Crooked Painter
@crookedpainter.bsky.social
#Abstractartist #Based at the crossroads lightly #trolling stiffs as i explore this #dystopian life.
If you know you know, and keep it secret.
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If you know you know, and keep it secret.
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⏳ #TimeTravel
Alternate realities you may have missed:
2000
What better to start a new millennium than with a Deep Impact.
Alternate realities you may have missed:
2000
What better to start a new millennium than with a Deep Impact.
February 12, 2026 at 4:20 PM
⏳ #TimeTravel
Alternate realities you may have missed:
2000
What better to start a new millennium than with a Deep Impact.
Alternate realities you may have missed:
2000
What better to start a new millennium than with a Deep Impact.
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⚓️ 💫The Seven Sisters
An epic tale of sailors in space
#steampunk #analog #scifi #epic #bookseries #action #adventure #aliens #KU 💙📚🛸
Books 1-5…
www.amazon.com/dp/B0852NFWYY
An epic tale of sailors in space
#steampunk #analog #scifi #epic #bookseries #action #adventure #aliens #KU 💙📚🛸
Books 1-5…
www.amazon.com/dp/B0852NFWYY
February 12, 2026 at 5:15 PM
⚓️ 💫The Seven Sisters
An epic tale of sailors in space
#steampunk #analog #scifi #epic #bookseries #action #adventure #aliens #KU 💙📚🛸
Books 1-5…
www.amazon.com/dp/B0852NFWYY
An epic tale of sailors in space
#steampunk #analog #scifi #epic #bookseries #action #adventure #aliens #KU 💙📚🛸
Books 1-5…
www.amazon.com/dp/B0852NFWYY
With the staggeringly limited success of my series
"Democratic cucks of History"
Which ran until I was virtually paralyzed by the overwhelming selection. Honestly, there's so fucking many...
I am announcing a new series
"Reasons I'm not a Democrat"
Because...
Fuck You
#bluewave #voteblue
"Democratic cucks of History"
Which ran until I was virtually paralyzed by the overwhelming selection. Honestly, there's so fucking many...
I am announcing a new series
"Reasons I'm not a Democrat"
Because...
Fuck You
#bluewave #voteblue
February 12, 2026 at 5:41 PM
The Painful EXECUTION of Irma Grese *Warning HARD TO STOMACH.
YouTube video by Army History
youtu.be
February 12, 2026 at 1:36 AM
February 12, 2026 at 1:25 AM
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“The Impoverished Orphan,” a sweet #PrideAndPrejudice #RegencyRomance with a touch of #CozyMystery!
mybook.to/TIO In #KindleUnlimited and #Audible!
An unsolved murder, a problematic uncle, & a beloved horse complicate Darcy’s life!
#JaneAusten
#MrDarcy
#IndieAuthors
#BookSky
mybook.to/TIO In #KindleUnlimited and #Audible!
An unsolved murder, a problematic uncle, & a beloved horse complicate Darcy’s life!
#JaneAusten
#MrDarcy
#IndieAuthors
#BookSky
February 11, 2026 at 3:33 PM
“The Impoverished Orphan,” a sweet #PrideAndPrejudice #RegencyRomance with a touch of #CozyMystery!
mybook.to/TIO In #KindleUnlimited and #Audible!
An unsolved murder, a problematic uncle, & a beloved horse complicate Darcy’s life!
#JaneAusten
#MrDarcy
#IndieAuthors
#BookSky
mybook.to/TIO In #KindleUnlimited and #Audible!
An unsolved murder, a problematic uncle, & a beloved horse complicate Darcy’s life!
#JaneAusten
#MrDarcy
#IndieAuthors
#BookSky
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#PleaseShare
What’s Your Kink… Is it Black or Pink?
🖤 mybook.to/TheBigBitch
🩷 mybook.to/DaddysDirtyD...
🖤 mybook.to/BackToBigBlack
🩷 mybook.to/UnlockingDaddy
#KindleUnlimited #HotWife #Tales 📚
What’s Your Kink… Is it Black or Pink?
