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Now we know what happened to the plank.
Ben Shapiro holding a single plank of wood outside of Home Depot. They both have the exact same level of charisma.
November 15, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Bart Simpson's test, which got an F with the note 'very poor even for you'
November 14, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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And they say film journalism is dead.
Awful paragraph from awful website (Uproxx) that reads: “Christy Martin’s life story is fascinating. She was one of the most notable female boxers of the ’90s and beyond, then, in 2010, she was stabbed and shot by her husband. Clearly, her life has been fulls of high highs and low lows, and the story is told in the new movie Christy.” It gets worse from there: https://uproxx.com/filmtv/christy-release-info-trailer/
November 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Santa Claus, playing Detective Crashmore in ITYSL, saying "You Fucking Suuuck!"
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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Santa Claus, on set as Detective Crashmore, saying "You Fucking Suuuck!" - as seen on I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson.
November 10, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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Go on...
America's big, wet president Donald J Trump, appearing on the cover of Playboy in 1990.
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Any era with top hats.

Pull a rabbit out of it or leave that shit home.
Three absolute dorkwagons wearing top hats and suits in the 1880s. It's also sepia toned.
November 8, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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A professional idiot.
Ezra Klein, professional idiot, on a podcast saying "There's a Rick & Morty quote I really like."
November 7, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Just... come the fuck on. This shit sucks.
AI Overview, being wrong: "Old Cheney Road is named after Abraham Lincoln, the 16th U.S. president." (Wrong, it's named after the Cheny family, who owned land near the railroad boom). "The city of Lincoln itself was renamed to honor him after his assassination." (Technically true, but one, wasn't what I was asking, and two, the city was known as Lancaster and then renamed to Lincoln in 1869. Because why give exact dates here?)
November 7, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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Mine burrows behind the couch cushions and then whines when she can’t figure a way out of it.
Frankie, a 3-year-old black and white dog snuggled behind a couch cushion with her paw on it.
November 5, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Okay one more.
The lethal weapon movie poster, that now reads Lethal Onions and mustard, in honor of the newly-emasculated ON THE RECORD border agent Lairmore.
November 4, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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I am going to get nothing done today.
The Dirty Harry movie poster, but it reads "Clint Eastwood: Onions & Mustard" after officer Lairmore's movie testimony about how he's a giant pussy.
November 4, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Movie poster of the movie Cobra, with a replaced tagline "he could smell the onions and mustard" - much like that little border patrol bitch Lairmore.
November 4, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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"I could smell the onions and mustard!"
Kyle Rittenhouse, crying like the bitch he is.
November 4, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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I'm sure after another $36 trillion in funding and all our freshwater's gone this AI thing might start getting useful.
AI Overview, being spectacularly fucking wrong: Old Cheney Road is named after Abraham Lincoln, the 16th U.S. president. Te city of Lincoln itslef was renamed to honor him after his assassination.
November 4, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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Tom Ripley (Matt Damon) gazes at Dickie Greenleaf (Jude Law) in 1999's The Talented Mr. Ripley.
November 4, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Those two creepy imperial dignitaries lurking in the background of the second Death Star throughout The Return of the Jedi have just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
Emperor Palpatine, Darth Vader, and two imperial dignitaries hanging out on the Death Star II.
November 4, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Fucking whAT?!
Weiss has been a staunch Zionist, which one presumes - is the reason for the heavy security, especially after the assassination of fellow media personality Charlie Kirk.”
November 3, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Even in death.
Willi Cicci (Joe Spinell), in the middle of the street being shot to death in The Godfather Part II.
October 28, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Freddy from Mad Men in his office after pissing himself.
October 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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You know that bitch has this exact orange cardigan on a wooden hanger somewhere.
Harry and Marv (Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern) as The Wet Bandits from the inferior sequel Home Alone II: Lost in New York.
October 25, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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“Because kids weren’t sick!”
Rob Corddry in clown makeup from Children’s Hospital, looking anguished.
October 25, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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How is this 10-year-old bit relevant again?
Matt Walsh, the actor not the Nazi podcaster, from Community, in a garden with no shirt and a swastika tattoo on his chest.
October 22, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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I kitbash action figures and, since I’m low on space, stage and light little modular dioramas for them.

Here’s the crew from Star Wars: Outlaws.
A 1:19-scale reproduction of the crew from Star Wars: Outlaws, stepping out of a spaceship while one (Hoss, the worst one) is being grabbed by a rancor.
October 22, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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The marker run dry here or what?
A close-up of a marker illustration of Laura Loomer's neck, which shows a dramatic discoloration of the subject's skin.
October 22, 2025 at 12:54 AM