Panda Excess
@crimegrunkle.bsky.social
“I’m hardcore, Bill.”
Art can be seen @snaildivorce on tumblr and insta
Art can be seen @snaildivorce on tumblr and insta
Oh you guys hooked up last night? Did he,,, give you his knucklebones ?
October 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Oh you guys hooked up last night? Did he,,, give you his knucklebones ?
Geese are not provably heterosexual
August 30, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Geese are not provably heterosexual
HOW CAN THERE POSSIBLY BE MORE TO SAY ABOUT DOWNTON ABBEY
August 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
HOW CAN THERE POSSIBLY BE MORE TO SAY ABOUT DOWNTON ABBEY
Is everyone in this restaurant looking at me weird bc my tits are out? Yes. BUT. I am choosing to live in a reality where they’re all just obsessed with me
August 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Is everyone in this restaurant looking at me weird bc my tits are out? Yes. BUT. I am choosing to live in a reality where they’re all just obsessed with me
Goodnight, skeet prince
May 23, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Goodnight, skeet prince
Just took a workshop on empathy and communication and one lady left yelling “I guess I’ll just do your job since you can’t!” at someone on the phone. Like girl get back in here!!! You did not listen!
May 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Just took a workshop on empathy and communication and one lady left yelling “I guess I’ll just do your job since you can’t!” at someone on the phone. Like girl get back in here!!! You did not listen!
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Poem of the day is this broken clock at my office that’s permanently stuck at 4:58 pm. Severance core
April 12, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Poem of the day is this broken clock at my office that’s permanently stuck at 4:58 pm. Severance core
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call me Michael Bublé the way I’m laying on my boobs
March 19, 2025 at 3:26 PM
call me Michael Bublé the way I’m laying on my boobs
Guy on Hinge opened with “I bet moms love you” not mine, girl!!
March 19, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Guy on Hinge opened with “I bet moms love you” not mine, girl!!
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i'm on bluesky for the scientific community
March 2, 2025 at 2:50 AM
i'm on bluesky for the scientific community
Showed my fiancée my new teddy bear (who admittedly has an orphan Annie vibe) and she hit me with “that looks like a bear you’d give someone who was dying”
March 2, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Showed my fiancée my new teddy bear (who admittedly has an orphan Annie vibe) and she hit me with “that looks like a bear you’d give someone who was dying”
My dad will give directions like “head east for a mile” like ok Sacagawea can you just tell me which Taco Bell it’s closest to
February 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
My dad will give directions like “head east for a mile” like ok Sacagawea can you just tell me which Taco Bell it’s closest to
Cannot believe kissanime is still going. You truly can’t keep a bad bitch down
February 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Cannot believe kissanime is still going. You truly can’t keep a bad bitch down
Just had to put away my phone at the bar bc someone was talking to me and I deadass was like 😡 my emails
February 8, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Just had to put away my phone at the bar bc someone was talking to me and I deadass was like 😡 my emails
If you’re ever having a tough time just know I’m always here to provide immoral support. Kill him
January 28, 2025 at 12:45 AM
If you’re ever having a tough time just know I’m always here to provide immoral support. Kill him
Had to draw me and my gf @tinysquash.bsky.social
January 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Had to draw me and my gf @tinysquash.bsky.social
Anyway everyone go play the Detective Frog games they’re so good they cured my depression @gracebruxner.bsky.social
January 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Anyway everyone go play the Detective Frog games they’re so good they cured my depression @gracebruxner.bsky.social
They’re playing Fergalicious? At the Promenade? How cosmopolitan!
January 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
They’re playing Fergalicious? At the Promenade? How cosmopolitan!
Not responding to texts tonight, just found out my girl has been sending weavings to other maids
September 12, 2024 at 1:46 AM
Not responding to texts tonight, just found out my girl has been sending weavings to other maids
I went to the Dual Spires Annual Cinnamon Festival and all I got was threatened
June 19, 2024 at 2:51 AM
I went to the Dual Spires Annual Cinnamon Festival and all I got was threatened
Duchy, as a land title, is decidedly unsexy; but Barony? Mysterious. Rakish. Charming. Take me there posthaste
June 19, 2024 at 2:47 AM
Duchy, as a land title, is decidedly unsexy; but Barony? Mysterious. Rakish. Charming. Take me there posthaste