🖤 mybook.to/TheBigBitch
🩷 mybook.to/DaddysDirtyD...
🖤 mybook.to/BackToBigBlack
🩷 mybook.to/UnlockingDaddy
#KindleUnlimited #HotWife #Tales 📚
February 11, 2026 at 11:21 PM
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Pretty good Sunday morning record.
February 8, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Pretty good Sunday morning record.
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Dark Talk
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#books in the #Mail
American Canto
By
Olivia Nuzzi
#booksky #writers #WritingCommunity
Look, I've never been the greatest at #clamwhispering but how does a guy that swims in raw sewage and have brain parasites plow a hot Italian chicken like this bitch?
Fucked up book, would recommend 🤷♂️
For lols
American Canto
By
Olivia Nuzzi
#booksky #writers #WritingCommunity
Look, I've never been the greatest at #clamwhispering but how does a guy that swims in raw sewage and have brain parasites plow a hot Italian chicken like this bitch?
Fucked up book, would recommend 🤷♂️
For lols
February 10, 2026 at 1:14 AM
#books in the #Mail
American Canto
By
Olivia Nuzzi
#booksky #writers #WritingCommunity
Look, I've never been the greatest at #clamwhispering but how does a guy that swims in raw sewage and have brain parasites plow a hot Italian chicken like this bitch?
Fucked up book, would recommend 🤷♂️
For lols
American Canto
By
Olivia Nuzzi
#booksky #writers #WritingCommunity
Look, I've never been the greatest at #clamwhispering but how does a guy that swims in raw sewage and have brain parasites plow a hot Italian chicken like this bitch?
Fucked up book, would recommend 🤷♂️
For lols
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Acid Yellow. Dominic Piper.
"A page turner of beauty and intrigue. A delightful collection of gorgeous women that Beckett moves between. Everything you would want in a thriller. Great read!"
mybook.to/AcidYellow
#DanielBeckett #PrivateInvestigator #MustRead #CrimeFiction #London #Thriller
"A page turner of beauty and intrigue. A delightful collection of gorgeous women that Beckett moves between. Everything you would want in a thriller. Great read!"
mybook.to/AcidYellow
#DanielBeckett #PrivateInvestigator #MustRead #CrimeFiction #London #Thriller
February 9, 2026 at 10:00 AM
Acid Yellow. Dominic Piper.
"A page turner of beauty and intrigue. A delightful collection of gorgeous women that Beckett moves between. Everything you would want in a thriller. Great read!"
mybook.to/AcidYellow
#DanielBeckett #PrivateInvestigator #MustRead #CrimeFiction #London #Thriller
"A page turner of beauty and intrigue. A delightful collection of gorgeous women that Beckett moves between. Everything you would want in a thriller. Great read!"
