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@cryptoph.bsky.social
Musician, mediocre day trader, milady
satire account for tax purposes
this
the internet is not separate from real life at this point — i’ve spent too many years on various platforms making real friendships, finding jobs, etc to believe that distinction

so our social identities & relationships online should be under our own control, not a private company’s
July 3, 2023 at 3:16 AM
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Me waiting for someone to post here
July 2, 2023 at 6:28 PM
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You can only read 600 posts per day on Bluesky because that’s how many there are
July 2, 2023 at 4:39 PM
i guess i'm posting on here now. Milady.
July 1, 2023 at 6:03 PM
I told you all that it was the best meme coin ever 10x ago. I want it to be known that I posted a 10x play on Bluesky.
June 3, 2023 at 6:34 PM
hi bluesky. life is great but life really do be like this sometimes.
May 31, 2023 at 7:41 PM
this is the best shitcoin ever.
May 13, 2023 at 3:01 AM
new pfp
May 11, 2023 at 6:17 PM
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people were goatse-ing each other on here as a joke last week and now they're panicking about frog pfps. i feel like i'm losing my mind lmao. where'd the nuance this platform was gonna enable go to lol
May 8, 2023 at 11:32 PM
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fuck the Austin police union, Viper was so right when he said that cops can't read
May 7, 2023 at 11:35 PM
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posture check + water check + what have you done lately to accomplish your goals check + chores check + laundry on the floor check + trash on your computer desk check + last time you vacuumed check + when is the last time you broke a sweat check + i believe in you
May 3, 2023 at 6:15 PM
new pfp
May 2, 2023 at 2:40 AM
May 1, 2023 at 3:20 AM
Never forget where you came from.
April 29, 2023 at 1:17 AM
So I don't drink alcohol, haven't for like 10 years, but i've recently gotten into non alcoholic beer and spirits. This one I really like. Distilled fermented hemp with wormwood and some orange, saffron, ginger, and sage. P good. Similar to absinthe but less liquorish.
April 27, 2023 at 2:42 AM
i am a model seeder of early social network communities and can be trusted with more invite codes
i am a model seeder of early social network communities and can be trusted with more invite codes
gonna go dm-to-dm on fem bottom twitter hocking invites
April 27, 2023 at 2:36 AM
Found out recently that i'm slightly allergic to Mangos, which sucks, because I love Mangos. Does this mean I can't vape mango juul pods anymore? Will they give me hives? only one way to find out...
April 22, 2023 at 6:47 PM
April 20, 2023 at 2:53 AM
I used to fill up and empty out a lot of these bags. I started taking pictures of the ones I find on sidewalks. This one is a classic Chicago Bag. Post office in the loop next to the fed building.
https://opensea.io/collection/bagzbycryptoph
April 19, 2023 at 5:47 PM
posting BS on BS.
April 19, 2023 at 5:44 PM
so CT is crypto twitter. are we CB? or CBS?
April 16, 2023 at 4:40 AM
Milady taking over Bluesky. we run this shit now.
April 15, 2023 at 4:38 PM
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@jay.bsky.team hi i’d like to report a bug
April 14, 2023 at 4:09 PM