“Goddamn you all, I told you so.”—H.G. Wells, science fiction author, Desired Epitaph
My dayjob involves managing projects in the 3PL space.
I am queer and autistic, married and have kids. Welcome!
My 5y/o: STOP IT!
Me: what?! i am singing!
5:you’re not, you’re just making crap up!
Me: dude, pick a different word than crap.
5: YOU’RE JUST MAKING SHIT UP!
Me: not better, dude.
My 5y/o: STOP IT!
Me: what?! i am singing!
5:you’re not, you’re just making crap up!
Me: dude, pick a different word than crap.
5: YOU’RE JUST MAKING SHIT UP!
Me: not better, dude.
Me:
I am an advocate of recovery, as as someone affected by but not afflicted with addiction I can tell you that the message of “my addiction will kill me” is one I understand.
Me:
I am an advocate of recovery, as as someone affected by but not afflicted with addiction I can tell you that the message of “my addiction will kill me” is one I understand.
Me: goddamn it.
Me: goddamn it.
Tom Morello and his mom taught there.
The woman with whom I went to Homecoming my Senior Year was one of the US Olympic sculling coaches two years ago.
My friend is currently producing the US Curling coverage.
I was in theater with MC Chris.
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
Tom Morello and his mom taught there.
The woman with whom I went to Homecoming my Senior Year was one of the US Olympic sculling coaches two years ago.
My friend is currently producing the US Curling coverage.
I was in theater with MC Chris.
For all of you who read #TheMartian this is a nail biter…
A beautiful bit of fan service.
For all of you who read #TheMartian this is a nail biter…
A beautiful bit of fan service.
My partner: Dope
Me: *laughs uncontrollably *
My partner: Dope
Me: *laughs uncontrollably *
I heard “as a painter yes you improve, but not only do your results get better, you get faster too!” This is true. i am 8 hours into 30 models right now for the current pic:
I heard “as a painter yes you improve, but not only do your results get better, you get faster too!” This is true. i am 8 hours into 30 models right now for the current pic:
I don’t think I did this here, but #StrangerThings finale hit me like a freight train…because I literally see myself on the screen.
I don’t think I did this here, but #StrangerThings finale hit me like a freight train…because I literally see myself on the screen.
It’s only showing me stand up and funny baby videos…
Instas over here like : look man, feed him the comedy and the silly babies cause watchin’ what he likes and comments on, he’s about to do somethin’. For good or for ill I cannot say, but somerhin’
It’s only showing me stand up and funny baby videos…
Instas over here like : look man, feed him the comedy and the silly babies cause watchin’ what he likes and comments on, he’s about to do somethin’. For good or for ill I cannot say, but somerhin’
Me: oh god, I have no idea, do you baby?
My Wife: (dismissively) oh you know that thing from that Thing…
YT Video: Alien Ship from THE THING
Me: mother fucker…
My wife: OH MY GOD IT WORKED! (Laughing uncontrollably)
Me: oh god, I have no idea, do you baby?
My Wife: (dismissively) oh you know that thing from that Thing…
YT Video: Alien Ship from THE THING
Me: mother fucker…
My wife: OH MY GOD IT WORKED! (Laughing uncontrollably)
She was an American War for Independence reenactor. She saw me as a bad boy…
I put this together because I wanted to make a Grand Theft Equine 1789 joke…
Life works out funny sometimes…
She was an American War for Independence reenactor. She saw me as a bad boy…
I put this together because I wanted to make a Grand Theft Equine 1789 joke…
Life works out funny sometimes…