Christian Weber
@cweb.bsky.social
Full Stack Dev. ANTIFIFA. Currently clean on OPSEC.
If it weren't for the rape, trafficking, torture, collusion, treason, murder and whatnot, I'd have said that the real crime was his taste in furniture.
February 4, 2026 at 3:10 PM
If it weren't for the rape, trafficking, torture, collusion, treason, murder and whatnot, I'd have said that the real crime was his taste in furniture.
The reason why AI can't be trained to lie: Sarcasm.
Cynics are doing God's work. Oh, the irony.
Cynics are doing God's work. Oh, the irony.
February 2, 2026 at 6:53 PM
The reason why AI can't be trained to lie: Sarcasm.
Cynics are doing God's work. Oh, the irony.
Cynics are doing God's work. Oh, the irony.
Dems: This is how you do it.
January 31, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Dems: This is how you do it.
Guys... This one might be on us. Has anyone ever tried just giving her orders? If she takes them from Stephen Miller, she might as well take them from you.
January 28, 2026 at 11:27 AM
Guys... This one might be on us. Has anyone ever tried just giving her orders? If she takes them from Stephen Miller, she might as well take them from you.
Worked until 11pm yesterday because of Microsoft's "Security Update".
Today I decided: No more. Say hello to my new task bar.
Today I decided: No more. Say hello to my new task bar.
January 23, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Worked until 11pm yesterday because of Microsoft's "Security Update".
Today I decided: No more. Say hello to my new task bar.
Today I decided: No more. Say hello to my new task bar.
Dear Americans
It's pronounced DavOs. Emphasis on the o, not the a. Like in adore or remorse.
Thank you.
It's pronounced DavOs. Emphasis on the o, not the a. Like in adore or remorse.
Thank you.
January 21, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Dear Americans
It's pronounced DavOs. Emphasis on the o, not the a. Like in adore or remorse.
Thank you.
It's pronounced DavOs. Emphasis on the o, not the a. Like in adore or remorse.
Thank you.
Petition for a player in the NFL to change their name to Delinus Grimwich.
January 19, 2026 at 8:39 AM
Petition for a player in the NFL to change their name to Delinus Grimwich.
Reposted by Christian Weber
“The United States will not let men steal trophies from women…”
- says guy who happily took the Nobel Peace Prize awarded to a woman
- says guy who happily took the Nobel Peace Prize awarded to a woman
January 17, 2026 at 8:58 AM
“The United States will not let men steal trophies from women…”
- says guy who happily took the Nobel Peace Prize awarded to a woman
- says guy who happily took the Nobel Peace Prize awarded to a woman
Feeling positive today:
I used to use adjectives like vile, insane or pathetic willy-nilly.
Daily reminders of their true meaning from the Trump administration have significantly improved my awareness and accuracy in describing something I disagree with.
I used to use adjectives like vile, insane or pathetic willy-nilly.
Daily reminders of their true meaning from the Trump administration have significantly improved my awareness and accuracy in describing something I disagree with.
January 16, 2026 at 8:51 AM
Feeling positive today:
I used to use adjectives like vile, insane or pathetic willy-nilly.
Daily reminders of their true meaning from the Trump administration have significantly improved my awareness and accuracy in describing something I disagree with.
I used to use adjectives like vile, insane or pathetic willy-nilly.
Daily reminders of their true meaning from the Trump administration have significantly improved my awareness and accuracy in describing something I disagree with.
Just finished watching PLUR1BUS, then saw the review bombing on RottenTomatoes because the main character "is a bitch".
To those people: Have you seen any of Vince Gilligan's work? Which character (except Huell, of course) did you think is a great guy?
To those people: Have you seen any of Vince Gilligan's work? Which character (except Huell, of course) did you think is a great guy?
January 14, 2026 at 8:36 AM
Just finished watching PLUR1BUS, then saw the review bombing on RottenTomatoes because the main character "is a bitch".
To those people: Have you seen any of Vince Gilligan's work? Which character (except Huell, of course) did you think is a great guy?
To those people: Have you seen any of Vince Gilligan's work? Which character (except Huell, of course) did you think is a great guy?
- "Hey, Mom, what's that thing you do after someone died?"
- "Grift. ... No, grief! Erika, wait! GRIEF!!! ERIKA?!?"
- "Grift. ... No, grief! Erika, wait! GRIEF!!! ERIKA?!?"
December 22, 2025 at 2:47 PM
- "Hey, Mom, what's that thing you do after someone died?"
- "Grift. ... No, grief! Erika, wait! GRIEF!!! ERIKA?!?"
- "Grift. ... No, grief! Erika, wait! GRIEF!!! ERIKA?!?"
But, you see, Russia needs the Donbas, because they don't have enough land. 🥺
December 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM
But, you see, Russia needs the Donbas, because they don't have enough land. 🥺
Me doing an IQ test.
Test: How many triangles are in this image?
Me after 0.4 seconds: 6
Test: Correct. Now, person A drives from location B to location C at 60mph while person E...
Me: Dude, I don't fucking care.
Test: How many triangles are in this image?
Me after 0.4 seconds: 6
Test: Correct. Now, person A drives from location B to location C at 60mph while person E...
