𝑲𝑬𝑬𝑷 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑬𝒀𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑷𝑹𝑰𝒁𝑬—!
@damseltycoon.bsky.social
𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗛𝗢𝗨𝗦𝗘 𝗔𝗟𝗪𝗔𝗬𝗦 𝗪𝗜𝗡𝗦.
Nessie | She/They | 18+
Nessie | She/They | 18+
" Oh, look! There's KING BOOM BOO. "
August 29, 2025 at 4:01 AM
" Oh, look! There's KING BOOM BOO. "
And there's Sonic the Hedgehog yet again, getting sent right back to last place—!
And where can you watch the Crossworld Grand Prix?
Only on Breezie TV! Brought to you by Breeze Media—!
And where can you watch the Crossworld Grand Prix?
Only on Breezie TV! Brought to you by Breeze Media—!
August 29, 2025 at 3:26 AM
And there's Sonic the Hedgehog yet again, getting sent right back to last place—!
And where can you watch the Crossworld Grand Prix?
Only on Breezie TV! Brought to you by Breeze Media—!
And where can you watch the Crossworld Grand Prix?
Only on Breezie TV! Brought to you by Breeze Media—!
April 8, 2025 at 12:48 AM
grabs the emeralds—
April 6, 2025 at 5:29 AM
grabs the emeralds—
" Oh, already did.
You know, that old Sonic Spinball machine works wonders. "
You know, that old Sonic Spinball machine works wonders. "
April 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
" Oh, already did.
You know, that old Sonic Spinball machine works wonders. "
You know, that old Sonic Spinball machine works wonders. "
Oh, right.
I'm baaaaack~!
I'm baaaaack~!
April 6, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Oh, right.
I'm baaaaack~!
I'm baaaaack~!
At least you're sensible.
I thought you'd be the one to shove it down my throat.
I thought you'd be the one to shove it down my throat.
February 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
At least you're sensible.
I thought you'd be the one to shove it down my throat.
I thought you'd be the one to shove it down my throat.
All that matters to me is that I get all their money.
You can miss me with all that lovey dovey crap.
You can miss me with all that lovey dovey crap.
February 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
All that matters to me is that I get all their money.
You can miss me with all that lovey dovey crap.
You can miss me with all that lovey dovey crap.
Ah, sweet sweet capitalism.
I love Valentine's.
I love Valentine's.
February 14, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Ah, sweet sweet capitalism.
I love Valentine's.
I love Valentine's.
" . . . Coconuts. Schedule Nightopian Pinball to be replaced with a Monkey Ball pinball system. "
February 14, 2025 at 12:47 AM
" . . . Coconuts. Schedule Nightopian Pinball to be replaced with a Monkey Ball pinball system. "
" I'm talking about YOURS.
You're the face of a franchise SEGA hasn't cared about since 2007. Even Jet Set Radio, Space Channel 5, and Crazy Taxi are getting new games.
Honestly, I feel bad for you. "
She's shaking her head.
" I may be an obscure character, but you're an irrelevant main
You're the face of a franchise SEGA hasn't cared about since 2007. Even Jet Set Radio, Space Channel 5, and Crazy Taxi are getting new games.
Honestly, I feel bad for you. "
She's shaking her head.
" I may be an obscure character, but you're an irrelevant main
February 14, 2025 at 12:32 AM
" I'm talking about YOURS.
You're the face of a franchise SEGA hasn't cared about since 2007. Even Jet Set Radio, Space Channel 5, and Crazy Taxi are getting new games.
Honestly, I feel bad for you. "
She's shaking her head.
" I may be an obscure character, but you're an irrelevant main
You're the face of a franchise SEGA hasn't cared about since 2007. Even Jet Set Radio, Space Channel 5, and Crazy Taxi are getting new games.
Honestly, I feel bad for you. "
She's shaking her head.
" I may be an obscure character, but you're an irrelevant main
" When was the last Nights game? "
February 14, 2025 at 12:13 AM
" When was the last Nights game? "
" CUT—!
Dead SEGA franchise, OFF the stage. "
Dead SEGA franchise, OFF the stage. "
February 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
" CUT—!
Dead SEGA franchise, OFF the stage. "
Dead SEGA franchise, OFF the stage. "
Come on. Don't you wanna win big?
February 13, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Come on. Don't you wanna win big?
" This is my office, cat. "
February 7, 2025 at 3:50 AM
" This is my office, cat. "
" I'm a robot, goblin. "
February 7, 2025 at 3:44 AM
" I'm a robot, goblin. "
See, hun. Your first mistake was thinking I'm a nice person.
Your second, was thinking I haven't heard that one before.
A big strong man, defending someone's honor. Ready to break every bone in my body, only to be flipped right onto them.
Nevertheless. You need a sense of humor.
Your second, was thinking I haven't heard that one before.
A big strong man, defending someone's honor. Ready to break every bone in my body, only to be flipped right onto them.
Nevertheless. You need a sense of humor.
February 4, 2025 at 5:07 AM
See, hun. Your first mistake was thinking I'm a nice person.
Your second, was thinking I haven't heard that one before.
A big strong man, defending someone's honor. Ready to break every bone in my body, only to be flipped right onto them.
Nevertheless. You need a sense of humor.
Your second, was thinking I haven't heard that one before.
A big strong man, defending someone's honor. Ready to break every bone in my body, only to be flipped right onto them.
Nevertheless. You need a sense of humor.
Oh, touchy subject—!
Remind me to use that one later.
Remind me to use that one later.
February 4, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Oh, touchy subject—!
Remind me to use that one later.
Remind me to use that one later.
Ugh, you're so sappy it gives me a virus.
Speaking of family— did you three ever find that mother of yours? I remember Sonic mentioning it.
Speaking of family— did you three ever find that mother of yours? I remember Sonic mentioning it.
February 4, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Ugh, you're so sappy it gives me a virus.
Speaking of family— did you three ever find that mother of yours? I remember Sonic mentioning it.
Speaking of family— did you three ever find that mother of yours? I remember Sonic mentioning it.
Aww, but that leaves out the fun part.
( an eye roll. )
Yeah, yeah. Family.
( an eye roll. )
Yeah, yeah. Family.
February 4, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Aww, but that leaves out the fun part.
( an eye roll. )
Yeah, yeah. Family.
( an eye roll. )
Yeah, yeah. Family.
Fair point.
You like being your own boss. I like being 𝘁𝗵𝗲 boss.
Say 'hi and fuck you' to Sonic for me.
You like being your own boss. I like being 𝘁𝗵𝗲 boss.
Say 'hi and fuck you' to Sonic for me.
February 4, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Fair point.
You like being your own boss. I like being 𝘁𝗵𝗲 boss.
Say 'hi and fuck you' to Sonic for me.
You like being your own boss. I like being 𝘁𝗵𝗲 boss.
Say 'hi and fuck you' to Sonic for me.
" Can a girl just not be friendly?
Besides, you called me over. "
Besides, you called me over. "
February 3, 2025 at 3:34 PM
" Can a girl just not be friendly?
Besides, you called me over. "
Besides, you called me over. "
" Evette, nice! "
February 3, 2025 at 3:30 PM
" Evette, nice! "