mybook.to/AcidYellow
#DanielBeckett #PrivateInvestigator #MustRead #CrimeFiction #London #Thriller
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皆さんへ
いつも私に関わってくれてありがとうございます😭
セラピスト様🧚♀️
当日ポストに❤️して頂いたら翌日RP必ず2つ以上します😍
だってセラピスト様🧚♀️応援📣垢ですから😘
Xの方も同じでもしよかったらフォローやいいね👍よろしくお願いします🥺
フォローバックやRP絶対しますから🥺
X本垢👇🤭
x.com/MET200841
Xサブ垢👇🤗
x.com/met0084?s=21
私は頑張ってるセラピスト様🧚♀️がホントに大好きです❤️
微力ですがそんなあなたの応援📣を毎日させて下さい😋
いつも私に関わってくれてありがとうございます😭
セラピスト様🧚♀️
当日ポストに❤️して頂いたら翌日RP必ず2つ以上します😍
だってセラピスト様🧚♀️応援📣垢ですから😘
Xの方も同じでもしよかったらフォローやいいね👍よろしくお願いします🥺
フォローバックやRP絶対しますから🥺
X本垢👇🤭
x.com/MET200841
Xサブ垢👇🤗
x.com/met0084?s=21
私は頑張ってるセラピスト様🧚♀️がホントに大好きです❤️
微力ですがそんなあなたの応援📣を毎日させて下さい😋
February 9, 2026 at 10:31 AM
皆さんへ
いつも私に関わってくれてありがとうございます😭
セラピスト様🧚♀️
当日ポストに❤️して頂いたら翌日RP必ず2つ以上します😍
だってセラピスト様🧚♀️応援📣垢ですから😘
Xの方も同じでもしよかったらフォローやいいね👍よろしくお願いします🥺
フォローバックやRP絶対しますから🥺
X本垢👇🤭
x.com/MET200841
Xサブ垢👇🤗
x.com/met0084?s=21
私は頑張ってるセラピスト様🧚♀️がホントに大好きです❤️
微力ですがそんなあなたの応援📣を毎日させて下さい😋
いつも私に関わってくれてありがとうございます😭
セラピスト様🧚♀️
当日ポストに❤️して頂いたら翌日RP必ず2つ以上します😍
だってセラピスト様🧚♀️応援📣垢ですから😘
Xの方も同じでもしよかったらフォローやいいね👍よろしくお願いします🥺
フォローバックやRP絶対しますから🥺
X本垢👇🤭
x.com/MET200841
Xサブ垢👇🤗
x.com/met0084?s=21
私は頑張ってるセラピスト様🧚♀️がホントに大好きです❤️
微力ですがそんなあなたの応援📣を毎日させて下さい😋
Kid Rock is a wild dude...
But you all know about the glass dildo
But you all know about the glass dildo
February 8, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Kid Rock is a wild dude...
But you all know about the glass dildo
But you all know about the glass dildo
"The toll booth wasn't open when we bought the place." Derp
Dopes buy McMansion in Houston... Shock horror, the developer screwed you.
#Muhroads #news #Texas
youtu.be/X0WgpEvEo2w?...
Dopes buy McMansion in Houston... Shock horror, the developer screwed you.
#Muhroads #news #Texas
youtu.be/X0WgpEvEo2w?...
Cypress residents pay tolls to leave neighborhood
YouTube video by KHOU 11
youtu.be
February 8, 2026 at 7:24 PM
"The toll booth wasn't open when we bought the place." Derp
Dopes buy McMansion in Houston... Shock horror, the developer screwed you.
#Muhroads #news #Texas
youtu.be/X0WgpEvEo2w?...
Dopes buy McMansion in Houston... Shock horror, the developer screwed you.
#Muhroads #news #Texas
youtu.be/X0WgpEvEo2w?...
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Strange and Dreaming Days with Eric J. Guignard open.substack.com/pub/ericjgui... A horror fiction star comes to Substack...
Strange and Dreaming Days with Eric J. Guignard
February, 2026
open.substack.com
February 8, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Strange and Dreaming Days with Eric J. Guignard open.substack.com/pub/ericjgui... A horror fiction star comes to Substack...
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New to #Audible: “The Impoverished Orphan,” a sweet #PrideAndPrejudice #RegencyRomance with a touch of #CozyMystery!
mybook.to/TIO In #KindleUnlimited!
An unsolved murder, a problematic uncle, & a beloved horse complicate Darcy’s life!
#JaneAusten
#MrDarcy
#IndieBooks
#BookSky
mybook.to/TIO In #KindleUnlimited!
An unsolved murder, a problematic uncle, & a beloved horse complicate Darcy’s life!
#JaneAusten
#MrDarcy
#IndieBooks
#BookSky
February 8, 2026 at 3:28 PM
New to #Audible: “The Impoverished Orphan,” a sweet #PrideAndPrejudice #RegencyRomance with a touch of #CozyMystery!
mybook.to/TIO In #KindleUnlimited!
An unsolved murder, a problematic uncle, & a beloved horse complicate Darcy’s life!
