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Mostly harmless, horror movie fan, bourbon drinker, avid fisherman, poker of IT devices
Today! DC Chicago is happening. You should go! Make friends. Make enemies.

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DEF CON Group Chicago
Homepage of the DEF CON Group Chicago, a community of hackers and security enthusiasts.
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October 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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August 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
💯 authentic. No lowball offers I know what I got here.
August 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
At this point I’m convinced Apple’s AI team is just 3 tech bros in a trench coat just holding out to get vested.
August 20, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Be sure yo watch all the way to the end. So dang wholesome.
🎥 It’s here! The first video from our 2025 conference is live: Steve Shelton’s keynote kicked off the day with impact.
Watch the full talk now and don’t forget to subscribe so you don’t miss what’s next!

#Cybersecurity #Conference2025 #Keynote #BSides

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July 17, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The year is 2045. AI has eliminated 25% of jobs. I still can’t get a god danged microwave to make popcorn without me hovering over it to get it right.
July 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Spent 15 minutes laughing at the fact that my partner subconsciously refused to give herself a B and called herself Type A- -
July 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Go home pole, you’re drunk.
June 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
The cherry on top of the AI book list issue is what was on the opposite page. Big oof.
May 22, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Oh fuck right off to hell. CISA RSS is now dead. Meaning integrations with Slack/Teams/Discord/whatever are likely paywalled.

www.cisa.gov/news-events/...
Update to How CISA Shares Cyber-Related Alerts and Notifications | CISA
CISA is changing how we announce cybersecurity updates and the release of new guidance.
www.cisa.gov
May 13, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Baptism will from now on be referred to as "dipped"
May 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
“ChatGPT told me” is the new “I read it on the internet”
May 9, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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🔒 We’re proud to welcome Cisco as a Platinum Sponsor of #BSides312! Thank you for your generous support and commitment to the security community. 👏
#BSides
April 15, 2025 at 4:57 PM
We need a better definition for the word astronaut. I don’t get to call myself a pilot just because I flew on Southwest.
April 16, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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April 9, 2025 at 3:49 PM
My response every time a vendor asks if I’m going to RSA.
a man in a suit and tie says gross no thank you to another man
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says gross no thank you to another man
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April 9, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Military grade Meshtastic
April 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Rick Astley covering Pink Pony Club is a nice surprise for the month.
March 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I truthfully couldn’t imagine what my life and career would be without this community. 15 more! 15 more!
Celebrating 15 YEARS OF BURBSEC!! 🎉🎉🎉🥳🎈🎊🎁🍾
March 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Asking to pay an outstanding toll is the new “I’d like to talk to you about your vehicle’s extended warranty” scam.
March 5, 2025 at 4:33 PM
So many new faces!
Still reeling over what an amazing night last Thursday was. We hit 80!! Not our attendance record (close!) but we still couldn’t be more excited! Thanks you everyone who helped, especially @Aim_Security_!!
March 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Feels like home.
Did you hear the news? Tickets for #BSides312 are now available! Track yourself to buff.ly/xiV8szl and get yours today!
#BSides
March 3, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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TONIGHT!! Fake Spring is still going strong, and @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net is bringing A TON OF SWAG! Join us with sponsor Aim Security for free drinks and even more free fun!
The fake Chicago spring is about to End, but BurbSec East is this week rain or shine!

This Thursday, defrost with hackers, infosec nerds, and free drinks (thanks to @AIM_Security_)!

📍 @NavigatorTap
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🚀 No RSVP, no cost!
BurbSec East - Sponsored by AIM Security!, Thu, Feb 27, 2025, 6:00 PM | Meetup
This month’s sponsor is [AIM Security!!](https://www.aim.security/) 🚀🔐 **Unlock the Excitement at Burbsec EAST!** 🍻🎉 Are you ready for a night of geeking out, making n
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February 27, 2025 at 5:51 PM
February 26, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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The fake Chicago spring is about to End, but BurbSec East is this week rain or shine!

This Thursday, defrost with hackers, infosec nerds, and free drinks (thanks to @AIM_Security_)!

📍 @NavigatorTap
⏰ 6-Close
🚀 No RSVP, no cost!
BurbSec East - Sponsored by AIM Security!, Thu, Feb 27, 2025, 6:00 PM | Meetup
This month’s sponsor is [AIM Security!!](https://www.aim.security/) 🚀🔐 **Unlock the Excitement at Burbsec EAST!** 🍻🎉 Are you ready for a night of geeking out, making n
buff.ly
February 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM