Crispbap
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I'm the guy from the 'being alive is a fucking nightmare' video, AMA
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2012 kotaku articles complaining about EDI's prominent camel toe as first domino and blindfolded Maduro as final domino.jpg
January 3, 2026 at 6:35 PM
2012 kotaku articles complaining about EDI's prominent camel toe as first domino and blindfolded Maduro as final domino.jpg
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Bin laden and Xi jinping are the Jordan and Pippen of authoring the destruction and humiliation of the deranged American Colossus.
January 3, 2026 at 10:47 AM
Bin laden and Xi jinping are the Jordan and Pippen of authoring the destruction and humiliation of the deranged American Colossus.
The American experiment has been a uniquely malignant and foul one in my lifetime, but has granted us many boons, like marvel phase 5 and the ability to make a photo of any woman look like they are covered in cum.
January 3, 2026 at 10:49 AM
The American experiment has been a uniquely malignant and foul one in my lifetime, but has granted us many boons, like marvel phase 5 and the ability to make a photo of any woman look like they are covered in cum.
Hilarious that a billionaire with unlimited power sits and watches shit TV all day eating food I literally wouldn't feed to me dog.
Finally, Trump's diet! Oh my god. The piece closes with RNC Chair Joe Gruters saying he was "shocked" to witness Trump eat "french fries, a McDonald’s Quarter Pounder hamburger, a Big Mac and a Filet-O-Fish" in one sitting (5/6)
January 1, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Hilarious that a billionaire with unlimited power sits and watches shit TV all day eating food I literally wouldn't feed to me dog.
Men only want 4 things and it's disgusting.
Ffs I'm only just awake and instantly trying to hunt down the train gacha knuckleduster
December 29, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Men only want 4 things and it's disgusting.
Is the unrepentant sexiness in the room with us now?
December 29, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Is the unrepentant sexiness in the room with us now?
The place with all the Nazis is where I find most the most agreement.
I'll take this as a validation of my opinions 💅💅
I'll take this as a validation of my opinions 💅💅
No shock. This app has turned my mentions, and others, into mostly hate. But there are a few people worth connecting with
CRAZY how it's easier these days to have a real discussion on X, or threads, than on here.
CRAZY how it's easier these days to have a real discussion on X, or threads, than on here.
December 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
The place with all the Nazis is where I find most the most agreement.
I'll take this as a validation of my opinions 💅💅
I'll take this as a validation of my opinions 💅💅
There are certain things a middle aged Irish guy needs to made aware of 400 times a day and this grotty, witless piece of shit isn't one of them.
December 23, 2025 at 8:54 AM
There are certain things a middle aged Irish guy needs to made aware of 400 times a day and this grotty, witless piece of shit isn't one of them.
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I'll talk to him about it, I'm sure if he thinks about it rationally he will feel bad.
In the meantime, have you seen this?
In the meantime, have you seen this?
December 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I'll talk to him about it, I'm sure if he thinks about it rationally he will feel bad.
In the meantime, have you seen this?
In the meantime, have you seen this?
I CAN NOT be expected to be still aware of and forced to contemplate this thing as late as 2031
December 21, 2025 at 10:36 AM
I CAN NOT be expected to be still aware of and forced to contemplate this thing as late as 2031
Being sent pics of my incredibly beautiful son by my wife while I'm 20000 miles away from him is like I'm a grizzled detective being sent taunting letters from a serial killer
December 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Being sent pics of my incredibly beautiful son by my wife while I'm 20000 miles away from him is like I'm a grizzled detective being sent taunting letters from a serial killer
Just another lazy night at the rural thailand 'child fights'
December 20, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Just another lazy night at the rural thailand 'child fights'
Man, Bangkok does not give a FUCK
December 20, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Man, Bangkok does not give a FUCK
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We found an Account
December 15, 2025 at 4:18 AM
We found an Account
Another graceless attack on the proud tradition of unionism, this time from a fried chicken shop I just dandered past in Taipei 😔😔
December 15, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Another graceless attack on the proud tradition of unionism, this time from a fried chicken shop I just dandered past in Taipei 😔😔
Learning a lot on my trip around the mysterious orient.
December 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Learning a lot on my trip around the mysterious orient.
The addlepated American mind could never conceive of, let alone produce this incredibly delicious pea based ice lolly I just horsed into me on southern china
December 6, 2025 at 1:59 PM
The addlepated American mind could never conceive of, let alone produce this incredibly delicious pea based ice lolly I just horsed into me on southern china
Man, they really DO eat some weird stuff out here 🫣🫣
December 6, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Man, they really DO eat some weird stuff out here 🫣🫣
Found yer da's favourite restaurant
December 4, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Found yer da's favourite restaurant
I regret to inform that I am in fact back on my bullshit
December 3, 2025 at 8:27 AM
I regret to inform that I am in fact back on my bullshit
Yanks talk shit about other people's food then spend a week and a half posting about their ma's dogshit dinner with stuff like 'candied spinach and marshmallow soup 🤤 🤤:
November 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Yanks talk shit about other people's food then spend a week and a half posting about their ma's dogshit dinner with stuff like 'candied spinach and marshmallow soup 🤤 🤤:
Variety was right, this is the funniest shit ever caught on film
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Variety was right, this is the funniest shit ever caught on film