#JaneAusten
#MrDarcy
#IndieBooks
#BookSky
mybook.to/TIO In #KindleUnlimited!
An unsolved murder, a problematic uncle, & a beloved horse complicate Darcy’s life!
#JaneAusten
#MrDarcy
#IndieBooks
#BookSky
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🍜味味噌ラーメン(みそラーメン)は、タレ(かえし)に味噌を使用した日本のラーメン。北海道札幌市を発祥とする味噌ラーメンの知名度が高いが、それ以外の地域発祥の味噌ラーメンも存在する
🍜札幌ラーメン(北海道札幌市)
🍜地獄ラーメン(北海道北広島市)
🍜仙台ラーメン(宮城県仙台市)
🍜赤湯ラーメン(山形県南陽市)
🍜新潟味噌ラーメン(新潟県新潟市)
🍜入善ブラウンラーメン(富山県入善町)
🍜信州味噌ラーメン(長野県）
🍜鹿児島ラーメン(鹿児島県鹿児島市)
🍜 味噌ラーメン 18選 コクのあるスープが決めて 料理メディアNadia➡︎ oceans-nadia.com/recipe_list/...
🍜札幌ラーメン(北海道札幌市)
🍜地獄ラーメン(北海道北広島市)
🍜仙台ラーメン(宮城県仙台市)
🍜赤湯ラーメン(山形県南陽市)
🍜新潟味噌ラーメン(新潟県新潟市)
🍜入善ブラウンラーメン(富山県入善町)
🍜信州味噌ラーメン(長野県）
🍜鹿児島ラーメン(鹿児島県鹿児島市)
🍜 味噌ラーメン 18選 コクのあるスープが決めて 料理メディアNadia➡︎ oceans-nadia.com/recipe_list/...
February 6, 2026 at 1:57 PM
🍜味味噌ラーメン(みそラーメン)は、タレ(かえし)に味噌を使用した日本のラーメン。北海道札幌市を発祥とする味噌ラーメンの知名度が高いが、それ以外の地域発祥の味噌ラーメンも存在する
🍜札幌ラーメン(北海道札幌市)
🍜地獄ラーメン(北海道北広島市)
🍜仙台ラーメン(宮城県仙台市)
🍜赤湯ラーメン(山形県南陽市)
🍜新潟味噌ラーメン(新潟県新潟市)
🍜入善ブラウンラーメン(富山県入善町)
🍜信州味噌ラーメン(長野県）
🍜鹿児島ラーメン(鹿児島県鹿児島市)
🍜 味噌ラーメン 18選 コクのあるスープが決めて 料理メディアNadia➡︎ oceans-nadia.com/recipe_list/...
🍜札幌ラーメン(北海道札幌市)
🍜地獄ラーメン(北海道北広島市)
🍜仙台ラーメン(宮城県仙台市)
🍜赤湯ラーメン(山形県南陽市)
🍜新潟味噌ラーメン(新潟県新潟市)
🍜入善ブラウンラーメン(富山県入善町)
🍜信州味噌ラーメン(長野県）
🍜鹿児島ラーメン(鹿児島県鹿児島市)
🍜 味噌ラーメン 18選 コクのあるスープが決めて 料理メディアNadia➡︎ oceans-nadia.com/recipe_list/...
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I am a refuge from X
Left behind Musk and his minions.
Keeping a clean conscience...
And secretly planning a revolution.
;)
Left behind Musk and his minions.
Keeping a clean conscience...
And secretly planning a revolution.
;)
February 8, 2026 at 3:17 PM
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respecting gone selfies @vanres74 679e26dec24
[04jan26 sun v3rd v4a] #writing edit
begin writing
frequently
inspired
by
or
when
allow me
to,,,
continue:
vanres1974.blogspot.com/2025/05/679e...
x.com/vanres74/sta...
