The Daily Norseman
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No.
Aaron Rodgers is not expected to return as the Jets' starting quarterback in 2025 after Woody Johnson listened to feedback from Darren Mougey, Aaron Glenn and New York's current regime, per @diannarussini.bsky.social.
February 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
No.
"They say the recipe for Sprite is lemon and lime. But I tried to make it at home. . .there's more to it than that. 'You want some more homemade Sprite?' 'Not until you figure out what the f*** else is in it!'"
Fuck it. It's lunch time. Let's see your favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes.
"My manager's cool, he gets concerned, he says, 'Mitch, don't use liquor as a crutch.' I can't use liquor as a crutch... because a crutch helps me walk."
"My manager's cool, he gets concerned, he says, 'Mitch, don't use liquor as a crutch.' I can't use liquor as a crutch... because a crutch helps me walk."
February 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
"They say the recipe for Sprite is lemon and lime. But I tried to make it at home. . .there's more to it than that. 'You want some more homemade Sprite?' 'Not until you figure out what the f*** else is in it!'"
Just bumped this on DN as a subtle reminder that maybe everything doesn’t suck all of the time.
Here's the article I posted about our story 5 years ago. I'll forever be grateful to the Rudolphs and Masonic Children's Hospital for making one of the toughest weeks of our lives so much more manageable.
www.dailynorseman.com/2020/1/29/21...
www.dailynorseman.com/2020/1/29/21...
Our Trip to the End Zone
How the generosity of one Vikings player directly benefited my family in a very unexpected way.
www.dailynorseman.com
January 29, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Just bumped this on DN as a subtle reminder that maybe everything doesn’t suck all of the time.
Dispatches from the moral high ground.
January 16, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Dispatches from the moral high ground.
Can also use it as a stapler, apparently.
After the Nintendo Switch 2 reveal this morning, those rumors that you might be able to use your Joy-Con as a mouse are looking preeeeeeeeeetty good. bit.ly/40BGRtZ
January 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Can also use it as a stapler, apparently.
Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source.
January 9, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source.
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December 28, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Team Triceratops 4Life
% of U.S. adult citizens who say ___ is their favorite dinosaur:
T-Rex: 19%
Velociraptor: 6%
Brontosaurus: 6%
Triceratops: 5%
41% of Americans say they don't have a favorite dinosaur. today.yougov.com/entertainmen...
T-Rex: 19%
Velociraptor: 6%
Brontosaurus: 6%
Triceratops: 5%
41% of Americans say they don't have a favorite dinosaur. today.yougov.com/entertainmen...
December 16, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Team Triceratops 4Life
SAVE BIG MONEY AT MENARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS!
I just passionately explained Menards to my husband who’s never been in one and I’m on medical leave to take care of my midwestern dad and am apparently becoming one in the process
December 13, 2024 at 3:24 PM
SAVE BIG MONEY AT MENARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS!
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Yes, I'm religious, I believe in the holy trinity.
November 30, 2024 at 3:53 AM
Yes, I'm religious, I believe in the holy trinity.
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So let it be written. . .
thanksgiving is a holiday commemorating the time randy moss singlehandedly annihilated the dallas cowboys in 1998. it was actually celebrated for hundreds of years prior in anticipation of this prophesied holy event
November 28, 2024 at 3:34 PM
So let it be written. . .
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thanksgiving is a holiday commemorating the time randy moss singlehandedly annihilated the dallas cowboys in 1998. it was actually celebrated for hundreds of years prior in anticipation of this prophesied holy event
November 28, 2024 at 3:25 PM
thanksgiving is a holiday commemorating the time randy moss singlehandedly annihilated the dallas cowboys in 1998. it was actually celebrated for hundreds of years prior in anticipation of this prophesied holy event
One of the best parts of Thanksgiving is in full swing.
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November 28, 2024 at 2:21 PM
One of the best parts of Thanksgiving is in full swing.
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The Vikings could actually end up getting comp picks for Sam Darnold AND Daniel Jones (less likely). That's just smart asset management.
November 27, 2024 at 4:43 PM
The Vikings could actually end up getting comp picks for Sam Darnold AND Daniel Jones (less likely). That's just smart asset management.
In the arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrms offfffffffffffffffffffffff O'Connell. . .far awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay from heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere. . .
"I love your quarterbacks!"
"Yeah, they're rescues. They had a tough time at their old homes in New York and I just wanted to give them a better life."
"Yeah, they're rescues. They had a tough time at their old homes in New York and I just wanted to give them a better life."
November 27, 2024 at 4:27 PM
In the arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrms offfffffffffffffffffffffff O'Connell. . .far awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay from heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere. . .
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"I love your quarterbacks!"
"Yeah, they're rescues. They had a tough time at their old homes in New York and I just wanted to give them a better life."
"Yeah, they're rescues. They had a tough time at their old homes in New York and I just wanted to give them a better life."
November 27, 2024 at 4:14 PM
"I love your quarterbacks!"
"Yeah, they're rescues. They had a tough time at their old homes in New York and I just wanted to give them a better life."
"Yeah, they're rescues. They had a tough time at their old homes in New York and I just wanted to give them a better life."
Mister Jones and me. . .backing up Sam Darnold. . .
Vikings to Sign QB Daniel Jones to the Practice Squad
Yep. . .practice squad
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November 27, 2024 at 3:52 PM
Mister Jones and me. . .backing up Sam Darnold. . .
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