Crease
@crease.bsky.social
Philly
data tech music
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#freepalestine🇵🇸
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data tech music
@CreaseLightning.com
#freepalestine🇵🇸
(he/his)
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Epstein survivors raise their hands to signal they've been ignored by Trump's DOJ as AG Pam Bondi refuses to look at them
(Roberto Schmidt/AFP via Getty)
(Roberto Schmidt/AFP via Getty)
February 11, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Epstein survivors raise their hands to signal they've been ignored by Trump's DOJ as AG Pam Bondi refuses to look at them
(Roberto Schmidt/AFP via Getty)
(Roberto Schmidt/AFP via Getty)
for an ivy league university, the users of the locker room at the main gym have some of the poorest reasoning and etiquette imaginable.
shower room full of empty shower stalls except for one person in the corner? go ahead and take the shower right next to them for a little splash to start your day
shower room full of empty shower stalls except for one person in the corner? go ahead and take the shower right next to them for a little splash to start your day
February 11, 2026 at 3:11 PM
for an ivy league university, the users of the locker room at the main gym have some of the poorest reasoning and etiquette imaginable.
shower room full of empty shower stalls except for one person in the corner? go ahead and take the shower right next to them for a little splash to start your day
shower room full of empty shower stalls except for one person in the corner? go ahead and take the shower right next to them for a little splash to start your day
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Instagram just suspended our account with >137,000 followers with NO explanation or evidence of a violation.
February 11, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Instagram just suspended our account with >137,000 followers with NO explanation or evidence of a violation.
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“A new era of depravity”
Asked about Trump’s fuel embargo on Cuba (most Americans have no idea is happening), Rep. @aoc.bsky.social says the destruction of Gaza by Israel with 🇺🇸 bombs has normalized collective punishment
(From @pabloreports.bsky.social @dropsitenews.com @acyn.bsky.social )
Asked about Trump’s fuel embargo on Cuba (most Americans have no idea is happening), Rep. @aoc.bsky.social says the destruction of Gaza by Israel with 🇺🇸 bombs has normalized collective punishment
(From @pabloreports.bsky.social @dropsitenews.com @acyn.bsky.social )
February 10, 2026 at 1:04 PM
“A new era of depravity”
Asked about Trump’s fuel embargo on Cuba (most Americans have no idea is happening), Rep. @aoc.bsky.social says the destruction of Gaza by Israel with 🇺🇸 bombs has normalized collective punishment
(From @pabloreports.bsky.social @dropsitenews.com @acyn.bsky.social )
Asked about Trump’s fuel embargo on Cuba (most Americans have no idea is happening), Rep. @aoc.bsky.social says the destruction of Gaza by Israel with 🇺🇸 bombs has normalized collective punishment
(From @pabloreports.bsky.social @dropsitenews.com @acyn.bsky.social )
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By what standard is Russia banned but not Israel?
There is simply no moral argument for allowing war criminals to compete at the Olympics.
February 8, 2026 at 4:50 PM
By what standard is Russia banned but not Israel?
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lol donald trump invaded venezuela and captured maduro all so that they’d stop sending oil to cuba and start sending it to israel jesus christ man its just too ridiculous
February 10, 2026 at 7:26 PM
lol donald trump invaded venezuela and captured maduro all so that they’d stop sending oil to cuba and start sending it to israel jesus christ man its just too ridiculous
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Today 37 is a feels like 77 in Philly 2026 weather math
February 10, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Today 37 is a feels like 77 in Philly 2026 weather math
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Me watching figure skating while thinking about my limited time on this earth
a bald man in a green suit says i can 't invest in this
Alt: a bald man in a green suit says i can 't invest in this
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February 10, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Me watching figure skating while thinking about my limited time on this earth
Today 37 is a feels like 77 in Philly 2026 weather math
February 10, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Today 37 is a feels like 77 in Philly 2026 weather math
Me watching figure skating while thinking about my limited time on this earth
a bald man in a green suit says i can 't invest in this
Alt: a bald man in a green suit says i can 't invest in this
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Me watching figure skating while thinking about my limited time on this earth
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Next Superbowl halftime should include a recreation of the confederate surrender at Appomattox while Jefferson Davis flees the scene dressed as an old lady.
