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Let us go to together on this wondrous journey of discovery as we explore The Mystery of Jack & The Light of Consciousness...
Jesus Christ, just dress for the airport, people, it's not that hard...
January 24, 2026 at 1:47 PM
"Sometimes you need a dictator."
- President Donald J. Trump

"...and that don't sit well with us."
- Aldo the Apache
January 21, 2026 at 7:22 PM
To be honest I don't even know what level of Hell this is supposed to be anymore but I know it's annoying as fuck.
January 19, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Stephen Miller is big mad about a nearly 60 year old kiss.
January 16, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Last I checked, being disrespectful towards ICE, the military or any other law enforcement agency deployed in American streets to spread terror isn't a capital offense.

In fact it's as American as apple pie.

youtu.be/9ZrAYxWPN6c?...
KRS-One - Sound of da Police (Official Video)
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January 13, 2026 at 7:22 PM
I don't celebrate the death of notorious racist Scott Adams because of the enormous regret I'm experiencing that it's not Elon Musk.
January 13, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Paid for by the Trump for President 2028 campaign.
January 9, 2026 at 6:13 PM
C'mon, you've got to admit it:

Trading JD Vance for prescription painkillers doesn't seem like such a stretch now, does it?
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January 9, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Hey, Congress:

I was just fondly remembering some of the times I got called in on my M-F, 8-5 job at midnight, on the weekend or sometimes during scheduled time off to deal with a crisis.

Hope your vacation has been super great!
January 5, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Whether it's one person like Senator Kelly being punished for speech this criminal administration doesn't like, thousands abducted by a fascist ICE or millions whose healthcare costs have skyrocketed or been lost completely, in the words of Miles Morales, Spider-Man:

"Anyone can wear the mask."
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January 5, 2026 at 6:43 PM
The unsung hero of Stranger Things, Derek, really said it all about 2025:
January 1, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Also:

Of the 192 ranked economies of the world only 22 have an annual GDP larger than the estimated worth of one man, Elon Musk.

Twenty-two.

Eat the fucking rich.
The top 10% of richest Americans own 87% of stocks.

The top 1% alone own roughly half of all stocks.

It's worth pointing out once again that the stock market is not the economy.
January 1, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Logging off forever after seeing the undisputed finest The Internet has to offer...
December 27, 2025 at 9:12 PM
The sperm Karoline Leavitt used to get pregnant was so old and dusty she had to add Pedialyte to rehydrate it...
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December 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
[picks up microphone, blows into it, whispers] I was already doing that, I lied about it being an eggnog stain.
now that christmas is over, those ugly sweaters can be used as cum rags
December 27, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Stephen Miller should shut his pasta hole if you ask me...
December 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
HAPPY NEW LARRY
December 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
You assholes shouldn't have left the baby goat behind...
December 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
The responses from users are pretty uniform across all social media as the Fortnite servers shit the bed here on Christmas Eve...
December 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
We all grieve in different ways.

This is a post about Erika Kirk...
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December 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 7, 2025 at 3:19 PM
For every item you purchased from Amazon today in support of buying another super-yacht for Jeff Bezos this is my Christmas wish for you...
December 2, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Oh, good, Winter's here again.
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
When your turkey is perpetually dry as the Mojave because you're married to Stephen Miller...
November 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Ever notice that you never see Kash Patel and Doctor Rockzo in the same room together?

Just me?

Ooookay...
November 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM