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Me watching figure skating while thinking about my limited time on this earth
a bald man in a green suit says i can 't invest in this
Alt: a bald man in a green suit says i can 't invest in this
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February 10, 2026 at 2:01 AM
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Today 37 is a feels like 77 in Philly 2026 weather math
February 10, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Today 37 is a feels like 77 in Philly 2026 weather math
February 10, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Me watching figure skating while thinking about my limited time on this earth
a bald man in a green suit says i can 't invest in this
Alt: a bald man in a green suit says i can 't invest in this
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February 10, 2026 at 2:01 AM
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Next Superbowl halftime should include a recreation of the confederate surrender at Appomattox while Jefferson Davis flees the scene dressed as an old lady.
February 9, 2026 at 12:36 PM
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An incredible turn of events here. 10/10, no notes. 😂
February 9, 2026 at 3:27 PM
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“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
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Fun fact: The divorce scene in the Kid Rock show was an actual divorce showing a wife leaving her conservative husband.
February 9, 2026 at 2:42 AM
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Something to keep in mind the next time the city tries to repurpose parking and drivers complain that every last car is necessary at all times. The storm was two weeks ago.
February 9, 2026 at 2:42 PM
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Went snowshoeing for the first time today
February 5, 2026 at 3:39 AM
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Went dogsledding today
February 5, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Trying to score a Nalgene endorsement and be heard in every brewery within 50 miles of a national park

Exclusively non offensive music for white people only
Do you think if we recorded an album in a log cabin with microphones made out of granola we could play between three doors down and Mumford and sons at next years lollapolooza?

Like I want to make a great American folk masterpiece exclusively available to Spotify premium and SiriusXM subscribers
February 6, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Do you think if we recorded an album in a log cabin with microphones made out of granola we could play between three doors down and Mumford and sons at next years lollapolooza?

Like I want to make a great American folk masterpiece exclusively available to Spotify premium and SiriusXM subscribers
February 6, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Went dogsledding today
February 5, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Went snowshoeing for the first time today
February 5, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Still riding off this high but it’s my turn tonight and I’m 3 beers, 1 old fashion, and xteen glasses of wine deep + an entire raclette of stinky cheese and a pot of fondue

Canada please pray for me
When I tell my son it’s mommy’s turn to read books and hold him tonight and he says “I’ll dream about you”
a vikings football player is being interviewed by a woman
ALT: a vikings football player is being interviewed by a woman
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February 4, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Blue! thanks for playing :)
February 4, 2026 at 2:04 AM
It’s an inconvenient and expensive way to support artists you love and own physical media instead of streaming it. Doubles as wall art. Good for people who like collecting/trading things, some records gain a lot of value over time.

Something nice about the ritual of putting on a few records to me.
February 3, 2026 at 11:59 AM
1000 pts if you can guess who is me
February 3, 2026 at 2:05 AM
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When I tell my son it’s mommy’s turn to read books and hold him tonight and he says “I’ll dream about you”
a vikings football player is being interviewed by a woman
ALT: a vikings football player is being interviewed by a woman
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2026 at 10:49 PM
When I tell my son it’s mommy’s turn to read books and hold him tonight and he says “I’ll dream about you”
a vikings football player is being interviewed by a woman
ALT: a vikings football player is being interviewed by a woman
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Graffiti in Montreal is on point
January 31, 2026 at 6:20 PM
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more like meh-yawn-ia 🥱

(i'll be here all weekend)
a woman in a pink shirt is sitting in front of a man in a suit .
Alt: melania nod of approval
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January 30, 2026 at 1:51 PM
have we established the just bulk copy/paste LLM output into the chat is bad form and that we should be using our own summary of the output + a raw .txt, .md, .pdf, .docx etc?
January 30, 2026 at 3:18 PM