[04jan26 sun v3rd v4a] #writing edit
begin writing
frequently
inspired
by
or
when
allow me
to,,,
continue:
vanres1974.blogspot.com/2025/05/679e...
x.com/vanres74/sta...
February 8, 2026 at 5:55 PM
respecting gone selfies @vanres74 679e26dec24
[04jan26 sun v3rd v4a] #writing edit
begin writing
frequently
inspired
by
or
when
allow me
to,,,
continue:
vanres1974.blogspot.com/2025/05/679e...
x.com/vanres74/sta...
[04jan26 sun v3rd v4a] #writing edit
begin writing
frequently
inspired
by
or
when
allow me
to,,,
continue:
vanres1974.blogspot.com/2025/05/679e...
x.com/vanres74/sta...
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Colette Decides to Die, Vol. 6 is now available in print and digital!
Read a free preview: https://bit.ly/3ZBUOXz
Read a free preview: https://bit.ly/3ZBUOXz
February 8, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Colette Decides to Die, Vol. 6 is now available in print and digital!
Read a free preview: https://bit.ly/3ZBUOXz
Read a free preview: https://bit.ly/3ZBUOXz
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THE USURPER KING. From Outlaw to Usurper, Henry Bolingbroke fought one rebellion after another. Book 3 of The Plantagenet Legacy. buff.ly/3vo2QD5
Also on #Audio: buff.ly/2d2NCVq
Also on #Audio: buff.ly/2d2NCVq
February 8, 2026 at 6:04 PM
THE USURPER KING. From Outlaw to Usurper, Henry Bolingbroke fought one rebellion after another. Book 3 of The Plantagenet Legacy. buff.ly/3vo2QD5
Also on #Audio: buff.ly/2d2NCVq
Also on #Audio: buff.ly/2d2NCVq
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#NewRelease!
Egypt, 58 BCE
Ptolemy Princess Cleopatra grows up in a palace of wonders, delights & dangers
Through peril & politics Cleopatra's fate unfolds, leading her to Egypt's throne
The Last Queen
$3.99
#Free #KindleUnlimited!
#Histfic #Ancient #KU #indieauthor #booksky 💙📚💙📚
a.co/d/clHBipm
Egypt, 58 BCE
Ptolemy Princess Cleopatra grows up in a palace of wonders, delights & dangers
Through peril & politics Cleopatra's fate unfolds, leading her to Egypt's throne
The Last Queen
$3.99
#Free #KindleUnlimited!
#Histfic #Ancient #KU #indieauthor #booksky 💙📚💙📚
a.co/d/clHBipm
The Last Queen: Book One of The Chronicles of Cleopatra
Amazon.com: The Last Queen: Book One of The Chronicles of Cleopatra eBook : Lawrence, G. : Books
a.co
February 8, 2026 at 9:31 AM
#NewRelease!
Egypt, 58 BCE
Ptolemy Princess Cleopatra grows up in a palace of wonders, delights & dangers
Through peril & politics Cleopatra's fate unfolds, leading her to Egypt's throne
The Last Queen
$3.99
#Free #KindleUnlimited!
#Histfic #Ancient #KU #indieauthor #booksky 💙📚💙📚
a.co/d/clHBipm
Egypt, 58 BCE
Ptolemy Princess Cleopatra grows up in a palace of wonders, delights & dangers
Through peril & politics Cleopatra's fate unfolds, leading her to Egypt's throne
The Last Queen
$3.99
#Free #KindleUnlimited!
#Histfic #Ancient #KU #indieauthor #booksky 💙📚💙📚
a.co/d/clHBipm
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As the shifting tides of fate wreak havoc on the succession, power and faith in England, Anna of Cleves must make choices which may endanger her freedom, & her life
Under the Eyes of the World
£3.99 or #Free #KindleUnlimited
#Histfic #Tudor #Booksky 📚💙📚
www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B...
Under the Eyes of the World
£3.99 or #Free #KindleUnlimited
#Histfic #Tudor #Booksky 📚💙📚
www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B...
February 8, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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