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Damnzzelle
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you make me happy when skies are gray
Before you send that email… just don’t.
November 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
As Long As You’re Mine stuck in my head. Worse things, I guess.
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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My aunt who famously can’t cook tried to make a pumpkin pie. She didn’t know what cloves were, so she put garlic cloves in it. Whole.
November 24, 2025 at 11:59 PM
H is going to drive me insane with all this talk about cooking the turkey.
November 25, 2025 at 4:16 AM
It is hard sharing a hotel room with a large man and a 16YO girl.
November 23, 2025 at 12:40 PM
16:26 and change in the mile, @citylifelove.bsky.social & @thejenlife.bsky.social

Glad that’s over!!
November 22, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Was behind this today and…just…I cannot.

12/10 no notes.
November 22, 2025 at 7:30 PM
On Thur, 21 swam her PB college time in the 4IM, she had such a smile on her face after. I wished I could capture it but I was too far away on the stands. The facility posted a series of prof pics from the meet so far, and one of those is that moment. 🥹🥹
November 22, 2025 at 3:03 PM
She won 🥹🥹
Top seed in the 500 fr tonight!

Would’ve never thought they would turn her into a distance swimmer in her final year.
November 22, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Top seed in the 500 fr tonight!

Would’ve never thought they would turn her into a distance swimmer in her final year.
November 21, 2025 at 4:08 PM
OMG she just swam a 4:09 IN FINALS 🥹🥹🥹🥹
PB in prelims and the NCAA CUT!!!!
I don’t like that they’ve put 21 back in the 400IM. It’s such a brutal event.
November 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
PB in prelims and the NCAA CUT!!!!
I don’t like that they’ve put 21 back in the 400IM. It’s such a brutal event.
November 20, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I don’t like that they’ve put 21 back in the 400IM. It’s such a brutal event.
November 20, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I’m seeing the sexiest man alive in the big screen tonight!!
a man in a blue shirt has a green hand on his neck
ALT: a man in a blue shirt has a green hand on his neck
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:32 PM
November 19, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Someone told me today that before I joined their working group they were running around like headless chickens. lol
November 19, 2025 at 4:13 AM
p sure my tights are navy now that I’m out in the world but my boots are black

oh well who cares
November 18, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Why is there a boba in my ice water
November 17, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I’ve gotten 10K steps today by cleaning out two closets & deep cleaning my basement in preparation for Thanksgiving guests.
November 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Finally sold a side table on marketplace - been listed for months. All it takes is the right buyer!
November 15, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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You just know that “Did Women Ruin the Workplace?” bit would have done NUMBERS in this little clique
Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
November 13, 2025 at 3:26 PM
lol I could go outside and try to see the northern lights but I am cozy and tucked in so no
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I had a crazy busy day at work today and couldn’t follow the news. But I knew I could go home, put soft clothes on, and rely on @aaronparnas.bsky.social to bring me up to speed.
November 13, 2025 at 1:19 AM
A few weeks ago I was in a room with my current choir director and my future director. Even at the time, it felt strange. Learned tonight that current told future “I’m fighting you for her.” Which I’m 99% sure he meant sarcastically.
November 11, 2025 at 3:30 AM