Crystal Bareiss
@crystalbareiss.bsky.social
Artist-Writer-Actor. Amateur birdwatcher. Rabbit hole enthusiast.
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Sinners invites a new bold business idea. What if people want to see movies because they like them and not due to a pavlovian response to being 12 years old once!?
April 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Sinners invites a new bold business idea. What if people want to see movies because they like them and not due to a pavlovian response to being 12 years old once!?
Revise, write, develop. Story of my life. 😂
April 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Revise, write, develop. Story of my life. 😂
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That’s more like it.
February 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
That’s more like it.
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Let's Gooo!
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Exclusive: Bluesky is getting its own photo-sharing app, Flashes
More good news for those looking to exit Meta's social app ecosystem in favor of a more open alternative: An independent developer is building a
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January 16, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Let's Gooo!
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Just a friendly reminder:
January 16, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Just a friendly reminder:
so I *finally* pulled the plug and signed the DNR on X. I’m embarrassed for how long I kept it. Gross.
January 16, 2025 at 5:49 AM
so I *finally* pulled the plug and signed the DNR on X. I’m embarrassed for how long I kept it. Gross.
No…bc yall lied last time and I came all the way over here and was met with an empty room and I couldn’t even give my codes away. 😂 Don’t play with me. Are we doing this or not?
November 17, 2024 at 12:11 AM
No…bc yall lied last time and I came all the way over here and was met with an empty room and I couldn’t even give my codes away. 😂 Don’t play with me. Are we doing this or not?
Long time, no see. What did I miss? What’s the capital T? How’s your mom? Has she spilled any hot gossip about your high school classmates you haven’t seen in 20 years? Who is sleeping with who? What did the football coach get caught doing? SPILL.
January 19, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Long time, no see. What did I miss? What’s the capital T? How’s your mom? Has she spilled any hot gossip about your high school classmates you haven’t seen in 20 years? Who is sleeping with who? What did the football coach get caught doing? SPILL.
I was worried I wasn’t going to see it from cloudy weather, but I think it just made it cooler.
October 14, 2023 at 5:42 PM
I was worried I wasn’t going to see it from cloudy weather, but I think it just made it cooler.
Listen, I understand it’s weird that I watch reruns of shows my parents watched in the late 80s-early 90s but IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT is unhinged. A teens girlfriend is shot and paralyzed. THEN THE SHOW ENDS with this teen RUNNING around a track with Bubba giving a thumbs up to Lonnie. 👀
October 13, 2023 at 7:21 AM
Listen, I understand it’s weird that I watch reruns of shows my parents watched in the late 80s-early 90s but IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT is unhinged. A teens girlfriend is shot and paralyzed. THEN THE SHOW ENDS with this teen RUNNING around a track with Bubba giving a thumbs up to Lonnie. 👀
I adore “ insignificant”scenic details surrounding the everyday world. That’s where the good stuff is.
October 12, 2023 at 7:48 AM
I adore “ insignificant”scenic details surrounding the everyday world. That’s where the good stuff is.
I’m going to become one of those people who type out long prose to the photographs they take and there’s nothing you can do to stop me.
Let’s begin.
*ahem*
Sonder. A word that comes to mind whenever I photograph unsuspecting strangers from the bushes as if they were my prey…
Let’s begin.
*ahem*
Sonder. A word that comes to mind whenever I photograph unsuspecting strangers from the bushes as if they were my prey…
October 10, 2023 at 5:25 PM
I’m going to become one of those people who type out long prose to the photographs they take and there’s nothing you can do to stop me.
Let’s begin.
*ahem*
Sonder. A word that comes to mind whenever I photograph unsuspecting strangers from the bushes as if they were my prey…
Let’s begin.
*ahem*
Sonder. A word that comes to mind whenever I photograph unsuspecting strangers from the bushes as if they were my prey…
My favorite way to spend the evenings. ❤️
October 10, 2023 at 6:57 AM
My favorite way to spend the evenings. ❤️
My ghost-to-zombie painting skills are very evident which way they sway. 👻
October 2, 2023 at 9:13 PM
My ghost-to-zombie painting skills are very evident which way they sway. 👻
I’ve seen NOPE. This isn’t a real cloud.
September 30, 2023 at 1:18 AM
I’ve seen NOPE. This isn’t a real cloud.
Time to play “is it the Aries full moon eve that’s got me like this or am I just a weak bitch?”
September 29, 2023 at 4:06 AM
Time to play “is it the Aries full moon eve that’s got me like this or am I just a weak bitch?”
Unitards layered with a button up shirt sounds cool and stylish until you have to go to the bathroom. Did I learn nothing from the romper era of 2014?!
September 28, 2023 at 8:18 PM
Unitards layered with a button up shirt sounds cool and stylish until you have to go to the bathroom. Did I learn nothing from the romper era of 2014?!
My best and final offer is that if someone said “best and final offer” to me, I’d die on that hill before I took it out of spite. This is why I’m not in charge of anything ever. 😂
September 24, 2023 at 5:57 AM
My best and final offer is that if someone said “best and final offer” to me, I’d die on that hill before I took it out of spite. This is why I’m not in charge of anything ever. 😂
Blocked my first person on here today. It’s feeling more and more like ✨home✨ now.
September 24, 2023 at 5:38 AM
Blocked my first person on here today. It’s feeling more and more like ✨home✨ now.
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On twitter sometimes you couldn’t be sure if your post ate shit because of you or algorithm, on here you know for sure you’re the problem
September 23, 2023 at 10:42 PM
On twitter sometimes you couldn’t be sure if your post ate shit because of you or algorithm, on here you know for sure you’re the problem
10 more pages to go on this damn sequence rewrite. Tots and pears.
September 23, 2023 at 10:53 PM
10 more pages to go on this damn sequence rewrite. Tots and pears.
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Seen at local butcher:
Thanks Positive Potato!
Thanks Positive Potato!
September 23, 2023 at 9:35 PM
Seen at local butcher:
Thanks Positive Potato!
Thanks Positive Potato!
“We’ll cross that bridge when we get there”
The bridge:
The bridge:
September 20, 2023 at 5:57 AM
“We’ll cross that bridge when we get there”
The bridge:
The bridge: