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El Guapo Hombre de Ereván
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Second generation refugee on on occupied Anishinaabe land.

Chronically ill butcher, beer cicerone and anti-authoritarian trade unionist. I write when I'm not on the block.

❌Minors
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in the three days leading up to 9/11, a statistically anomalous amount of airline shorts were placed.

How anomalous?

Hundreds of millions of dollars anomalous. On United and American.
January 16, 2026 at 3:55 PM
I have questions.

Why were they cremated? You'd think the families of these soldiers would want to have their sons mortal remains.

Was this done to, oh i dunno, maybe hide something?
January 16, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Tankies are shitheads. That is all.
January 16, 2026 at 3:31 PM
I ALSO CAST X OUTAGE!!!!
January 16, 2026 at 3:26 PM
I cast shrink penis.
January 16, 2026 at 3:22 PM
January 16, 2026 at 2:59 AM
People were just as whorish back then as they are now. It just sounded nicer.

For example: "tipping the velvet".
I'm a modern day prude but a victorian era whore.
January 9, 2026 at 9:20 PM
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January 9, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Went to Slow's with my brother for my birthday dinner, saw a couple in a Purple Cybertruck.

Imagine owning the barneytruck. How much shit must these people get on a daily basis.
January 7, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Alfredo Bowman probably one of the shittier things to happen to African-Americans.

he's right up there with Umar Johnson.
The first time you say Dr. Sebi, I tune out
January 2, 2026 at 5:55 PM
for those of us in the Armenian-American diaspora:

if you don't know, ask. I'll recite it from memory if need be.
January 2, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Anyone know the reason why it's been delisted? I have a copy on my PC.
River City Ransom: Underground still up on Steam (now delisted on GOG)
River City Ransom: Underground $2.99 on Steam (being delisted soon) buff.ly/G9J0mkz

Could be delisted by end of tomorrow since screenshots/media are already deleted
January 2, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Joseph did a good job here. Most people will just draw him chuffing on any old stick, Columbo liked Candelas, which at the time weren't all that pricey because oxidation hasn't set into the leaf yet, longer you cure the tobacco the pricier it gets.
January 2, 2026 at 4:50 PM
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Dean Martin, born Dino Paul Crocetti, son of Italian immigrant Gaetano Crocetti

Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta

Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
December 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
not surprisingly this is what many radio markets are like now that it's all just owned by WeHeartMedia.
>jingle bell noises
>YOU'RE NOW LISTENING TO
>grandma run over by a reindeer noises
>125.12
>holy chanting
>REAL JOLLY FM
>christmas cookie oven ding
>WHERE WE PLAY NOTHIN BUT HOLIDAY CLASSICS
>santa claus going ho ho ho
>THIS AIN'T YOUR GRINCH'S STATION
>imagine dragons - radioactive starts playing
December 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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I wrote the captions on this video the night Osama Bin Laden was killed and it’s probably the most shared thing I ever created.
christmas on bluesky
December 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I never wanna see another ham or prime rib roast as long as I am capable of drawing breath.

Happy Christmas. Goodnight.

SKSK.
December 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Even as they appropriate Santa for racism, the ICE app is filled with reviews from sad people who self deported and never got paid bc above all else, these fuckers are lying grifters.
December 23, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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December 18, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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NYC Council approves JACK KIRBY WAY permanent street name
NYC Council approves JACK KIRBY WAY street
After much effort, the legendary comic creator gets a true NYC honor!
www.comicsbeat.com
December 19, 2025 at 10:01 PM
35 years of life on this planet and I've yet to have a diet soda that tastes good. They all taste awful.
Pepsi XL (1995-1995): A "light"/"mid-calorie" cola, made with a combination of high-fructose corn syrup and aspartame. "XL" did not stand for "extra large", but rather "e𝐗cellent taste, 50% 𝐋ess sugar"...seriously
December 20, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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my favorite podcast is Castle Super Beast
December 16, 2025 at 11:38 PM
me when it happens
December 16, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Or you can get the game off the Internet Archive and not pay ZA/UM's zombie one red cent.

🏴‍☠️
Disco Elysium - The Final Cut (S) $11.99 via eShop. http://ow.ly/m4un50KJjEA
December 15, 2025 at 4:25 PM
WOOP WOOP MOTHERFUCKER
December 14, 2025 at 7:15 PM