Poison "Kill Jestah" Lazuli
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Poison "Kill Jestah" Lazuli
@cutechallenger.bsky.social
(26) 🏳️‍⚧️ Artist I guess.
No Minors, Art is not always SFW.
It/She/Doll
PFP: Myself
Pinned
"Ninjalien Jutsu is the ultimate technique!"
-Words shortly before she got captured

I've finally finished this piece, after some stressful times this month. It might take even longer for another full piece to be made so please be patient.
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I'M FUCKED UP DRINKING A CHINESE MODELO
November 16, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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November 16, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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introducing: weird fucking banana girl with long hair that you'd probably find in the middle of the forest
(shoutouts to my friend ivy for this idea and others)

#oc #ocsky
November 16, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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homeless trans puppygirl says "rest in piss charlie kirk:" 30 day suspension for glorifying violence

the federal government says "we will kill you" to random people on boats: not a violation of terms of service because state violence is legitimate violence in the eyes of liberal capitalists.
okay so why is this post still up & account still existing? actual question. the account isn’t even verified like some of the other fed gov accounts either, but also it shouldn’t matter when they post “we will kill you” along with videos of them killing people.
November 16, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Trick or Treat ^_^
November 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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me when I see something weird moving in my kitchen:
November 16, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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November 16, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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this line from cloud is in my head at least once a day
November 15, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Sonic Unleashed, but it wont stop playing Steamed Hams
November 16, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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how does valve expect the steam machine to gain any traction if it doesnt come with microsoft teams pre-installed on it i wonder
November 14, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED
November 16, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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ok so people figured out why arknights endfield is taking ages to release. the devs are apparently going full siggraph on the texture and droplet shaders for some reason
November 16, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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November 16, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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November 16, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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This is up there
November 16, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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November 16, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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honestly people make fun of the 4kids dub of pokemon but the dub was so immaculate in delivery in comedy
November 16, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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i can't help but picture the dog as rick in my mind
(thank you for this, it perfectly encapsulates air riders for me)
November 15, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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here's fanart of the old (now empty) mario kart server i frequented when i played tf2 #tf2 #fanart
August 3, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Blazblue Entropy Effect fucks.

I do kinda wish I could play it on a hitbox, but hey. It fucks.
November 16, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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Did You Know?

The Inuyasha mustaches episode from Adult Swim's 2004 April Fools' stunt was considered potentially lost…until now!

Thanks to olimarfunk and @danmanshow.bsky.social we have a near complete rip (with a few minutes of The Big O) digitized.

Please help us find the whole night!
November 16, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Bill Oakley shared this sad news on Twitter, hadn’t seen it here yet: Dan McGrath has passed away.

A fantastic writer for SNL, Simpsons, Mission Hill (he wrote many fan’s favorite episode), King of the Hill, The PJs, and Gravity Falls. Any comedy nerd of the last 40 years knows so much of his work
November 15, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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One thing I regret not doing when I worked in video game retail was saying "Oh, is that the game where Professor Fig dies at the end?" to random cis people coming in to buy the terf wizard game. I was already getting fired for a dumb reason, I could have been fired for something funny instead.
November 16, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Adjustment period
November 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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oh you hate samus' new friend, the wisecracking loser guy who won't shut up? well what if instead he was a wisecracking loser LADY who won't shut up! jabbering away with her stupid idiot jokey lines, ruining your immersion, samus has to fuck her just to shut her up. I've lost my train of thought.
November 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM