Cyclopsalott
@cyclopsalott.bsky.social
Author of nothing. No podcast. You can't download my App because I don't have one.
Interested in Laughing, Politics and sport.
Interested in Laughing, Politics and sport.
Pinned
I don't do Tweets.
I don't do Skeets.
I do do Bleats.
I don't do Skeets.
I do do Bleats.
Shout out to the real story of Henry Hook. Not the bad lad as made up In the film Zulu.
December 31, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Shout out to the real story of Henry Hook. Not the bad lad as made up In the film Zulu.
Bringing this energy into 2026.
December 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Bringing this energy into 2026.
Still reeling from that time biggins was caught 'liking' outrageous perverted filth on Twitter.
December 27, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Still reeling from that time biggins was caught 'liking' outrageous perverted filth on Twitter.
Merry Christmas to literally everyone except Ben 'fucking' Fogle.
December 25, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Merry Christmas to literally everyone except Ben 'fucking' Fogle.
Quite a big piss, to be fair.
December 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Quite a big piss, to be fair.
Hearing reports from grok that Elon Musk is a piss drinking nonce?
This year, Grok was reprogrammed to say Elon Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
www.404media.co
December 25, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Hearing reports from grok that Elon Musk is a piss drinking nonce?
So lucky to be home for Christmas.
Hope that your day is a fine one 🎅🎅🎅
Hope that your day is a fine one 🎅🎅🎅
York Minster at Christmas. A place of worship has existed here since 627, but the current Gothic structure was largely built between 1220 and 1472. The Minster blends Early English, Decorated, and Perpendicular Gothic styles and is famous for its stunning medieval stained
December 25, 2025 at 12:27 AM
So lucky to be home for Christmas.
Hope that your day is a fine one 🎅🎅🎅
Hope that your day is a fine one 🎅🎅🎅
Does Paddington shit in the woods?
December 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Does Paddington shit in the woods?
Always suspected Paddington might be an ambulance chaser.
December 22, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Always suspected Paddington might be an ambulance chaser.
Man from the Electricity Board knocked on my door!
But it was just to check if I had supply. All is well.
But it was just to check if I had supply. All is well.
December 20, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Man from the Electricity Board knocked on my door!
But it was just to check if I had supply. All is well.
But it was just to check if I had supply. All is well.
Quick reminder.
Never post that Trump is a Paedo or you won't be allowed to visit the USA.
#EpsteinFiles
Never post that Trump is a Paedo or you won't be allowed to visit the USA.
#EpsteinFiles
‘You don’t have to be a conspiracy theorist to suggest there’s a White House cover up.’
Simon Marks says it’s ‘a joke’ that Trump hasn’t released the Epstein files in full.
Simon Marks says it’s ‘a joke’ that Trump hasn’t released the Epstein files in full.
December 20, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Quick reminder.
Never post that Trump is a Paedo or you won't be allowed to visit the USA.
#EpsteinFiles
Never post that Trump is a Paedo or you won't be allowed to visit the USA.
#EpsteinFiles
Walliams dropped just before publication of the Epstein Files?
Hmmmm.....
Hmmmm.....
December 19, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Walliams dropped just before publication of the Epstein Files?
Hmmmm.....
Hmmmm.....
Explorer.
what would your job be in the meritocracy
December 18, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Explorer.
UK entry will be Farage, Tice and Bonnie Blue doing a cover of 'I did it My Way' in the style of Rod, Jane and Freddy.
December 16, 2025 at 11:10 PM
UK entry will be Farage, Tice and Bonnie Blue doing a cover of 'I did it My Way' in the style of Rod, Jane and Freddy.
December 14, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Branding your own custard catchers and putting your own face on them is next level narcissism.
#TrumpCondoms
#Epstein
#EpsteinFiles
#EpsteinInvestigation
#TrumpCondoms
#Epstein
#EpsteinFiles
#EpsteinInvestigation
December 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Branding your own custard catchers and putting your own face on them is next level narcissism.
#TrumpCondoms
#Epstein
#EpsteinFiles
#EpsteinInvestigation
#TrumpCondoms
#Epstein
#EpsteinFiles
#EpsteinInvestigation
When the fash get to dictate who is allowed to watch the beautiful game.
Fuck FIFA.
Fuck FIFA.
Football fans have expressed fears Donald Trump's proposed border control plans could impact heavily on the FIFA World Cup, which will be jointly-hosted by the United States, Canada and Mexico next summer.
Football fans fear Trump tourism rule will lead to one major problem
www.mirror.co.uk
December 12, 2025 at 12:33 AM
When the fash get to dictate who is allowed to watch the beautiful game.
Fuck FIFA.
Fuck FIFA.
I actually got round to replacing these tech bros as my default search engine and it actually feels quite liberating.
Bye bye Gulf of America and hello Gulf of Mexico.
By bye Wikipedia and hello Encyclopedia Brittanica.
Bye bye Gulf of America and hello Gulf of Mexico.
By bye Wikipedia and hello Encyclopedia Brittanica.
Exclusive: Google faces EU fine next year for favouring own services, sources say reut.rs/4rOa949
Exclusive: Google faces EU fine next year for favouring own services, sources say
Alphabet's Google is expected to be fined by EU antitrust regulators next year for not doing enough to comply with EU rules against favouring its own services and products in search results, people familiar with the matter said.
reut.rs
December 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I actually got round to replacing these tech bros as my default search engine and it actually feels quite liberating.
Bye bye Gulf of America and hello Gulf of Mexico.
By bye Wikipedia and hello Encyclopedia Brittanica.
Bye bye Gulf of America and hello Gulf of Mexico.
By bye Wikipedia and hello Encyclopedia Brittanica.
I have no idea how the likes of infantino even get to be in position but there is no doubt that FIFA is not in the interests of Football.
The FIFA Ethics Committee must sanitize itself or go.
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
The FIFA Ethics Committee must sanitize itself or go.
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
December 10, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I have no idea how the likes of infantino even get to be in position but there is no doubt that FIFA is not in the interests of Football.
The FIFA Ethics Committee must sanitize itself or go.
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
The FIFA Ethics Committee must sanitize itself or go.
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
All Talkshite Radio commentators go to Angry School where they are subjected to an intense course of being absolutely fuckin OUTRAGED about fuck all.......all the time.
December 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
All Talkshite Radio commentators go to Angry School where they are subjected to an intense course of being absolutely fuckin OUTRAGED about fuck all.......all the time.
Would love to know what crimes Scott Bolands ancestors were deported for because he looks like he comes from a line of full on wrong uns.
#TheAshes
#TheAshes
December 6, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Would love to know what crimes Scott Bolands ancestors were deported for because he looks like he comes from a line of full on wrong uns.
#TheAshes
#TheAshes
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Just putting it out there into the cosmos that I am still waiting for my Jury case and I want an absolute fucking *zinger*.
Thank you please.
Thank you please.
David Lammy, the justice secretary, is expected to announce that he is scrapping jury trials for ‘either way’ cases, including those for assault and burglary ⬇️
David Lammy: ‘I don’t want to scrap juries. This is about saving them’
David Lammy, the justice secretary, is expected to announce that he is scrapping jury trials for ‘either way’ cases, including those for assault and burglary
www.thetimes.com
December 1, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Just putting it out there into the cosmos that I am still waiting for my Jury case and I want an absolute fucking *zinger*.
Thank you please.
Thank you please.