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December 2, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Welcome back, Sovereign. @antennacy.bsky.social
November 21, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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>"militia"
>does trainings
>says they dont swordfight??
>says they dont battle????? wtf kinda militia doesnt battle.. come on now
October 8, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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LOL WHATS THE POINT OF SUNSCARRED "TRAINING" A VIRTUAL "MILITIA" IF IT’S NOT GOING TO VIRTUAL WAR DUMBASS
"hahaha you're such a pussy for not wanting to engage in a roblox sword battle" do you guys realize people have lives outside online 'wars' and aren't obligated to interact with yall or is common sense not that common anymore
October 7, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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fun fact friday
Akri, former VHI officer and host of the training we raided earlier, left sunscarred following the raid. she frequently had breakdowns in VHI when hosting events over tiny mishaps, so you can only imagine how that raid went for her lol
October 6, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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scm really are just pussies 😹😹😹
October 6, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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THE FACT THAT REI WHO IS A SCM MEMBER AND CRITICIZED THE VNV FOR NUKING BBM THEN PROCEEDS TO NUKE A RANDOM LRS SERVER FOR JUST BEING IN VNV IS HILARIOUS. @pastriellie.bsky.social YOU AND YOUR MEMBERS ARE HYPOCRITES I SAY
October 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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pastry when his LR nukes a groomer's group that was used as a platform to manipulate & groom multiple people: 😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬😠🤮 🤥BANNED!
pastry when his officer nukes a random kid's group: ill have a... 🤔😏'chat' 😘with him later.. but its really no biggie!!
THE FACT THAT REI WHO IS A SCM MEMBER AND CRITICIZED THE VNV FOR NUKING BBM THEN PROCEEDS TO NUKE A RANDOM LRS SERVER FOR JUST BEING IN VNV IS HILARIOUS. @pastriellie.bsky.social YOU AND YOUR MEMBERS ARE HYPOCRITES I SAY
October 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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There is NO WAY to justify the UNPROVOKED SUNSCARRED NUKING of a VNV member's Discord server. PASTRI "THE TRANSGENDER" ELLIE and his DEMENTED OFFICER REIDI"DUMB"(🤭)go COMPLETELY AGAINST THE MORALS OF THE NEW VALHALLAN MOVEMENT THROUGH THIS ACTION. No Valhallan would EVER nuke a Discord server. EVER!
October 5, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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The myth community will never be peaceful because the leaders are either pedophiles, liars or people that want to stir up drama.
@pastriellie.bsky.social
The ec will never be peaceful because the leaders are either pedophiles, liars or people that want to stir up drama.
September 15, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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I am curious as to what little worm crawled into your brain and ripped open your prefrontal cortex.
September 15, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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For the Red Star to rise again, a sun must set.
September 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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everybody i hate is dying both ec-wise and literally, boyfriend on his best behavior, we're winning, found new songs i love and i get to admire shrimp all day. NEVER KILL YOURSELF
September 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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really underwhelming that @honorous-outlaw.bsky.social turned out to be the 2ic of equinox organization, just some dumb chick. no wonder she wanted attention so badly, she is otherwise entirely irrelevant
September 7, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Got your nose!
September 1, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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ok hi so according to jacob and the other retards over at Equinox Organization, I am a pedo at 15?? yea guys reallll smart that the guy who exclusively dates older women is a pedophile real smartttt 🥸
August 31, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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its okay youre female and your valhallan blood overrides your mythoid blood
August 28, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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GFuys Sortlem is tirmbalio collabroating. But. But...js because im in bbm and added to toast on roblox and taking bbm's side in the great bbm nukery doesnt mean im on toast's side. guys. i dont like toast. i really dont like toast. i hate toast. i dont support toast. really.
- pastry for some reason
August 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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but god, sometimes it’s necessary if it’s obvious
it is okay to say no
it is okay to deny recruiting someone even if they so badly want in
yes, quantity is good
but it’s not going to get you anywhere if the quality is shit
please i can’t take it anymore
July 26, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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can we please go back to recruiting people who seem fit and not people wearing children outfits
i feel like there are no longer any requirements when it comes to recruiting
people simply go up to randoms
not intaking how they look or act
yes, never judge a book by its cover
July 26, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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I yearn for oct-dec VHI
genuinely the best time i’ve had in the EC
I don’t know how whitehorse was but I wish I was there for it
I can’t stand modern day brainrot
yes I still giggle like a little kid to mango 67
but god, keep it out of my viceroyalty
captain lobotomization will be the death of me
July 26, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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Thank you for supporting my artistic freedom Mrs. Halla. And yes, you've cracked the case... Amethyst is indeed in a love triangle with Trimbalio and I, although does not engage in intercourse with Trimbalio - Trimbalio watches US engage in intercourse. Thank you for shedding light on our polycule.
July 16, 2025 at 8:17 PM