Valencia Valhalla
@valenciavalhalla.bsky.social
Holder for the Viceroyalty of New Valhalla.
PFP by @axearchive-co
🏵️ TO VALHALLA, HAIL VLENDR! 🏵️
PFP by @axearchive-co
🏵️ TO VALHALLA, HAIL VLENDR! 🏵️
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The Viceroy knows best. 🏵️
🦐 | Unified by hatred; we are not enemies so long as we have the common enemy.
February 8, 2026 at 1:46 AM
🦐 | Unified by hatred; we are not enemies so long as we have the common enemy.
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one thing I hate the most
one thing I hate the most
are some people named kelsea
are some people named kelsea
DONT TALK TO MEEEEE
DONT TALK TO MEEE! 🤣
one thing I hate the most
are some people named kelsea
are some people named kelsea
DONT TALK TO MEEEEE
DONT TALK TO MEEE! 🤣
February 7, 2026 at 10:24 PM
one thing I hate the most
one thing I hate the most
are some people named kelsea
are some people named kelsea
DONT TALK TO MEEEEE
DONT TALK TO MEEE! 🤣
one thing I hate the most
are some people named kelsea
are some people named kelsea
DONT TALK TO MEEEEE
DONT TALK TO MEEE! 🤣
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"yuri is fetishizing lesbians!!" Bru you are a cis straight male talking about fetishizing queer people😭😭 you don't get an opinion on ts
February 7, 2026 at 7:42 PM
"yuri is fetishizing lesbians!!" Bru you are a cis straight male talking about fetishizing queer people😭😭 you don't get an opinion on ts
All of these smiley pfps are lame. Get creative.
February 6, 2026 at 11:26 PM
All of these smiley pfps are lame. Get creative.
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Bro got embarrassed
February 6, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Bro got embarrassed
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Some people should get a life and stop reporting random teens on discord just because you can't accept your flaws
February 5, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Some people should get a life and stop reporting random teens on discord just because you can't accept your flaws
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id argue vlendr is the best modern ec leader, not just because im his girlfriend
he actually knows what hes doing and a few Other leaders clearly dont and act on pure emotion, ultimately setting their group up for failure
but i wont say any names
he actually knows what hes doing and a few Other leaders clearly dont and act on pure emotion, ultimately setting their group up for failure
but i wont say any names
February 4, 2026 at 12:52 AM
id argue vlendr is the best modern ec leader, not just because im his girlfriend
he actually knows what hes doing and a few Other leaders clearly dont and act on pure emotion, ultimately setting their group up for failure
but i wont say any names
he actually knows what hes doing and a few Other leaders clearly dont and act on pure emotion, ultimately setting their group up for failure
but i wont say any names
@veelgood.bsky.social farted. TO VALHALLA!
January 19, 2026 at 7:26 PM
@veelgood.bsky.social farted. TO VALHALLA!
January 8, 2026 at 3:20 AM
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His Excellency, Vlendr, the Viceroy of the Viceroyalty of New Valhalla and Leader of the New Valhallan Movement, has requested YOURS TRULY to release a public statement to EC Bluesky on his behalf.
It is YOUR patriotic duty to read this document in full, Valhallans.
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
It is YOUR patriotic duty to read this document in full, Valhallans.
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
[VNV] First Viceroy Public Statement
VICEREGAL LETTER For the General Public, from the Viceroy November 17, 2025 The Viceroyalty's extended community The New Valhallan Movement and Viceroyalty of New Valhalla Hello, readers. In my sev...
docs.google.com
November 17, 2025 at 5:29 PM
His Excellency, Vlendr, the Viceroy of the Viceroyalty of New Valhalla and Leader of the New Valhallan Movement, has requested YOURS TRULY to release a public statement to EC Bluesky on his behalf.
It is YOUR patriotic duty to read this document in full, Valhallans.
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
It is YOUR patriotic duty to read this document in full, Valhallans.
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
🏵️ | Sunscarreds purpose was to fearmonger against valhallans LOLLL go fuck yourselves
October 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
🏵️ | Sunscarreds purpose was to fearmonger against valhallans LOLLL go fuck yourselves
🔥 | War has officially been declared on Sunscarred 'Militia' by the Viceroyalty of New Valhalla and Black Rabbit Society! Pastry is actively trying to coverup these new war declarations, which I assume is a show of weakness and fear. TO VALHALLA!
October 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
🔥 | War has officially been declared on Sunscarred 'Militia' by the Viceroyalty of New Valhalla and Black Rabbit Society! Pastry is actively trying to coverup these new war declarations, which I assume is a show of weakness and fear. TO VALHALLA!
🏵️ | Total sunscarred death happening soon.
October 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
🏵️ | Total sunscarred death happening soon.
🔥 | Masquerade coming up soon, I expect every Valhallan to be there.
October 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
🔥 | Masquerade coming up soon, I expect every Valhallan to be there.
🏵️ | John Valhalla is, in fact, my nephew.
Aunt. And yes — this is canon in VNV lore.
October 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
🏵️ | John Valhalla is, in fact, my nephew.
🎖️ | I forgot.
October 24, 2025 at 1:14 AM
🎖️ | I forgot.
The Viceroy knows best. 🏵️
October 24, 2025 at 1:04 AM
The Viceroy knows best. 🏵️