Christian Weber
@cweb.bsky.social
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Currently clean on OPSEC
Currently clean on OPSEC
Pinned
What's in your breee-eead
in your breee-ehee-eead
Salami
Salami
Salami-i-i-i-i-i
in your breee-ehee-eead
Salami
Salami
Salami-i-i-i-i-i
What's in your breee-eead
in your breee-ehee-eead
Salami
Salami
Salami-i-i-i-i-i
in your breee-ehee-eead
Salami
Salami
Salami-i-i-i-i-i
November 7, 2025 at 2:17 PM
What's in your breee-eead
in your breee-ehee-eead
Salami
Salami
Salami-i-i-i-i-i
in your breee-ehee-eead
Salami
Salami
Salami-i-i-i-i-i
Am I the only one who thinks that Stephen Miller is Putin's bastard son?
October 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Am I the only one who thinks that Stephen Miller is Putin's bastard son?
Today's achievements:
☑Added "isekai'd to Avernus" on top of my favourite synonyms list
☑Thought to myself "good things still happen"
☑Added "isekai'd to Avernus" on top of my favourite synonyms list
☑Thought to myself "good things still happen"
When it happens, which song do you think will top the charts? (like with "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead" when Margaret Thatcher isekai'd to Avernus)
October 21, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Today's achievements:
☑Added "isekai'd to Avernus" on top of my favourite synonyms list
☑Thought to myself "good things still happen"
☑Added "isekai'd to Avernus" on top of my favourite synonyms list
☑Thought to myself "good things still happen"
Madrid Conference, Oslo Accords, Gaza & Jericho Agreement, Hebron Protocol, Clinton Parameters, Wye River Memorandum, Taba Summit, Arab Peace Initiative, Camp David Summit, Road Map for Peace, Geneva Accord, Sharm el-Sheikh Summit, Israeli Peace Initiative...
But yeah, sure. This one will work. 🙄
But yeah, sure. This one will work. 🙄
October 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Madrid Conference, Oslo Accords, Gaza & Jericho Agreement, Hebron Protocol, Clinton Parameters, Wye River Memorandum, Taba Summit, Arab Peace Initiative, Camp David Summit, Road Map for Peace, Geneva Accord, Sharm el-Sheikh Summit, Israeli Peace Initiative...
But yeah, sure. This one will work. 🙄
But yeah, sure. This one will work. 🙄
You have to admit:
Turning your country into a hostile shit hole is an effective strategy to keep immigrants away.
Turning your country into a hostile shit hole is an effective strategy to keep immigrants away.
October 1, 2025 at 7:21 AM
You have to admit:
Turning your country into a hostile shit hole is an effective strategy to keep immigrants away.
Turning your country into a hostile shit hole is an effective strategy to keep immigrants away.
- He thinks he solved the war between Armenia and Cambodia
- He thinks asylum seekers are coming from insane asylums.
- He thinks he can lower prices by 1'500%.
Y'all sure he's not deliberately causing another "great" recession?
- He thinks asylum seekers are coming from insane asylums.
- He thinks he can lower prices by 1'500%.
Y'all sure he's not deliberately causing another "great" recession?
September 21, 2025 at 2:32 PM
- He thinks he solved the war between Armenia and Cambodia
- He thinks asylum seekers are coming from insane asylums.
- He thinks he can lower prices by 1'500%.
Y'all sure he's not deliberately causing another "great" recession?
- He thinks asylum seekers are coming from insane asylums.
- He thinks he can lower prices by 1'500%.
Y'all sure he's not deliberately causing another "great" recession?
Reposted by Christian Weber
His face is at half mast
September 11, 2025 at 8:33 PM
His face is at half mast
Presumably not unlike Jesus, I wish there was a "remove follower" option.
August 29, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Presumably not unlike Jesus, I wish there was a "remove follower" option.
MAGA is anti-abortion to ensure a steady supply of victims.
August 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
MAGA is anti-abortion to ensure a steady supply of victims.
13'10": "Mandami is a communist" (Pronounced wrong, but I'll take it)
39'00": "Liberals have allied with radical Islam"
55'30": "80% of Gen Zers would marry an AI"
3/4. #RealTime #BillMaher
39'00": "Liberals have allied with radical Islam"
55'30": "80% of Gen Zers would marry an AI"
3/4. #RealTime #BillMaher
Haven't watched it yet, but let me guess some of the "and more":
- Mamdani is a communist
- Trans athletes are a danger to society
- Woke liberals support Hamas
- Gen Z is lazy
...amirite?
