Cuneform
@cuneform.bsky.social
Underground like a wild potatoooo
He’ll always be the guy that successfully lobbied for food service workers to earn well below minimum wage to me.
February 11, 2026 at 11:42 AM
He’ll always be the guy that successfully lobbied for food service workers to earn well below minimum wage to me.
Unending misery.
What are the 3 branches of government again?
I know it's pedophiles and corporations but what's the third one?
I know it's pedophiles and corporations but what's the third one?
February 11, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Unending misery.
After Herman Cain died of COVID all they did was turn his Twitter into an anti-mask account.
February 10, 2026 at 3:33 PM
After Herman Cain died of COVID all they did was turn his Twitter into an anti-mask account.
My dad started taking over our family’s farm in the mid-90s. Started changing a bunch of shit that my grandpa had done, which pissed off his brother in Florida for some reason.
Like, a lot!
Like, a lot!
February 10, 2026 at 11:16 AM
My dad started taking over our family’s farm in the mid-90s. Started changing a bunch of shit that my grandpa had done, which pissed off his brother in Florida for some reason.
Like, a lot!
Like, a lot!
Fuckin’ Powder Kirk over here.
February 9, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Fuckin’ Powder Kirk over here.
Tré Cool moshed with us during Pansy Division’s set in ‘95.
February 9, 2026 at 11:23 AM
Tré Cool moshed with us during Pansy Division’s set in ‘95.
It’s not JUST the taking down of the Christmas lights. It’s the putting back up of the secular lights that’s the real pain in the ass.
February 9, 2026 at 11:21 AM
It’s not JUST the taking down of the Christmas lights. It’s the putting back up of the secular lights that’s the real pain in the ass.
There’s that one song where he rhymed ‘summer’ with ‘summer.’
February 9, 2026 at 11:14 AM
There’s that one song where he rhymed ‘summer’ with ‘summer.’
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The thing about dementia is that it amplifies the worst parts of your personality. The thing about Trump is that he’s always only been the worst parts.
February 7, 2026 at 8:21 PM
The thing about dementia is that it amplifies the worst parts of your personality. The thing about Trump is that he’s always only been the worst parts.
Gonna go out on a limb and guess it was because Trump was lying.
I know, I know!
I know, I know!
February 7, 2026 at 12:13 PM
Gonna go out on a limb and guess it was because Trump was lying.
I know, I know!
I know, I know!
Just saw a commercial that was like “Remember Y2K? That was crazy, huh? Anyway… buy our fish sticks.”
February 6, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Just saw a commercial that was like “Remember Y2K? That was crazy, huh? Anyway… buy our fish sticks.”
The ones you can tuck in.
February 6, 2026 at 8:48 PM
The ones you can tuck in.
Military-grade excel spreadsheets!
February 6, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Military-grade excel spreadsheets!
If you're a coal miner in West Virginia they'll stay up all night strategizing ways to pretend to care about you.
February 5, 2026 at 1:29 PM
If you're a coal miner in West Virginia they'll stay up all night strategizing ways to pretend to care about you.
Look at you, trying to be in on the joke. And failing.
February 4, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Look at you, trying to be in on the joke. And failing.
If you replace “Democrats” with “my imaginary friends The Baileys” everything he says starts making way more sense.
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 4, 2026 at 1:21 AM
If you replace “Democrats” with “my imaginary friends The Baileys” everything he says starts making way more sense.
Yet they won’t quit because they genuinely LOVE what they do.
ICE Employees Vent on Reddit, Saying They're Not Getting Paid and Still No Insurance Despite Promises
Staff claim promised bonuses and insurance have failed to materialise, with some reporting they cannot afford medical care for sick children
www.ibtimes.co.uk/ice-employee...
Staff claim promised bonuses and insurance have failed to materialise, with some reporting they cannot afford medical care for sick children
www.ibtimes.co.uk/ice-employee...
ICE employees on Reddit complain about late salaries and missing insurance, despite promises made upon hiring
ICE employees have reported delayed pay and missing health insurance on Reddit, while critics question how staff tolerate dangerous duties for little or no compensation.
www.ibtimes.co.uk
February 2, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Yet they won’t quit because they genuinely LOVE what they do.
The town I come from (population 1,950) got a Subway in, like, 2003 and it was SUCH a big deal.
February 2, 2026 at 11:29 PM
The town I come from (population 1,950) got a Subway in, like, 2003 and it was SUCH a big deal.
I just know it smells kinda like rum. I think that’s neat.
February 2, 2026 at 9:15 PM
I just know it smells kinda like rum. I think that’s neat.
It’s pure horseshit excuse that ignores a core tenant of business: the right to refuse service to anyone.
February 2, 2026 at 9:14 PM
It’s pure horseshit excuse that ignores a core tenant of business: the right to refuse service to anyone.
Our extremely rational governor is heading up an investigation into Austin Public Schools after their protests on Friday.
February 2, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Our extremely rational governor is heading up an investigation into Austin Public Schools after their protests on Friday.
Just thinking about how many absolute fucking goobers are shitting bricks just five miles north of me right now is delightful in ways I can’t put into words.
The largest GOP county in the US, Tarrant Co, TX, suddenly turns blue. And it isn't even close.
February 1, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Just thinking about how many absolute fucking goobers are shitting bricks just five miles north of me right now is delightful in ways I can’t put into words.
Or Bari Wife, as she liked to be called.
February 1, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Or Bari Wife, as she liked to be called.