Crispbap
crispbap.bsky.social
Crispbap
@crispbap.bsky.social
I enjoy having fun on my phone
Becoming a TIKTOK sensation by making this face while watching footage of Trump going to town on Bill Clinton's cock and balls.
November 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Patton will be alright, he'll have a new younger account up and running like 2 days after this one dies.
patton oswalt getting suspended just doesn't have the juice for me. a thousand patton oswalts could get suspended right now and i wouldn't care
November 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM
This shite arse new call of duty opens with a gloomy cutscene amid the graves of the brave boys at Arlington cemetery and 5 mins later you are no-scoping zombies as Micheal Rooker in the middle of a lesser sharez0ne meme.

🫡🫡🇺🇸🇺🇸
November 14, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Wild to think that this 'all powerful men part of intelligence led child rape coven' is going to blow over in a few days and yanks will be back talking about whatever sport it is that they have on over winter.
November 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Sorcerer (1977) dir. William Friedkin
November 13, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Typed 'how many days until November 25th' and got 3 separate answers, all wrong.

Thank fuck the entire economy is propped up on this insane shit that can't count to 12.
November 13, 2025 at 11:39 AM
November 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Starting a gofund me to send the brave soldiers of 'Nonce-hunters NI' over to 1600 Pennsylvania avenue to get trump in a headlock and film it all on a 85 quid Xiaomi phone.
November 12, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Cant wait to be rooting through my files for 'dads_suicide_note_🤯🤯😱.jpg'

‪Janice Tullock
No no no begs every archivist. You are never going to be able to find anything. Please don’t start using emojis in file names. Who asked for this? What fresh hell is next?
November 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Somebody should make a political party that isn't just a bunch of fuckin weirdos or sex criminals.
August 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Amazing that this charmless husk was able to just anoint himself the face of videogames. He's the kind of dead eyed yank you audibly groan when seated within listening distance of.

The perfect pitch man for our age of rot, ruin and rage.
Just want you to know that when I asked Geoff why he gave the silent treatment to an open letter written by his own "future of games" program (& co-signed by 3000+ industry peers), he replied:

"Because that's my show and nobody gets to tell me how I should use my platform". 💀💀💀
“Don’t gather some of the most brilliant activists in the industry, treat us like crap, and then expect us to do nothing about it.” After the Game Awards cancelled its Future Class programme, @alyssamerc.bsky.social talked to its former honorees

www.theguardian.com/games/2025/n...
November 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Anyone that buys the 'fake taxi' crypto currency should be kept in a bamboo cage and fed icicles made out of piss.
November 11, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Musk out here posting like it's the Brian Wilson norbit interview
November 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Resist becoming the person the YouTube algorithm wants you to be.
November 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
These fuckers deserve another 5 trump terms.
I wore my Harris/Walz shirt for a reason. Elections matter. Thank the Gazabots and stay at home assholes. This wouldn't be happening if Democrats were in power.
November 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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At least this time around the world is lead by a crack team of senile gameshow hosts and David lynch villain style sex criminals so the recovery process is in good hands!
November 7, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
November 5, 2025 at 5:23 PM
How much humiliation and repressive abuse will the most armed populace on earth accept before doing something cool about it?

Seemingly quite a lot.
just watched videos of the national guard attacking children in dc

ppl are not fucking angry enough
November 3, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I can't name any of the plants in my garden but (against my will)know like 500 things about this despicable chubby simpleton.
November 3, 2025 at 3:31 PM
3 weeks until I'm back in Bangkok for a 2 month Asia trip. Fuck me I've missed the place, I mean LOOK AT THIS SHIT.
November 3, 2025 at 1:32 PM
The best lack all conviction and the worst are filled with huel and coke zero.
November 1, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Sadder 6 words than the Hemingway story.
he wont return my calls so its his fuckin fault really
October 31, 2025 at 2:24 AM