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Weird desert dog. She/it, white, 20s.
Aw man I'm sorry about your turf grass lawn being patchy haha that sucks
*dropping wooly chafer beetle larvae from my pockets when you turn around*
November 24, 2023 at 8:28 PM
Lol I just got a follow from a far right furry so it bears repeating; I am a Marxist-Leninist. I am transgender. You cut no ice with me bud
November 10, 2023 at 6:54 PM
I'm such a bedpilled sleepycel
November 7, 2023 at 7:52 AM
CBD: Cock And Ball Dordure
November 6, 2023 at 6:37 PM
Being around furries on telegram means someone using a hug sticker and thinking "ah. Thats from the Eating People sticker pack"
November 1, 2023 at 8:09 PM
Going on the Ötsi the ice man diet for autumn. Goat jerky, einkorn wheat, sloes. My boy ate good.
*ominous spear-bearing shadow behind me as I type*
November 1, 2023 at 6:12 PM
Context, read an article by a catholic trans woman defending biossentialism by quoting Simone de Beauvoir (????). Called herself a 'nunaboo'. What is the earth.
(Do not look at me, the easterm orthodox communist tran. I am exempt from criticism)
October 27, 2023 at 6:50 PM
Specific flavor of trans women on the internet whose feeds I must scroll for ages before deciding if they just have a bizarre sense of humor or if they're actually some flavor of weirdly right-aligned extremist
October 27, 2023 at 6:48 PM
I say this as a communist why is it every communists prerogative to um akshually your fun. If I bring up my marriage around leftists I get a lecture on the evils of religious monogamy every time. Go yell into a hole
October 27, 2023 at 6:06 PM
People pretend to like Halloween more than they do the same way people pretend to like bacon more than they do send tweet
October 27, 2023 at 5:39 PM
Sometimes a kink can make you uncomfortable but it's not grounded or fair to assign immorality to the people that enjoy it and you just have to make your own boundaries without hurting people

For example some of my friends drink Malibu
October 25, 2023 at 5:21 PM
Chasing bank's advertising booths out of the pride festival with a bullwhip like Christ clearing money changers from the Temple
October 22, 2023 at 9:54 PM
Reposted by Cricket!!
October 19, 2023 at 5:43 AM
An idle mind is the devil's playground and brother mine's a fucking jungle gymn
October 20, 2023 at 11:39 PM
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Daddy Smirnov my beloved 💋✨
August 9, 2023 at 2:09 PM
That's enough muriatic acid for one morning. I should cut bcak *cracks open a cold can of ferric chloride*
October 17, 2023 at 5:33 PM
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October 17, 2023 at 12:37 AM
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Man kann einfach nur heulen
October 15, 2023 at 12:21 PM
What can the barktender getcha?
October 15, 2023 at 12:42 AM
I have replaced your trophy wife with me, a mere tschotchke wife
October 14, 2023 at 3:31 PM
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dispense with the grotesque fiction that israel ever seriously intended for a million gaza city-area civilians to evacuate in a day
October 13, 2023 at 6:55 PM
I am presently introducing a population of Texas pupfish into the Arizona canal. Standby for reasoning
October 12, 2023 at 9:14 PM
Every time I see bananas at the store and think "oo yummy banana" I think recall how many countries we brutalized and unseated to make bananas 59c a pound, and then i don't want them on my oatmeal so much anymore
October 12, 2023 at 5:34 PM