- Mamdani is a communist
- Trans athletes are a danger to society
- Woke liberals support Hamas
- Gen Z is lazy
...amirite?
August 9, 2025 at 9:11 AM
13'10": "Mandami is a communist" (Pronounced wrong, but I'll take it)
39'00": "Liberals have allied with radical Islam"
55'30": "80% of Gen Zers would marry an AI"
3/4. #RealTime #BillMaher
39'00": "Liberals have allied with radical Islam"
55'30": "80% of Gen Zers would marry an AI"
3/4. #RealTime #BillMaher
In other news:
Barbra Streisand hospitalized after laughing too hard
Barbra Streisand hospitalized after laughing too hard
August 1, 2025 at 4:31 PM
In other news:
Barbra Streisand hospitalized after laughing too hard
Barbra Streisand hospitalized after laughing too hard
Switzerland's government bent over backwards for Trump, praised him, promised investing billions in US production, didn't say a word when the F-35 purchase suddenly jumped from the agreed $6b to $7.5b...
And he went from 31% to 39%. 😂
And he went from 31% to 39%. 😂
August 1, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Switzerland's government bent over backwards for Trump, praised him, promised investing billions in US production, didn't say a word when the F-35 purchase suddenly jumped from the agreed $6b to $7.5b...
And he went from 31% to 39%. 😂
And he went from 31% to 39%. 😂
The US imported 4.38 billion pounds of beef in 2024.
I... Ahm... Yeah, you know.
I... Ahm... Yeah, you know.
July 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
The US imported 4.38 billion pounds of beef in 2024.
I... Ahm... Yeah, you know.
I... Ahm... Yeah, you know.
Even if there were men imprisoned for it, Trump couldn't pull off the Walter White scheme of hiring Nazis to kill anyone who could potentially talk. Because he pardoned all the Nazis.
July 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Even if there were men imprisoned for it, Trump couldn't pull off the Walter White scheme of hiring Nazis to kill anyone who could potentially talk. Because he pardoned all the Nazis.
AI does make coding easier, but you still need people who understand how to prompt, what to do with the output and how to maintain it.
"It will replace programmers" is a bullshit sales pitch.
"It will replace programmers" is a bullshit sales pitch.
June 22, 2025 at 10:14 PM
AI does make coding easier, but you still need people who understand how to prompt, what to do with the output and how to maintain it.
"It will replace programmers" is a bullshit sales pitch.
"It will replace programmers" is a bullshit sales pitch.
Me swiping through the Netflix documentary category these days:
I know -> Trainwreck -> Too late -> Something about Cocaine -> Who cares -> Not interested in Baseball -> Trainwreck -> More about Cocaine -> I know it's unsolved -> Crack Cocaine...
The 37th re-run of The Office it is, then.
I know -> Trainwreck -> Too late -> Something about Cocaine -> Who cares -> Not interested in Baseball -> Trainwreck -> More about Cocaine -> I know it's unsolved -> Crack Cocaine...
The 37th re-run of The Office it is, then.
June 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Me swiping through the Netflix documentary category these days:
I know -> Trainwreck -> Too late -> Something about Cocaine -> Who cares -> Not interested in Baseball -> Trainwreck -> More about Cocaine -> I know it's unsolved -> Crack Cocaine...
The 37th re-run of The Office it is, then.
I know -> Trainwreck -> Too late -> Something about Cocaine -> Who cares -> Not interested in Baseball -> Trainwreck -> More about Cocaine -> I know it's unsolved -> Crack Cocaine...
The 37th re-run of The Office it is, then.
Oh dear, Grandpa wants to rake the forest again.
June 11, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Oh dear, Grandpa wants to rake the forest again.
Media: Today's youth is the first generation to grow up with unlimited and free access to pornography.
Millenials:
Millenials:
May 28, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Media: Today's youth is the first generation to grow up with unlimited and free access to pornography.
Millenials:
Millenials:
It's just not fair.
If there's a lion in your bedroom, you can call a guy, and they come and remove the lion. Free of charge.
But even though they are statistically by far the most dangerous animals for humans: If there's a mosquito in your bedroom, you're on your own.
