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MSEd. dog mom.
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Crissle, are you gonna apologize?!

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September 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Love when both games I'm watching go to halftime at the same time.
September 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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What a profoundly stupid way to start the NFL season
September 5, 2025 at 12:26 AM
i cannot believe that nigga spit on dak in first six fucking seconds of this game
September 5, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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“If you don’t trust men, why are you dating?”

@crissle.com whacked thousands with that one. 🤭😅
August 8, 2025 at 11:42 PM
No that’s really insane 😭 like where do yall park then??
lol at @crissle.com being genuinely shocked cars get broken into while parked in the garage!

Welcome to Atlanta!

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July 18, 2025 at 2:27 PM
excuse THE FUCK outta me????
i cannot wait until @crissle.com finds out that drake covered his lebron tattoo with shai 😭😭😭😭
July 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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I’ll Never get tired of @crissle.com episodes of Drunk History 😭😭😭
I miss Drunk History so much.
May 11, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Riley demanded I turn off @thisistheread.com cause @crissle.com was cussing someone ass off “Using unkind words”.
1) you was supposed to have on your headphones playing your switch
2) mins yo business
May 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
@minakimes.bsky.social the gudetama in your background!
May 7, 2025 at 5:38 PM
i need to quit playing and call her fr
I really need @crissle.com to have a standing appointment with Ms Tina for a hair trim. This episode is a gem!
April 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
can't just walk away from something rotted and expect to come back to something healed.
March 29, 2025 at 4:15 PM
okay yall are recommending this one heavy! imma have to check it out.
@crissle.com The Righteous Gemstones will give you many church flashbacks especially to old school televangelist antics. It's worth it.
March 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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This week on #TheRead: No More Parents For Me, Thanks. I'm Full.
No More Parents For Me, Thanks. I'm Full. | The Read
Dealing with rebellious dog vomit...
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March 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
the last 3.9 seconds of this bucks/pacers game was absolutely outrageous.
March 12, 2025 at 2:07 AM
this was where i turned it off.
Caught about 8 seconds of the SOTU address, and heard him take shots at a developing African country while his cronies laughed. I’m good thanks.
March 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
this address turned to a shitshow almost immediately
March 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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"We call on the world to stop the injustice & stop the ethnic cleansing of the Palestinian people," says Oscar winner Basel Adra to applause from the audience. 'No Other Land' just won the Best Documentary Oscar.
Also a fantastic speech from fellow winner Yuval Abraham on "ethnic supremacy".
March 3, 2025 at 2:17 AM
this man thanking his dog in his acceptance speech is me if i ever win another thing.
March 3, 2025 at 1:42 AM
i wonder why Boq not sitting next to Ariana 👀
March 3, 2025 at 1:01 AM
paul tazewell did the fuck outta that.
March 3, 2025 at 12:58 AM
i want kieran cullkin to stop rambling during these acceptance speeches. i have to mute him every time.
March 3, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Ariana and Cynthia bout to get a tear or two outta me.
March 3, 2025 at 12:04 AM
💀 no but for real! and for this man to be telling her that TWO MONTHS is enough time to be over it?? hell aint hot enough.
@crissle.com reading a letter:
“after my third C-Section…”

Me: “THE SAME WOUND, FLAV???”
February 28, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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“Therapy isn’t quite enough by itself. We heal in community, we heal in relationships. And that’s not just romantic relationships, that’s also friendships, that’s family..”

@crissle.com I almost took off running. You had a WORD!!!
February 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM