Heart
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Free Palestine til it’s backwards! https://help.rescue.org
If you say “Heard. 86. Work Wife. Behind. Freezer. Smoke Break” in that order you activate your 10+ year line cooks like Winter Soldier & they fight to the death.
April 18, 2025 at 9:41 PM
If you say “Heard. 86. Work Wife. Behind. Freezer. Smoke Break” in that order you activate your 10+ year line cooks like Winter Soldier & they fight to the death.
In 12 months I have lost both of my grandparents and now my dog. Try to tell myself “you’re being tested” or “Painful, tough things make you into a man” but I am holding on by a thin thread folks.
March 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
In 12 months I have lost both of my grandparents and now my dog. Try to tell myself “you’re being tested” or “Painful, tough things make you into a man” but I am holding on by a thin thread folks.
Lemon lavender iced coffee got me actin downright uncouth.
March 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Lemon lavender iced coffee got me actin downright uncouth.
Call me Vivaldi how these medical bills got me Baroque
February 1, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Call me Vivaldi how these medical bills got me Baroque
Women be like “What if we kissed?”
What if we strapped you into the containment apparatus in complete solitude? What then?
What if we strapped you into the containment apparatus in complete solitude? What then?
January 31, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Women be like “What if we kissed?”
What if we strapped you into the containment apparatus in complete solitude? What then?
What if we strapped you into the containment apparatus in complete solitude? What then?
I never go by Chris because Chris crossed applesauce & I would honestly never do that to the homie
January 30, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I never go by Chris because Chris crossed applesauce & I would honestly never do that to the homie
Whenever I sleep for more than 5 hours I feel the piercing gaze of my African ancestors. The teeth sucking is loud enough to split the heavens.
January 22, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Whenever I sleep for more than 5 hours I feel the piercing gaze of my African ancestors. The teeth sucking is loud enough to split the heavens.
This life is a chaotic drift & I love it and hate it all in the same breath.
I’m not saying this because the Jets are winning either.
I’m not saying this because the Jets are winning either.
January 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
This life is a chaotic drift & I love it and hate it all in the same breath.
I’m not saying this because the Jets are winning either.
I’m not saying this because the Jets are winning either.
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100% success rate on 6 impossible missions & ya’ll don’t think Tom Cruise would kill it as Martin Luther King Jr in a biopic? Get real.
January 3, 2025 at 1:26 AM
100% success rate on 6 impossible missions & ya’ll don’t think Tom Cruise would kill it as Martin Luther King Jr in a biopic? Get real.
The Jets need to win today. I need this win. Cataclysmic consequences could follow a loss.
December 29, 2024 at 6:56 PM
The Jets need to win today. I need this win. Cataclysmic consequences could follow a loss.
This guy really loves Christmas!
(I don’t)
(I don’t)
December 24, 2024 at 4:25 PM
This guy really loves Christmas!
(I don’t)
(I don’t)
I try to go through life practicing forgiveness & giving people grace despite it all. Practicing patience because we’re all incredibly flawed humans and we make mistakes from time to time.
It is divine comedy that I’m a fan of the NY Jets.
It is divine comedy that I’m a fan of the NY Jets.
December 9, 2024 at 3:18 PM
I try to go through life practicing forgiveness & giving people grace despite it all. Practicing patience because we’re all incredibly flawed humans and we make mistakes from time to time.
It is divine comedy that I’m a fan of the NY Jets.
It is divine comedy that I’m a fan of the NY Jets.
Concerning lack of empathy in society confuses me to the point of mental desperation.
December 5, 2024 at 3:55 AM
Concerning lack of empathy in society confuses me to the point of mental desperation.
The Devil saw me with my head down & thought he’d won..
..Until I started pissing 😈
..Until I started pissing 😈
December 4, 2024 at 2:05 AM
The Devil saw me with my head down & thought he’d won..
..Until I started pissing 😈
..Until I started pissing 😈
I grew up in Compton & it makes you very aware of death and the fragility of human life. Things that are frightening to most become things that you just have to deal w/ and that’s that.
With that being said, white ppl still scary as fuck
With that being said, white ppl still scary as fuck
December 1, 2024 at 12:50 AM
I grew up in Compton & it makes you very aware of death and the fragility of human life. Things that are frightening to most become things that you just have to deal w/ and that’s that.
With that being said, white ppl still scary as fuck
With that being said, white ppl still scary as fuck
Beethoven could simply never
November 30, 2024 at 2:37 AM
Beethoven could simply never
If the mac touching the yams is a crime then lock me up like the sick freak that I am!
November 29, 2024 at 12:13 AM
If the mac touching the yams is a crime then lock me up like the sick freak that I am!
Reposted by Heart
Ben Franklin would have loved a thicc leopard print gf
November 26, 2024 at 10:31 PM
Ben Franklin would have loved a thicc leopard print gf
Reposted by Heart
Don’t abandon your art/music/game/whatever just because you found someone already had the same idea. A creative work is rarely unique because of the first idea, it’s unique by the end because of the hundreds of ideas that spawn from that first one.
November 26, 2024 at 6:10 AM
Don’t abandon your art/music/game/whatever just because you found someone already had the same idea. A creative work is rarely unique because of the first idea, it’s unique by the end because of the hundreds of ideas that spawn from that first one.
“Hey Drake, K Dot said you a pedo with a sex trafficking ring & you don’t love your son on a song that got 1 million streams on Spotify!”
🧔🏽♂️ “It do NOT got 1 million streams on Spotify 😡”
🧔🏽♂️ “It do NOT got 1 million streams on Spotify 😡”
November 26, 2024 at 10:47 PM
“Hey Drake, K Dot said you a pedo with a sex trafficking ring & you don’t love your son on a song that got 1 million streams on Spotify!”
🧔🏽♂️ “It do NOT got 1 million streams on Spotify 😡”
🧔🏽♂️ “It do NOT got 1 million streams on Spotify 😡”
The Sisyphean task of not crying in the clerb
November 25, 2024 at 5:04 PM
The Sisyphean task of not crying in the clerb
My love for fishing has lead me to places I wouldn’t even go with a gun
November 24, 2024 at 6:39 PM
My love for fishing has lead me to places I wouldn’t even go with a gun