CursedSoda
@cursedsodaa.bsky.social
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CursedSoda
@cursedsodaa.bsky.social
· Oct 7
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okay so i made it look better this time, please check it out and message me because im bored and i need something to respond too cursedsodastars.straw.page
heyy I got acceoted to college #40kofdebtperyear
December 1, 2025 at 9:06 PM
heyy I got acceoted to college #40kofdebtperyear
stuff it in the cornucopia
November 26, 2025 at 8:17 PM
stuff it in the cornucopia
MURDEROUS 18LBS CAT CORNERS ME AND LICKS ME TO DEATH 11/15/25
November 15, 2025 at 6:04 PM
MURDEROUS 18LBS CAT CORNERS ME AND LICKS ME TO DEATH 11/15/25
Why does humanity still repeat the same mistakes despite the amount of barriers preventing them from making them?
November 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Why does humanity still repeat the same mistakes despite the amount of barriers preventing them from making them?
i just know there's a shelter full of kitties loafing there purring at the food bowl waiting for me to adopt them so they can finally be shipped off to my house :3 :3 😼😼😼😼💖💖💖
November 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
i just know there's a shelter full of kitties loafing there purring at the food bowl waiting for me to adopt them so they can finally be shipped off to my house :3 :3 😼😼😼😼💖💖💖
SCHOOL IS TAKING TOO LONG
October 31, 2025 at 4:59 PM
SCHOOL IS TAKING TOO LONG
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it’s funny because onyx is like onix from pokemon and they’re known for being heavy and bulky as fuck
a cartoon of a snake with the letters tbs on the bottom right
ALT: a cartoon of a snake with the letters tbs on the bottom right
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October 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
it’s funny because onyx is like onix from pokemon and they’re known for being heavy and bulky as fuck
i still like dislike megan a lot but this is still my favorite clip i have of like all time... btw if youre wondering 0nyx is megan
October 28, 2025 at 10:26 PM
i still like dislike megan a lot but this is still my favorite clip i have of like all time... btw if youre wondering 0nyx is megan
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this is exactly how i imagine pastry felt saying ts
October 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
this is exactly how i imagine pastry felt saying ts
yknow now that it's gone I kinda feel like my distain for sunscarred was a bit artificial. i think the only member in there i didn't like at all was like pastry
October 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
yknow now that it's gone I kinda feel like my distain for sunscarred was a bit artificial. i think the only member in there i didn't like at all was like pastry
October 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
SUNSCREEN IS NOW TRULY A MYTH. SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS.
October 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
SUNSCREEN IS NOW TRULY A MYTH. SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS.
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🔥 | War has officially been declared on Sunscarred 'Militia' by the Viceroyalty of New Valhalla and Black Rabbit Society! Pastry is actively trying to coverup these new war declarations, which I assume is a show of weakness and fear. TO VALHALLA!
October 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
🔥 | War has officially been declared on Sunscarred 'Militia' by the Viceroyalty of New Valhalla and Black Rabbit Society! Pastry is actively trying to coverup these new war declarations, which I assume is a show of weakness and fear. TO VALHALLA!
migraines might be worse than the judas cradle
October 20, 2025 at 3:10 PM
migraines might be worse than the judas cradle
how does a man get caught twice in the act and still deny it..
i should probably mention that tizanes has been caught, once or twice by his BROTHER, sexting people Too Young™ for him about 5 or so times, and PROMISED that he had changed and wouldn't do it again
and then he, 17, started dating cheery, 14, and proved that his words meant nothing the entire time
and then he, 17, started dating cheery, 14, and proved that his words meant nothing the entire time
no
October 19, 2025 at 9:35 PM
how does a man get caught twice in the act and still deny it..
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i should probably mention that tizanes has been caught, once or twice by his BROTHER, sexting people Too Young™ for him about 5 or so times, and PROMISED that he had changed and wouldn't do it again
and then he, 17, started dating cheery, 14, and proved that his words meant nothing the entire time
and then he, 17, started dating cheery, 14, and proved that his words meant nothing the entire time
no
October 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
i should probably mention that tizanes has been caught, once or twice by his BROTHER, sexting people Too Young™ for him about 5 or so times, and PROMISED that he had changed and wouldn't do it again
and then he, 17, started dating cheery, 14, and proved that his words meant nothing the entire time
and then he, 17, started dating cheery, 14, and proved that his words meant nothing the entire time
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October 17, 2025 at 6:29 PM
okay so no idea what this supposed to be but fire
I get it.. cuz hand soap on a dog makes it peppery..
I get it.. cuz hand soap on a dog makes it peppery..
October 17, 2025 at 6:29 PM
okay so no idea what this supposed to be but fire
I get it.. cuz hand soap on a dog makes it peppery..
I get it.. cuz hand soap on a dog makes it peppery..
whenever I see these I genuinely feel better about myself
October 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
whenever I see these I genuinely feel better about myself
here ye here ye pastry is gone from bluesky rejoice I guess I dunno
October 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
here ye here ye pastry is gone from bluesky rejoice I guess I dunno
went through old messages I still don't know what the context of this was
October 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
went through old messages I still don't know what the context of this was
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I cannot guarantee your safety, however I can guarantee total SCM death.
October 14, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I cannot guarantee your safety, however I can guarantee total SCM death.
my top 10 ec list:
1. all of u
1. all of u
October 12, 2025 at 2:12 AM
my top 10 ec list:
1. all of u
1. all of u
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I am not associated with Johnny big balls
October 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I am not associated with Johnny big balls