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Or maybe “…left blank intentionally”
It is on purpose that blank this space is.
Running the Imodium A-D box through the office shredder so the cleaning crew won’t find out about my tummy problems.
June 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Alternatively,
May 16, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Wordle 1,409 4/6*

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April 28, 2025 at 4:25 PM
You know what would really make them stop and reflect is if you pointed out their hypocrisy.
April 9, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Saturn now has 274 moons. Thirty years ago, there were only 62.

Something’s going on here…

When did we begin vaccinating Saturn and with what?
March 13, 2025 at 5:23 AM
The cool thing about #Philips TVs is that every time it restarts itself for no reason while you’re watching something, it puts up the Philips logo real big while it’s coming back on so you know what kind of TV never to buy again.
February 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Surefire cocktail party conversation starter #34:

“Hey, I’m no political scientist, but maybe we just let fascism run its course…”
February 16, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...
theonion.com
February 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
A tiny roomba—like a hockey puck—for countertops.
February 2, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Audiobooks need to have a warning label if the narrator pronounces HUMAN like YOOMAN.
February 1, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet:

www.404media.co/declassified...
Declassified CIA Guide to Sabotaging Fascism Is Suddenly Viral
The World War II-era "Simple Sabotage Field Manual" is full of steps that office workers can take to resist leadership.
www.404media.co
January 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I know it looks like I’m showing solidarity with Palestine, but it’s unintentional; I just happen to wear a lot of Adidas.
January 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Wordle 1,311 2/6*

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January 20, 2025 at 3:10 PM
People keep posting this image. Each person has some point to make about it, but I would suggest that you just read it out loud in Butthead’s voice.
January 19, 2025 at 12:09 AM
First day of Class

Instructor (taking attendance): “Kaylie?”

Kaleigh, Kaylee, Kayleigh, Kaeleigh, Cailee, Kaylie, Kalee, Keighlee, and Kailey: “Here!”

Instructor: “Okay that’s everybody, so let’s get started. Welcome to Intro to Porn Acting.”
January 14, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Deleted my last remaining Meta account today. Instagram isn’t worth my time anyway.

I encourage my followers to do the same—although most of you appear to be cam models, so this may fall on deaf ears.
January 11, 2025 at 2:46 AM