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Kelts
@crispety.bsky.social
don’t look at me I’m lurking
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no one is obliged to mourn someone who wanted them dead
September 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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September 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I survived a mass shooting as a child. Charlie Kirk said that it was okay that that happened, because the 2nd Amendment is more important than children’s lives

My thoughts and prayers have better things to do today
September 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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I haven’t had eggs in like a month and I’m ok. Well, regarding eggs. The fall of our nation is quite upsetting.
February 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I stopped giving my custom to like 20 companies in the last month, and I can do it to you, too, Google.

It’s the Gulf of Mexico, you cretinous flunkies.
February 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
🙌 I am drowning 🙌
🙅 there is no sign of land 🙅
🏊 you are coming down with me 🏊
🤝 hand in unlovable hand 🤝
January 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM
the Weather Channel is Boomers' lo-fi beats to study to
January 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Opened the zombified corpse of TikTok and the first thing I see is an ad for Instagram
🚫⛔️🙅‍♀️
January 20, 2025 at 5:40 AM
That last TikTok I ever saw. Don’t let them hide the truth from you
January 19, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Is Tumblr still extant because uhhhh
January 19, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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Welcome to Bluesky from TikTok. You may remember your platform being full of cool timely stuff. Anyway this place is for arguing about whether someone is problematic for talking about plantains. You may wonder who makes the rules, and the answer is "me"
January 19, 2025 at 6:55 AM
RIP TikTok 5eva in our hearts
January 19, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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Anyway now that I’ve finally deleted instagram and lost TikTok expect me to become a full-time Problem on here
January 19, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Being neurodiverse in your 30s is wild, bc I finally understand how to mask convincingly, but I no longer want to
January 14, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Him: I need advice.

Me: (eating red velvet cake for breakfast) You came to the right person.
January 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I guess I'm relocating to Bluesky since all the other social platforms' owners want to hungry hungry hippo our civil rights
January 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
yesterday morning: I am going to cut down on consumption and save money

yesterday night: I am going to give TouchTunes my actual adult money to play ICP’s “Miracles” at everyone in this dive bar
December 16, 2024 at 4:23 PM
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If I was an orchestra conductor I would tie a string to my little wand so that when i practiced my conducting I am also playing with my cat
December 8, 2024 at 4:02 PM
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“thanks so much for the feedback”
November 30, 2024 at 4:28 PM
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life is a highway I’m going to add lanes to it to relieve congestion and it’s not going to work
December 1, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
November 27, 2024 at 10:05 PM