Cuneform
@cuneform.bsky.social
Underground like a wild potatoooo
Unending misery.
What are the 3 branches of government again?
I know it's pedophiles and corporations but what's the third one?
I know it's pedophiles and corporations but what's the third one?
February 11, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Unending misery.
It’s not JUST the taking down of the Christmas lights. It’s the putting back up of the secular lights that’s the real pain in the ass.
February 9, 2026 at 11:21 AM
It’s not JUST the taking down of the Christmas lights. It’s the putting back up of the secular lights that’s the real pain in the ass.
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The thing about dementia is that it amplifies the worst parts of your personality. The thing about Trump is that he’s always only been the worst parts.
February 7, 2026 at 8:21 PM
The thing about dementia is that it amplifies the worst parts of your personality. The thing about Trump is that he’s always only been the worst parts.
Just saw a commercial that was like “Remember Y2K? That was crazy, huh? Anyway… buy our fish sticks.”
February 6, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Just saw a commercial that was like “Remember Y2K? That was crazy, huh? Anyway… buy our fish sticks.”
Military-grade excel spreadsheets!
February 6, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Military-grade excel spreadsheets!
If you replace “Democrats” with “my imaginary friends The Baileys” everything he says starts making way more sense.
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 4, 2026 at 1:21 AM
If you replace “Democrats” with “my imaginary friends The Baileys” everything he says starts making way more sense.
Yet they won’t quit because they genuinely LOVE what they do.
ICE Employees Vent on Reddit, Saying They're Not Getting Paid and Still No Insurance Despite Promises
Staff claim promised bonuses and insurance have failed to materialise, with some reporting they cannot afford medical care for sick children
www.ibtimes.co.uk/ice-employee...
Staff claim promised bonuses and insurance have failed to materialise, with some reporting they cannot afford medical care for sick children
www.ibtimes.co.uk/ice-employee...
ICE employees on Reddit complain about late salaries and missing insurance, despite promises made upon hiring
ICE employees have reported delayed pay and missing health insurance on Reddit, while critics question how staff tolerate dangerous duties for little or no compensation.
www.ibtimes.co.uk
February 2, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Yet they won’t quit because they genuinely LOVE what they do.
Just thinking about how many absolute fucking goobers are shitting bricks just five miles north of me right now is delightful in ways I can’t put into words.
The largest GOP county in the US, Tarrant Co, TX, suddenly turns blue. And it isn't even close.
February 1, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Just thinking about how many absolute fucking goobers are shitting bricks just five miles north of me right now is delightful in ways I can’t put into words.
“Now go stand in the corner and think about what you’ve done!”
I'm starting to think the Trumpist mastery of propaganda is failing them. The DHS agents posing this way makes it look like they're ashamed of themselves.
January 28, 2026 at 11:34 PM
“Now go stand in the corner and think about what you’ve done!”
Today in normalization: a handy ‘get to know your gestapo’ guide.
Federal immigration officers wear a bewildering array of labels, tactical gear and clothing accessories from different agencies, often wearing masks and refusing to identify themselves.
It's sometimes not possible to know which agency an individual works for.
This visual guide can help ⬇️
It's sometimes not possible to know which agency an individual works for.
This visual guide can help ⬇️
January 28, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Today in normalization: a handy ‘get to know your gestapo’ guide.
They spent the better part of a decade screaming that moderate insurance reform was akin to slavery.
"Don't say forcing children into hiding to avoid being taken and sent to detention camps is like the Holocaust, that's degrading it," says party who historically calls letting pregnant people deciding whether or not they want to give birth a Holocaust.
January 28, 2026 at 7:04 PM
They spent the better part of a decade screaming that moderate insurance reform was akin to slavery.
“CBS… where the S stands for Substack!”