Me: Dude, I don't fucking care.
December 17, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Me doing an IQ test.
Test: How many triangles are in this image?
Me after 0.4 seconds: 6
Test: Correct. Now, person A drives from location B to location C at 60mph while person E...
Me: Dude, I don't fucking care.
Test: How many triangles are in this image?
Me after 0.4 seconds: 6
Test: Correct. Now, person A drives from location B to location C at 60mph while person E...
Me: Dude, I don't fucking care.
Dell has "verified" my address with an old one from 20 years ago. I noticed this after placing the order and asked the AI assistant if I can change it, because this address doesn't exist anymore:
No that's not possible, but you can return the product to get a refund. 😒
No that's not possible, but you can return the product to get a refund. 😒
December 15, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Dell has "verified" my address with an old one from 20 years ago. I noticed this after placing the order and asked the AI assistant if I can change it, because this address doesn't exist anymore:
No that's not possible, but you can return the product to get a refund. 😒
No that's not possible, but you can return the product to get a refund. 😒
They have 1 week and 1 hour now to RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES.
Meanwhile, memorize this:
www.epsteinsblackbook.com
Meanwhile, memorize this:
www.epsteinsblackbook.com
December 11, 2025 at 9:57 PM
They have 1 week and 1 hour now to RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES.
Meanwhile, memorize this:
www.epsteinsblackbook.com
Meanwhile, memorize this:
www.epsteinsblackbook.com
AI is that employee you hire because they trained how to sound smart during an interview, but you'll have to fire them after a while because you find out that they actually can't do anything right.
This bubble burst is going to be EPIC.
This bubble burst is going to be EPIC.
December 11, 2025 at 9:02 PM
AI is that employee you hire because they trained how to sound smart during an interview, but you'll have to fire them after a while because you find out that they actually can't do anything right.
This bubble burst is going to be EPIC.
This bubble burst is going to be EPIC.
Watching "2000 Meters to Andriivka".
They're bleeping swear words. Screams of soldiers bleeding to death. They're bleeping them.
What the actual FUCK YOU DISRESPECTFUL CUNTS.
They're bleeping swear words. Screams of soldiers bleeding to death. They're bleeping them.
What the actual FUCK YOU DISRESPECTFUL CUNTS.
December 11, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Watching "2000 Meters to Andriivka".
They're bleeping swear words. Screams of soldiers bleeding to death. They're bleeping them.
What the actual FUCK YOU DISRESPECTFUL CUNTS.
They're bleeping swear words. Screams of soldiers bleeding to death. They're bleeping them.
What the actual FUCK YOU DISRESPECTFUL CUNTS.
Russia can win this by using nukes is like me saying I can win a chess game by flipping the table.
December 10, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Russia can win this by using nukes is like me saying I can win a chess game by flipping the table.
Twitter can still be funny.
December 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Twitter can still be funny.
And the winner of today's IQ limbo challenge is:
December 6, 2025 at 4:28 PM
And the winner of today's IQ limbo challenge is:
Have you tried turning him off and on again?
If that doesn't work, try a factory reset. Just push a Q-tip into his hear until he goes bing bing bing
If that doesn't work, try a factory reset. Just push a Q-tip into his hear until he goes bing bing bing
December 3, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Have you tried turning him off and on again?
If that doesn't work, try a factory reset. Just push a Q-tip into his hear until he goes bing bing bing
If that doesn't work, try a factory reset. Just push a Q-tip into his hear until he goes bing bing bing
What the media isn't talking about:
This turkey was facing 8 years in prison for wire fraud, but bought $1m in TRUMP meme coins last week.
This turkey was facing 8 years in prison for wire fraud, but bought $1m in TRUMP meme coins last week.
November 28, 2025 at 10:32 AM
What the media isn't talking about:
This turkey was facing 8 years in prison for wire fraud, but bought $1m in TRUMP meme coins last week.
This turkey was facing 8 years in prison for wire fraud, but bought $1m in TRUMP meme coins last week.
What's in your breee-eead
in your breee-ehee-eead
Salami
Salami
Salami-i-i-i-i-i
in your breee-ehee-eead
Salami
Salami
Salami-i-i-i-i-i
November 7, 2025 at 2:17 PM
What's in your breee-eead
in your breee-ehee-eead
Salami
Salami
Salami-i-i-i-i-i
in your breee-ehee-eead
Salami
Salami
Salami-i-i-i-i-i
Am I the only one who thinks that Stephen Miller is Putin's bastard son?
October 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Am I the only one who thinks that Stephen Miller is Putin's bastard son?
Today's achievements:
☑Added "isekai'd to Avernus" on top of my favourite synonyms list
☑Thought to myself "good things still happen"
☑Added "isekai'd to Avernus" on top of my favourite synonyms list
☑Thought to myself "good things still happen"
When it happens, which song do you think will top the charts? (like with "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead" when Margaret Thatcher isekai'd to Avernus)
October 21, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Today's achievements:
☑Added "isekai'd to Avernus" on top of my favourite synonyms list
☑Thought to myself "good things still happen"
☑Added "isekai'd to Avernus" on top of my favourite synonyms list
☑Thought to myself "good things still happen"