I'm from a Sonic cartoon. I'm a SEGA character.
April 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Neither do you.
I love money.
:(
" Sweetie. I'm an even greedier CEO. "
April 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I love money.
Bitch I'm from a Sonic cartoon. I'm a SEGA character.
Proof?
Nope. I'm SEGA.
April 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Bitch I'm from a Sonic cartoon. I'm a SEGA character.
Nope. I'm SEGA.
Then I’ll have to cut off ties with SEGA.
Upping the price of Mario Kart to 90$.
April 26, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Nope. I'm SEGA.
" Sweetie. I'm an even greedier CEO. "
"Wait no that's what they want-"
Upping the price of Mario Kart to 90$.
April 26, 2025 at 12:46 AM
" Sweetie. I'm an even greedier CEO. "
Upping the price of Mario Kart to 90$.
April 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Upping the price of Mario Kart to 90$.
Doesn't matter. I bought you.
You're mine now.
You're mine now.
Sending a DMCA. By the way, where’s your official appearance in a video game.
currently buying Nintendo.
April 26, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Doesn't matter. I bought you.
You're mine now.
You're mine now.