CBS News Editor-in-Chief Bari Weiss came in with a mandate to reshape coverage. She is set to announce plans for newsroom cuts and the hiring of many new commentators. n.pr/3NP3o2g
After rocky start, Bari Weiss to cut staff, add commentators at CBS News
CBS News Editor-in-Chief Bari Weiss came in with a mandate to reshape coverage. She is set to announce plans for newsroom cuts and the hiring of many new commentators.
n.pr
January 27, 2026 at 5:21 PM
“CBS… where the S stands for Substack!”
"Bob Vance, Vance Refridgeration."
"Robby Starbuck, DNA of a Spanish conquistador."
"Robby Starbuck, DNA of a Spanish conquistador."
The VCs bros have convinced themselves they are on some moral crusade. They will be behind the scenes trying to cling to power in the midterms and beyond.
Side note, they are also the biggest bunch of dorks
Side note, they are also the biggest bunch of dorks
January 26, 2026 at 3:06 PM
"Bob Vance, Vance Refridgeration."
"Robby Starbuck, DNA of a Spanish conquistador."
"Robby Starbuck, DNA of a Spanish conquistador."
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This administration is cooked. Literally no one is scared of them.
January 25, 2026 at 5:20 PM
This administration is cooked. Literally no one is scared of them.
In 2005 SCOTUS ruled that police have no obligation to protect the public, a ruling that's been upheld many times since - including this week in Uvalde, TX.
"To protect and serve" is a phrase they slap on their car doors, not something they do.
"To protect and serve" is a phrase they slap on their car doors, not something they do.
I call on members of Law Enforcement to remember their duty to protect and serve the American People.
Those who know what this administration is really doing and stand up to the tyranny. Those members of the FBI and DOJ that can blow the whistle on the corruption and lies.
Those who know what this administration is really doing and stand up to the tyranny. Those members of the FBI and DOJ that can blow the whistle on the corruption and lies.
January 25, 2026 at 2:00 PM
In 2005 SCOTUS ruled that police have no obligation to protect the public, a ruling that's been upheld many times since - including this week in Uvalde, TX.
"To protect and serve" is a phrase they slap on their car doors, not something they do.
"To protect and serve" is a phrase they slap on their car doors, not something they do.
You waiting on the Baileys to give you their okay, or...?
ICE out of Minnesota NOW.
Breaking News: Federal law enforcement agents shot and killed a person in Minneapolis on Saturday morning, state and local officials said. Follow live updates.
January 25, 2026 at 12:51 PM
You waiting on the Baileys to give you their okay, or...?
The media’s continued framing of Trump’s paramilitary invasion as an “immigration crackdown” is deeply dishonest and so incredibly fucking infuriating.
The officer who fatally shot a Minneapolis man during a protest is an 8-year Border Patrol veteran, federal officials say.
Police chief calls for calm after a man is shot and killed during Minneapolis immigration crackdown
Federal immigration officers have shot and killed a man in Minneapolis, drawing hundreds of protesters in a city already shaken by another fatal shooting weeks earlier.
bit.ly
January 25, 2026 at 12:12 AM
The media’s continued framing of Trump’s paramilitary invasion as an “immigration crackdown” is deeply dishonest and so incredibly fucking infuriating.
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People in abusive relationships often make excuses for their abuser. They often sound a lot like this. They will beat you and say it's your fault. Look what you made them do. If you just listened. If I say something it will be worse
This is the talk of someone in a violently abusive relationship.
This is the talk of someone in a violently abusive relationship.
Violence only helps Trump & may provide him an excuse to further trample our rights by invoking the Insurrection Act.
January 22, 2026 at 3:58 AM
People in abusive relationships often make excuses for their abuser. They often sound a lot like this. They will beat you and say it's your fault. Look what you made them do. If you just listened. If I say something it will be worse
This is the talk of someone in a violently abusive relationship.
This is the talk of someone in a violently abusive relationship.
I had forgotten LeAnn Rimes existed. Now I know far too much.
I know there's a lot more important things going on, but I just want us all to take a moment and read this headline and let it swim around our brains like a screaming paramecium
January 21, 2026 at 8:35 PM
I had forgotten LeAnn Rimes existed. Now I know far too much.