Cyclopsalott
@cyclopsalott.bsky.social
Author of nothing. No podcast. You can't download my App because I don't have one.
Interested in Laughing, Politics and sport.
Interested in Laughing, Politics and sport.
Pinned
I don't do Tweets.
I don't do Skeets.
I do do Bleats.
I don't do Skeets.
I do do Bleats.
Sueing William Shatner $1bn for doing that cover of Common People.
November 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Sueing William Shatner $1bn for doing that cover of Common People.
Ah the good old days before woke.
‘A row of coal miners' houses with no windows to the street’, Halifax, 1937 by Bill Brandt. Nostalgia is a seductive liar.
November 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Ah the good old days before woke.
The fash won't be happy until gregg Wallace is director general of the BBC.
November 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
The fash won't be happy until gregg Wallace is director general of the BBC.
Reposted by Cyclopsalott
Gary Lineker: "This is the mistake the BBC makes. The BBC tries to appease the people that hate the BBC, rather than worrying about the people that love the BBC."
April 22, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Gary Lineker: "This is the mistake the BBC makes. The BBC tries to appease the people that hate the BBC, rather than worrying about the people that love the BBC."
The Farridge/Johnson/Tufton Street coup of the BBC is real.
The appeasement of Trumpian forces has to stop.
The fact that Trump wants to sue The BBC means that he is literally an enemy of everyone in the UK.
open.spotify.com/episode/36qC...
The appeasement of Trumpian forces has to stop.
The fact that Trump wants to sue The BBC means that he is literally an enemy of everyone in the UK.
open.spotify.com/episode/36qC...
November 10, 2025 at 7:59 PM
The Farridge/Johnson/Tufton Street coup of the BBC is real.
The appeasement of Trumpian forces has to stop.
The fact that Trump wants to sue The BBC means that he is literally an enemy of everyone in the UK.
open.spotify.com/episode/36qC...
The appeasement of Trumpian forces has to stop.
The fact that Trump wants to sue The BBC means that he is literally an enemy of everyone in the UK.
open.spotify.com/episode/36qC...
Military members offered Trump wine as First Family’s latest cash grab hits shelves
Military members offered Trump wine as First Family’s latest cash grab hits shelves
Military members offered Trump wine as First Family’s latest cash grab hits shelves
www.independent.co.uk
November 7, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Nonce
Musk forced his own staff to turn over their personal data to train a NSFW chatbot that now offers perennially lonely users a racy girlfriend experience.
Musk Ordered Staff to Hand Over Biometric Data to Train His Sexual AI Bot
The world’s richest man got staff to give over their personal information to build his racy girlfriend-experience AI chatbot, which strips and flirts on demand.
trib.al
November 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Nonce
Fray Bentos mash and pea dinner?
November 7, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Fray Bentos mash and pea dinner?
Literally pushing shit uphill.
November 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Literally pushing shit uphill.
Frankly livid that they don't do bonfire night in Spain.
November 5, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Frankly livid that they don't do bonfire night in Spain.
I must confirm that I have NEVER put a pony in my pocket.
I must confirm that I’m *not* the one and only
I must confirm that I’m *not* on fire
November 5, 2025 at 11:11 AM
I must confirm that I have NEVER put a pony in my pocket.
Can confirm that the original one is all that is required.
I'm just reading the news and hang on, there's a NEW York?
November 5, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Can confirm that the original one is all that is required.
Odd looking chap isn't he.
November 5, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Odd looking chap isn't he.
I proper zone out when the tasks are being explained. Not interested.
Give me people speaking surety where there is none. The perfect zeitgeist for our times.
#TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors
Give me people speaking surety where there is none. The perfect zeitgeist for our times.
#TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors
October 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I proper zone out when the tasks are being explained. Not interested.
Give me people speaking surety where there is none. The perfect zeitgeist for our times.
#TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors
Give me people speaking surety where there is none. The perfect zeitgeist for our times.
#TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors
My main problem with advertising on TV is that it is written and conceived by unfunny people who are patently off their tits on LSD.
October 27, 2025 at 11:08 AM
My main problem with advertising on TV is that it is written and conceived by unfunny people who are patently off their tits on LSD.
<--‐--‐‐----------‐-‐Celebrating 3 years smoke free.
a man in a suit and tie is holding a fire extinguisher in his hand .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is holding a fire extinguisher in his hand .
media.tenor.com
October 27, 2025 at 10:53 AM
<--‐--‐‐----------‐-‐Celebrating 3 years smoke free.
With Spotify putting it's price up (again) and youtube annoying the fuck out of me by running an incessant amount of ads - is it time to cancel Spotify and pay for youtube premium?
I'd hate to reward bad behaviour but.....hmmm
I'd hate to reward bad behaviour but.....hmmm
October 27, 2025 at 10:43 AM
With Spotify putting it's price up (again) and youtube annoying the fuck out of me by running an incessant amount of ads - is it time to cancel Spotify and pay for youtube premium?
I'd hate to reward bad behaviour but.....hmmm
I'd hate to reward bad behaviour but.....hmmm
captain CONNNNNNNCREEETE
October 27, 2025 at 12:09 AM
captain CONNNNNNNCREEETE
Reposted by Cyclopsalott
It’s a weird strategy and I’m not sure what they’re hoping to accomplish here
October 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
It’s a weird strategy and I’m not sure what they’re hoping to accomplish here
Find someone who loves you like the american military loves spaffing $70 million dollar aircraft into the sea.
The US Navy has crashed an F-18 and a Seahawk helicopter into the South China Sea while operating off the USS Nimitz, Reuters reports. All crew members have been recovered.
October 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Find someone who loves you like the american military loves spaffing $70 million dollar aircraft into the sea.
Reposted by Cyclopsalott
These, the Persil skinhead and the punk Fairy Liquid baby will be in Nigel Farage's first cabinet.
Not enough adverts with sentient wheat based cereal football hooligans if you ask me...
October 26, 2025 at 10:31 PM
These, the Persil skinhead and the punk Fairy Liquid baby will be in Nigel Farage's first cabinet.
This perfectly manufactured, Trump inspired crisis has a very oil shaped feel to it.
Venezuela is holding military drills to secure its coast from possible "covert operations," defence minister Vladimir Padrino López says
October 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
This perfectly manufactured, Trump inspired crisis has a very oil shaped feel to it.
If you are of the opinion that Jeremy Brett is not the best Sherlock Holmes then I am here to inform you that you are a silly goose.
I will take no further correspondence on the matter at this time.
Good day.
#SherlockHolmesWeekend
I will take no further correspondence on the matter at this time.
Good day.
#SherlockHolmesWeekend
October 26, 2025 at 9:11 PM
If you are of the opinion that Jeremy Brett is not the best Sherlock Holmes then I am here to inform you that you are a silly goose.
I will take no further correspondence on the matter at this time.
Good day.
#SherlockHolmesWeekend
I will take no further correspondence on the matter at this time.
Good day.
#SherlockHolmesWeekend
It was a dark and stormy night.
October 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
It was a dark and stormy night.