Jon Doblé
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Jon Doblé
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Projects & Operations by day. Sports fan by night.
I ❤️ the process. Wannabe creative. Retired sports blogger.
Motorsports. Cardinals baseball. Hurricanes hockey. Packers football. Swiftie.
*That* is why the Packers drafted Golden in the first round. He is going to be so good when he figures it out.
January 11, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Oh Alternate Captain! My Alternate Captain!

#Canes
January 11, 2026 at 2:28 AM
It is both enjoyable and disturbing how clean a hardwood floor feels after you sweep it.
January 10, 2026 at 9:45 PM
After watching it again, it’s so funny how about the only thing F1 didn’t rip from Driven was the girlfriend leaving his rival to be friends plot. Everything else is there.
Time for the best racing movie of all time.
January 10, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Time for the best racing movie of all time.
January 10, 2026 at 4:10 AM
My wife and I just realized that our son is as old as my youngest brother was when we met. I'm not sure whether that makes cry about being old or laugh at how much of a baby my youngest brother was.
January 9, 2026 at 8:52 PM
I apparently picked the wrong season to drop my home town team and go all in on the local team.
am i understanding correctly that the ottawa senators goalie cheated on his wife, got caught, tried “but all the guys do,” named the guys, and his wife then told the other wives and now the goalie is gonna get stabbed if he ever comes back to the team? would be easier to just all bang each other imo
January 9, 2026 at 6:00 PM
“Take me, not her.”

That’s the voice of Christ.

Thank you, Pastor Callaghan.

Psalm 27:1
Pastor: I said to this ICE agent, 'Take me, stop harassing her.' The agent got in my face, pointed a gun at me, and said, 'Are you afraid now?' To which I said, 'I am not afraid.'
January 9, 2026 at 2:06 AM
In tonight’s perfectly timed coincidence, I almost tripped over the charging cord for my car tonight and right then a duck on the neighbor’s pond started honking in a way that sounded like it was laughing at me.
January 9, 2026 at 1:58 AM
I’ve done something like this in a much smaller scale with Paul Gervase’s page. Because for some reason when I type “baseb” and my work laptop autocompletes the address, it decides I want Gervase’s page.
The Kyle Farnsworth-Iowa mystery might have been just been solved 🕵️‍♂️
January 8, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Thinking this morning that the one place that AI could be useful is autocorrect. Because when I misspell "International" between "Daytona" and "Speedway," I definitely never meant "Daytona Informational Speedway."
January 8, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Watched the F1 movie last night. It was okay. Maybe a 6/10. It's still race cars. I don't feel like I was ever really given a reason to care about the characters succeeding or not. The only real moment I got from the movie was when Pearce realized what Sonny did and "grew up." Driven was better.
January 7, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Internet just went out at work. That means we get the day off, right?
January 7, 2026 at 3:06 PM
I figured it was a pipe dream to get him back before the Olympic break, and here we are a month out and Jarvis is going tonight.
Brind'Amour confirms that Jarvis is indeed playing tonight and there are no plans to ease him back into things.

He'll have his full deployment, "unless he says he can't do it and I can guarantee you that that won't happen."
Sounds like Jarvis is good to go tonight
January 6, 2026 at 4:46 PM
I love finding out the first time we go to fill prescriptions that our pharmacy is no longer "in network" for insurance purposes. Thank you for the excellent communication.
January 5, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Do I run the 5k again this year or no? Decisions, decisions.
January 5, 2026 at 9:12 PM
The best reaction to this would be to issue a statement something like, "I have received notice that the Department of War is taking administrative action against me, however, our since the United States does not have a Department of War, I have concluded that this must be a scam."
NEW: Pentagon initiates proceedings to demote U.S. Senator Mark Kelly, a retired captain, over video telling soldiers to refuse illegal orders
January 5, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Kachow! Also got this guy from my wife as a delayed present.

I’m really hoping the pink pieces where the driver would otherwise go was intentional to be his brain.
January 3, 2026 at 6:44 PM
I have a love/hate relationship with being my son's favorite person to info dump on.
January 3, 2026 at 4:38 PM
So we just kidnapped the President of a foreign nation…
a man in a black jacket is standing in front of a blue wall and talking .
ALT: a man in a black jacket is standing in front of a blue wall and talking .
media.tenor.com
January 3, 2026 at 3:24 PM
My first of two Christmas presents to myself arrived this morning. When it came up on eBay when looking for something else I threw a bid on it and won. The Eaglemoss Enterprise-C. The Ambassador class is my favorite of all the ship classes in Star Trek. Now I have one.
January 2, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Tired: Group of five schools shouldn’t be in the College Football Playoffs.

Wired: SEC teams shouldn’t be in the College Football Playoffs.
January 2, 2026 at 2:49 AM
How do you let a guy skate the length of the ice after letting you get set up and score? #Canes
January 2, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Just saw an ad for a workout app that was very clearly AI generated. But it exposed a problem with doing this stuff with AI: There's nobody to ask the question, "Why is this older guy on a podcast with a teenage looking girl without his shirt on?"
December 31, 2025 at 6:26 PM
My wife’s suggested rallying cry for the third period down 0-4 to the Penguins: “Flip the birds!” #Canes
December 31, 2025 at 1:53 AM