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Magnepoo: Excremancer Supreme
@feikhal.bsky.social
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feikhal.bsky.social
I have an anus, could you goatse me?
November 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
feikhal.bsky.social
Found this picture of @demonlordlorna.bsky.social
Image of a pantless thunder goose with glowing eyes and a dark, misty city setting
November 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
feikhal.bsky.social
I present to you

A chair
Selfie of me on a hike
November 8, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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feikhal.bsky.social
Guy who's gonna shit your pants
Image if my face close to the camera
November 7, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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clickflint.bsky.social
Oh shid! My panmpths! They been shad!
November 8, 2025 at 1:53 AM
feikhal.bsky.social
Guy who's gonna shit your pants
Image if my face close to the camera
November 7, 2025 at 11:51 PM
feikhal.bsky.social
Fart so good that you itch HER butthole
November 7, 2025 at 12:37 AM
feikhal.bsky.social
Flying Squirrel Lives It Every Time
theonion.com The Onion @theonion.com · 7d
Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
November 6, 2025 at 3:33 AM
feikhal.bsky.social
Damn ok who shit in your chili this morning?
November 4, 2025 at 9:36 PM
feikhal.bsky.social
You won't let her stack donuts on it because you suck

I won't let her stack donuts on it because I don't like cheesey donuts

We are not the same
November 3, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
@fafokyaz Sure I may have been "assigned female" at birth or whatever, but in school I was often "assigned homework" and I was bad at that too
October 17, 2025 at 7:58 PM
feikhal.bsky.social
My kid just smacked his head on a doorknob and immediately asked for a train... I guess doorknobs cause autism.
November 1, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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meganisthinking.bsky.social
i think it’s beautiful that google still asks “are you a robot?” as if that would stop one.
October 31, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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fadedrosie.myatproto.social
I wish you would*.

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October 31, 2025 at 5:59 AM
feikhal.bsky.social
Oh you didn't get your costume ready in time? Maybe next time you'll vote
October 30, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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zelie.bsky.social
to make: blueberry
to eat: pecan
October 30, 2025 at 3:35 AM
feikhal.bsky.social
What's your favorite pie to make?

What is your favorite pie to eat?
October 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
feikhal.bsky.social
Tied myself to a heater just to feel something
October 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
feikhal.bsky.social
You're telling me this pork took a dump on the 'lings?
October 28, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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fionacielo.bsky.social
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The "Cow tools" episode is one that will probably haunt me for the rest of my life. A week after it was published back in 1982, I wanted to crawl into a hole somewhere and die. Cows, as some Far Side readers know, are a favorite subject of mine. I've always found them to be the quintessentially absurd animal for situations even more absurd. Even the name "cow," to me, is intrinsically funny. And so one day I started thinking back on an anthropology course I had in college and how we learned that man used to be defined as "the only animal that made and shaped tools." Unfortunately, researchers discovered that certain primates and even some Cow tools bird species did the same thing—so the definition had to be extended somewhat to avoid awkward situations such as someone hiring a crew of chimpanzees to Inevitably, I began thinking about cows, and what if they, too, were discovered as toolmakers. What would they make? Primitive tools are always, well, primitive-looking-appearing rather nondescript to the lay person. So, it seemed to me, whatever a cow would make would have to be even a couple notches further down the "skill-o-meter." I imagined, and subsequently drew, a cow standing next to her workbench. proudly displaying her handiwork (hoofiwork?). Ironically, when the dust had finally settled and as a result of all the “noise" it made, "Cow tools" became more of a boost to The Far Side than anything else. So, in summary, I drew a really weird, obtuse cartoon that no one understood and wasn't funny and therefore I went on to even greater success and recognition. Yeah—I like this country. The Far Side, a single-panel cartoon by Gary Larson, obviously went too far to the side some time ago and threw great chunks of the populace into paralytic confusion." -Newspaper Columnist, Chicago I asked 37 people to explain the 'Cow tools' (cartoon) of last week but with no luck. Could you help?" -Reader, Califonia “Enclosed is a copy of the 'Cow Tools' cartoon. I have passed "Enclosed is a copy of the 'Cow Tools' cartoon. I have passed it around. have posted it on the wall. Conservatively, some 40-odd professionals with doctoral degrees in disparate disciplines have examined it. No one understands it. Even my 6-year-old cannot figure it out. ...We are going bonkers. Please help. What is the meaning of 'Cow Tools'? What is the meaning of life?" -Reader, Texas "We give up. Being intelligent, hard-working men, we don't often say this, but your cartoon has proven to be beyond any of our intellectual capabilities. ... Is there some significance to this cartoon that eludes us, or have we been completely foolish in our attempts to unravel the mystery behind 'Cow Tools'?" -Reader, California "I represent a small band of Fellows from every walk of American Life, who have been drawn together by a need to know, a need to understand and a certain perplexity about what to do with this decade. We are a special interest group under the umbrella organization of The Fellowship of the Unexplained. •.. The Cow Tools Fellows have been brought together by the absolute certainty that your cartoon captioned 'Cow Tools' means something. But, as "Allow us to introduce ourselves: two humble and dedicated civil servants who begin every working day with a one-hour review of the funnies. Mister Larson, please write us and let us know the message that this comic drawing is intended to portray. As an artist, you have a professional responsibility to your constituents, especially those whose mental health hinges upon the comic rellef provided by your work." —Reader, Alabama 157
October 28, 2025 at 12:58 PM
feikhal.bsky.social
These were real tasty but they had my stomach sounding like I was microwaving quarters
Image of a can of Hot Ones flavored Pringles
October 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
feikhal.bsky.social
So unbelievably done with today
October 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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cara.city
OSHA is part of the government shutdown so now nothing is NSFW
October 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM