Me: no, baby. its a FREAK country *starts twerking*
You mean Kid Rock?
You mean Kid Rock?
This is so much more comfortable.
This is so much more comfortable.
When I said I needed to go to the ER, we were on the road within 5 minutes.
When I couldn't answer questions bc I was in too much pain, he knew the answers for the doctors.
1/5
When I said I needed to go to the ER, we were on the road within 5 minutes.
When I couldn't answer questions bc I was in too much pain, he knew the answers for the doctors.
1/5
(This is important because of the appendectomy)
(This is important because of the appendectomy)
I don't think I should be sent home after surgery with a drain I gotta fuck with constantly. Like why can't I just recover without this lame ass homework?
Why could they not get this fluid out during surgery? This shouldn't be my responsibility.
1/2
I don't think I should be sent home after surgery with a drain I gotta fuck with constantly. Like why can't I just recover without this lame ass homework?
Why could they not get this fluid out during surgery? This shouldn't be my responsibility.
1/2
My appendix was removed and I am now recovering. Still in the hospital.
My appendix was removed and I am now recovering. Still in the hospital.
My appendix was removed and I am now recovering. Still in the hospital.
What if instead of scooping the litter box, it was like a crane game?
What if instead of scooping the litter box, it was like a crane game?
I remember I had Yosemite Sam glass that I lived to drink out of. My mom broke it one day doing dishes.
I never forgave her.
I remember I had Yosemite Sam glass that I lived to drink out of. My mom broke it one day doing dishes.
I never forgave her.
either that, or I'm dying lol
or its appendicitis.
either way, this is the fucking worst.
either that, or I'm dying lol
or its appendicitis.
either way, this is the fucking worst.
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
He's a boring, awkward weirdo at best.
He's a boring, awkward weirdo at best.