February 9, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Next Superbowl halftime should include a recreation of the confederate surrender at Appomattox while Jefferson Davis flees the scene dressed as an old lady.
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An incredible turn of events here. 10/10, no notes. 😂
February 9, 2026 at 3:27 PM
An incredible turn of events here. 10/10, no notes. 😂
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“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it
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Fun fact: The divorce scene in the Kid Rock show was an actual divorce showing a wife leaving her conservative husband.
February 9, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Fun fact: The divorce scene in the Kid Rock show was an actual divorce showing a wife leaving her conservative husband.
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Something to keep in mind the next time the city tries to repurpose parking and drivers complain that every last car is necessary at all times. The storm was two weeks ago.
February 9, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Something to keep in mind the next time the city tries to repurpose parking and drivers complain that every last car is necessary at all times. The storm was two weeks ago.
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Went snowshoeing for the first time today
February 5, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Went snowshoeing for the first time today
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Went dogsledding today
February 5, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Went dogsledding today
Trying to score a Nalgene endorsement and be heard in every brewery within 50 miles of a national park
Exclusively non offensive music for white people only
Exclusively non offensive music for white people only
Do you think if we recorded an album in a log cabin with microphones made out of granola we could play between three doors down and Mumford and sons at next years lollapolooza?
Like I want to make a great American folk masterpiece exclusively available to Spotify premium and SiriusXM subscribers
Like I want to make a great American folk masterpiece exclusively available to Spotify premium and SiriusXM subscribers
February 6, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Trying to score a Nalgene endorsement and be heard in every brewery within 50 miles of a national park
Exclusively non offensive music for white people only
Exclusively non offensive music for white people only
Do you think if we recorded an album in a log cabin with microphones made out of granola we could play between three doors down and Mumford and sons at next years lollapolooza?
Like I want to make a great American folk masterpiece exclusively available to Spotify premium and SiriusXM subscribers
Like I want to make a great American folk masterpiece exclusively available to Spotify premium and SiriusXM subscribers
February 6, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Do you think if we recorded an album in a log cabin with microphones made out of granola we could play between three doors down and Mumford and sons at next years lollapolooza?
Like I want to make a great American folk masterpiece exclusively available to Spotify premium and SiriusXM subscribers
Like I want to make a great American folk masterpiece exclusively available to Spotify premium and SiriusXM subscribers
Went dogsledding today
February 5, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Went dogsledding today
Went snowshoeing for the first time today
February 5, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Went snowshoeing for the first time today
Still riding off this high but it’s my turn tonight and I’m 3 beers, 1 old fashion, and xteen glasses of wine deep + an entire raclette of stinky cheese and a pot of fondue
Canada please pray for me
Canada please pray for me
When I tell my son it’s mommy’s turn to read books and hold him tonight and he says “I’ll dream about you”
a vikings football player is being interviewed by a woman
ALT: a vikings football player is being interviewed by a woman
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February 4, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Still riding off this high but it’s my turn tonight and I’m 3 beers, 1 old fashion, and xteen glasses of wine deep + an entire raclette of stinky cheese and a pot of fondue
Canada please pray for me
Canada please pray for me
1000 pts if you can guess who is me
February 3, 2026 at 2:05 AM
1000 pts if you can guess who is me
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When I tell my son it’s mommy’s turn to read books and hold him tonight and he says “I’ll dream about you”
a vikings football player is being interviewed by a woman
ALT: a vikings football player is being interviewed by a woman
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2026 at 10:49 PM
When I tell my son it’s mommy’s turn to read books and hold him tonight and he says “I’ll dream about you”