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@ctrlaltfu.bsky.social
Mostly harmless, horror movie fan, bourbon drinker, avid fisherman, poker of IT devices
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💯 authentic. No lowball offers I know what I got here.
August 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
💯 authentic. No lowball offers I know what I got here.
At this point I’m convinced Apple’s AI team is just 3 tech bros in a trench coat just holding out to get vested.
August 20, 2025 at 11:54 PM
At this point I’m convinced Apple’s AI team is just 3 tech bros in a trench coat just holding out to get vested.
Be sure yo watch all the way to the end. So dang wholesome.
🎥 It’s here! The first video from our 2025 conference is live: Steve Shelton’s keynote kicked off the day with impact.
Watch the full talk now and don’t forget to subscribe so you don’t miss what’s next!
#Cybersecurity #Conference2025 #Keynote #BSides
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtAc...
Watch the full talk now and don’t forget to subscribe so you don’t miss what’s next!
#Cybersecurity #Conference2025 #Keynote #BSides
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtAc...
July 17, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Be sure yo watch all the way to the end. So dang wholesome.
The year is 2045. AI has eliminated 25% of jobs. I still can’t get a god danged microwave to make popcorn without me hovering over it to get it right.
July 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM
The year is 2045. AI has eliminated 25% of jobs. I still can’t get a god danged microwave to make popcorn without me hovering over it to get it right.
Spent 15 minutes laughing at the fact that my partner subconsciously refused to give herself a B and called herself Type A- -
July 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Spent 15 minutes laughing at the fact that my partner subconsciously refused to give herself a B and called herself Type A- -
Go home pole, you’re drunk.
June 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Go home pole, you’re drunk.
The cherry on top of the AI book list issue is what was on the opposite page. Big oof.
May 22, 2025 at 12:28 AM
The cherry on top of the AI book list issue is what was on the opposite page. Big oof.
Oh fuck right off to hell. CISA RSS is now dead. Meaning integrations with Slack/Teams/Discord/whatever are likely paywalled.
www.cisa.gov/news-events/...
www.cisa.gov/news-events/...
Update to How CISA Shares Cyber-Related Alerts and Notifications | CISA
CISA is changing how we announce cybersecurity updates and the release of new guidance.
www.cisa.gov
May 13, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Oh fuck right off to hell. CISA RSS is now dead. Meaning integrations with Slack/Teams/Discord/whatever are likely paywalled.
www.cisa.gov/news-events/...
www.cisa.gov/news-events/...
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Baptism will from now on be referred to as "dipped"
May 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Baptism will from now on be referred to as "dipped"
“ChatGPT told me” is the new “I read it on the internet”
May 9, 2025 at 12:22 AM
“ChatGPT told me” is the new “I read it on the internet”
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🔒 We’re proud to welcome Cisco as a Platinum Sponsor of #BSides312! Thank you for your generous support and commitment to the security community. 👏
#BSides
#BSides
April 15, 2025 at 4:57 PM
🔒 We’re proud to welcome Cisco as a Platinum Sponsor of #BSides312! Thank you for your generous support and commitment to the security community. 👏
#BSides
#BSides
We need a better definition for the word astronaut. I don’t get to call myself a pilot just because I flew on Southwest.
April 16, 2025 at 2:16 PM
We need a better definition for the word astronaut. I don’t get to call myself a pilot just because I flew on Southwest.
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April 9, 2025 at 3:49 PM
🔥 Want your brand seen by everyone from hands-on pros to top execs?
Sponsoring #BSides312 puts you front and center—at a fraction of the cost of big-name cons.
💥 Big impact. 💸 Low investment.
Long-term visibility available.
👉 Learn more: bsides312.org#support
#BSides #CyberSecurity #Infosec
Sponsoring #BSides312 puts you front and center—at a fraction of the cost of big-name cons.
💥 Big impact. 💸 Low investment.
Long-term visibility available.
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My response every time a vendor asks if I’m going to RSA.
a man in a suit and tie says gross no thank you to another man
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says gross no thank you to another man
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April 9, 2025 at 1:50 PM
My response every time a vendor asks if I’m going to RSA.
Military grade Meshtastic
April 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Military grade Meshtastic
Rick Astley covering Pink Pony Club is a nice surprise for the month.
March 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Rick Astley covering Pink Pony Club is a nice surprise for the month.
I truthfully couldn’t imagine what my life and career would be without this community. 15 more! 15 more!
March 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I truthfully couldn’t imagine what my life and career would be without this community. 15 more! 15 more!
Asking to pay an outstanding toll is the new “I’d like to talk to you about your vehicle’s extended warranty” scam.
March 5, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Asking to pay an outstanding toll is the new “I’d like to talk to you about your vehicle’s extended warranty” scam.
So many new faces!
Still reeling over what an amazing night last Thursday was. We hit 80!! Not our attendance record (close!) but we still couldn’t be more excited! Thanks you everyone who helped, especially @Aim_Security_!!
March 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
So many new faces!
Feels like home.
Did you hear the news? Tickets for #BSides312 are now available! Track yourself to buff.ly/xiV8szl and get yours today!
#BSides
#BSides
March 3, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Feels like home.
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TONIGHT!! Fake Spring is still going strong, and @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net is bringing A TON OF SWAG! Join us with sponsor Aim Security for free drinks and even more free fun!
The fake Chicago spring is about to End, but BurbSec East is this week rain or shine!
This Thursday, defrost with hackers, infosec nerds, and free drinks (thanks to @AIM_Security_)!
📍 @NavigatorTap
⏰ 6-Close
🚀 No RSVP, no cost!
This Thursday, defrost with hackers, infosec nerds, and free drinks (thanks to @AIM_Security_)!
📍 @NavigatorTap
⏰ 6-Close
🚀 No RSVP, no cost!
BurbSec East - Sponsored by AIM Security!, Thu, Feb 27, 2025, 6:00 PM | Meetup
This month’s sponsor is [AIM Security!!](https://www.aim.security/) 🚀🔐 **Unlock the Excitement at Burbsec EAST!** 🍻🎉 Are you ready for a night of geeking out, making n
buff.ly
February 27, 2025 at 5:51 PM
TONIGHT!! Fake Spring is still going strong, and @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net is bringing A TON OF SWAG! Join us with sponsor Aim Security for free drinks and even more free fun!
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The fake Chicago spring is about to End, but BurbSec East is this week rain or shine!
This Thursday, defrost with hackers, infosec nerds, and free drinks (thanks to @AIM_Security_)!
📍 @NavigatorTap
⏰ 6-Close
🚀 No RSVP, no cost!
This Thursday, defrost with hackers, infosec nerds, and free drinks (thanks to @AIM_Security_)!
📍 @NavigatorTap
⏰ 6-Close
🚀 No RSVP, no cost!
BurbSec East - Sponsored by AIM Security!, Thu, Feb 27, 2025, 6:00 PM | Meetup
This month’s sponsor is [AIM Security!!](https://www.aim.security/) 🚀🔐 **Unlock the Excitement at Burbsec EAST!** 🍻🎉 Are you ready for a night of geeking out, making n
buff.ly
February 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The fake Chicago spring is about to End, but BurbSec East is this week rain or shine!
This Thursday, defrost with hackers, infosec nerds, and free drinks (thanks to @AIM_Security_)!
📍 @NavigatorTap
⏰ 6-Close
🚀 No RSVP, no cost!
This Thursday, defrost with hackers, infosec nerds, and free drinks (thanks to @AIM_Security_)!
📍 @NavigatorTap
⏰ 6-Close
🚀 No RSVP, no cost!