If there's a lion in your bedroom, you can call a guy, and they come and remove the lion. Free of charge.
But even though they are statistically by far the most dangerous animals for humans: If there's a mosquito in your bedroom, you're on your own.
May 22, 2025 at 9:50 AM
It's just not fair.
If there's a lion in your bedroom, you can call a guy, and they come and remove the lion. Free of charge.
But even though they are statistically by far the most dangerous animals for humans: If there's a mosquito in your bedroom, you're on your own.
If there's a lion in your bedroom, you can call a guy, and they come and remove the lion. Free of charge.
But even though they are statistically by far the most dangerous animals for humans: If there's a mosquito in your bedroom, you're on your own.
Working with people sometimes feels like when you ask a butcher for a steak, and he hands you a lasso, a knife and a hand drawn map with an X on it.
May 15, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Working with people sometimes feels like when you ask a butcher for a steak, and he hands you a lasso, a knife and a hand drawn map with an X on it.
Have you ever heard of... "Heroin Hero"?
May 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Have you ever heard of... "Heroin Hero"?
Bleak. But can't get rid of the assumption that the main reason for "alpha male" transphobia is the fear of being called gay after accidentally raping a trans woman.
May 4, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Bleak. But can't get rid of the assumption that the main reason for "alpha male" transphobia is the fear of being called gay after accidentally raping a trans woman.
Bill Maher is right on Joe Rogan's trajectory.
Left stops watching -> Dems don't go on his show -> Right wing echo chamber.
Left stops watching -> Dems don't go on his show -> Right wing echo chamber.
Bill Maher calls Larry David’s satire of his Trump dinner ‘kind of insulting to 6 million dead Jews’
Bill Maher calls Larry David’s satire of his Trump dinner ‘kind of insulting to 6 million dead Jews’
‘Nobody has been harder … about Donald Trump than me,’ Maher says after fellow comedian compared his meal with US president to meeting Hitler
Bill Maher has responded to Larry David’s satirical essay in the New York Times that compared Maher’s glowing account of having dinner with Donald Trump to dining with Adolf Hitler.
Maher, a vocal critic of Trump in the past, had dinner with the US president and a group of his high-profile supporters, including their mutual friend Kid Rock, on 31 March. On an episode of his talkshow Real Time on 11 April, Maher described Trump as “gracious” and “much more self-aware than he lets on”, saying: “Everything I’ve ever not liked about him was – I swear to God – absent, at least on this night with this guy.” Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
April 25, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Bill Maher is right on Joe Rogan's trajectory.
Left stops watching -> Dems don't go on his show -> Right wing echo chamber.
Left stops watching -> Dems don't go on his show -> Right wing echo chamber.
Reposted by Christian Weber
These are the names of the 9 children whose lives russia took in yesterday's attack
Their blood is on russia's hands
Tymofii, age 3
Arina, age 7
Herman, age 9
Danylo, age 15
Alina, age 15
Kostyantyn, age 16
Mykyta, age 15
Nikita, age 17
Radyslav, age 7
Nine kids. Killed
Source: U24GOVUA
Their blood is on russia's hands
Tymofii, age 3
Arina, age 7
Herman, age 9
Danylo, age 15
Alina, age 15
Kostyantyn, age 16
Mykyta, age 15
Nikita, age 17
Radyslav, age 7
Nine kids. Killed
Source: U24GOVUA
April 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
These are the names of the 9 children whose lives russia took in yesterday's attack
Their blood is on russia's hands
Tymofii, age 3
Arina, age 7
Herman, age 9
Danylo, age 15
Alina, age 15
Kostyantyn, age 16
Mykyta, age 15
Nikita, age 17
Radyslav, age 7
Nine kids. Killed
Source: U24GOVUA
Their blood is on russia's hands
Tymofii, age 3
Arina, age 7
Herman, age 9
Danylo, age 15
Alina, age 15
Kostyantyn, age 16
Mykyta, age 15
Nikita, age 17
Radyslav, age 7
Nine kids. Killed
Source: U24GOVUA
AK-47 remains Russia's most reliable weapon, whether it stands for Automatic Kalashnikov 47 or Agent Krasnov 47.
March 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
AK-47 remains Russia's most reliable weapon, whether it stands for Automatic Kalashnikov 47 or Agent Krasnov 47.