CrazyBitch
@crazybitch24.bsky.social
Bitter middle aged woman. Registered nurse. Mother of 4 millennials. Daughter of two boomers. Ex wife of 1. Heterosexual life partner to 1. Hobby satirist. Virtual reality game nerd. Pot smoker.
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CrazyBitch
@crazybitch24.bsky.social
· Sep 21
JDVance is the human equivalent to the asshole burn acquired during severe diarrhea.
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Jesus Christ
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Jesus Christ
I am so impressed with Charlotte NC right now. I didn’t expect them to stand up like this. Fuck yeah!!!
November 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I am so impressed with Charlotte NC right now. I didn’t expect them to stand up like this. Fuck yeah!!!
I’m 99% sure this isn’t true but I absolutely love that this is pissing him off.
November 17, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I’m 99% sure this isn’t true but I absolutely love that this is pissing him off.
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We are living in a timeline where if Bill Clinton said Donald Trump gave him a blowjob MAGA would praise Bill Clinton and ask him for tips to do the same.
November 16, 2025 at 4:06 AM
We are living in a timeline where if Bill Clinton said Donald Trump gave him a blowjob MAGA would praise Bill Clinton and ask him for tips to do the same.
Everyone is saying racism. While that could be part of it, my spidey senses say he had money on the game.
Texas A&M police says it has removed this trooper from his game day assignment following this:
November 15, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Everyone is saying racism. While that could be part of it, my spidey senses say he had money on the game.
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I was 15 when it happened .
I was so traumatized I had to drop out of 10th grade halfway through the year. I finished HS through the mail while I spent my days in intensive outpatient therapy.
I am 42 now & hardly a day goes by I don’t think about it.
So no, it’s not ok to rape 15yr olds. #MeToo
I was so traumatized I had to drop out of 10th grade halfway through the year. I finished HS through the mail while I spent my days in intensive outpatient therapy.
I am 42 now & hardly a day goes by I don’t think about it.
So no, it’s not ok to rape 15yr olds. #MeToo
November 15, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I was 15 when it happened .
I was so traumatized I had to drop out of 10th grade halfway through the year. I finished HS through the mail while I spent my days in intensive outpatient therapy.
I am 42 now & hardly a day goes by I don’t think about it.
So no, it’s not ok to rape 15yr olds. #MeToo
I was so traumatized I had to drop out of 10th grade halfway through the year. I finished HS through the mail while I spent my days in intensive outpatient therapy.
I am 42 now & hardly a day goes by I don’t think about it.
So no, it’s not ok to rape 15yr olds. #MeToo
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To think about: as bad as the 20,000 files released from the estate today are, they're among the least awful. They're the things the FBI determined they didn't need in order to pursue crimes. All the worst stuff is with the govt. Yet today seemed pretty damn bad. It gave me the heebie jeebies. :/
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
To think about: as bad as the 20,000 files released from the estate today are, they're among the least awful. They're the things the FBI determined they didn't need in order to pursue crimes. All the worst stuff is with the govt. Yet today seemed pretty damn bad. It gave me the heebie jeebies. :/
As a woman who vividly remembers what it was like being a girl from ages 10-18, I am all for calling the predatory actions of men towards young girls as pedophilia. Dershowitz will definitely burn in hell.
Dershowitz: The predecessor on your show described Epstein as a convicted pedophile. He pleaded guilty to one count of having sex for money with a 17-year-and-10-month-old person. That’s not a pedophile.
November 15, 2025 at 11:42 AM
As a woman who vividly remembers what it was like being a girl from ages 10-18, I am all for calling the predatory actions of men towards young girls as pedophilia. Dershowitz will definitely burn in hell.
I’m not usually for canceling someone for saying something. But if there’s anyone on the face of this earth who deserves it, it’s Megyn Kelly. As a woman, I am ashamed of her. She is definitely the most vile “pick me” on the planet.
November 15, 2025 at 11:35 AM
I’m not usually for canceling someone for saying something. But if there’s anyone on the face of this earth who deserves it, it’s Megyn Kelly. As a woman, I am ashamed of her. She is definitely the most vile “pick me” on the planet.
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The Blackface "lady" Megyn Kelly
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November 15, 2025 at 6:07 AM
The Blackface "lady" Megyn Kelly
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The difference between a 5 year old and a 15 year old is one is a small kid, and the other is a big kid. Teenagers aren’t cute adults. They are big kids. Period.
November 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
The difference between a 5 year old and a 15 year old is one is a small kid, and the other is a big kid. Teenagers aren’t cute adults. They are big kids. Period.
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I’ve sent better typed and thought out emails while blind drunk and crying at bluegrass music than these fucks do in the limo on their way to destroy the world.
a person is typing on a lenovo laptop with their hands
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November 13, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I’ve sent better typed and thought out emails while blind drunk and crying at bluegrass music than these fucks do in the limo on their way to destroy the world.
Adelita Grijalva is rocking the mom curves. Looking beautiful and owning it.
November 13, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Adelita Grijalva is rocking the mom curves. Looking beautiful and owning it.
Senator Schumer, I see your long game and it’s shitty and dangerous and callous. Come up with a better way than letting people suffer to prove how bad the other side is.
November 12, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Senator Schumer, I see your long game and it’s shitty and dangerous and callous. Come up with a better way than letting people suffer to prove how bad the other side is.
Can we swap Crockett for Jeffries? I think she’s the only one who’s up for the task. She really needs to be in party leadership.
November 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Can we swap Crockett for Jeffries? I think she’s the only one who’s up for the task. She really needs to be in party leadership.
From this day forward, how I treat men is going to be based solely on how much I want to have sex with them.
November 8, 2025 at 2:56 PM
From this day forward, how I treat men is going to be based solely on how much I want to have sex with them.
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Spread the word and help when and where you can.
November 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Spread the word and help when and where you can.
How is it legal for the USDA to prohibit grocery stores from giving discounts to SNAP recipients? Don’t the grocery stores have a right to charge what they want and let the free market decide the consequences? How is this free market?
November 3, 2025 at 1:20 PM
How is it legal for the USDA to prohibit grocery stores from giving discounts to SNAP recipients? Don’t the grocery stores have a right to charge what they want and let the free market decide the consequences? How is this free market?
Nancy Mace is experiencing the double standard MAGA women like to say doesn’t exist. Her awful behavior would have been noted as dickish if she were a man. But she’s a woman, so she’s an angry mentally ill cunt. #theleopardatemyface
November 1, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Nancy Mace is experiencing the double standard MAGA women like to say doesn’t exist. Her awful behavior would have been noted as dickish if she were a man. But she’s a woman, so she’s an angry mentally ill cunt. #theleopardatemyface
My father passed away today. I’m so sad. My heart is heavy. My dad wasn’t perfect, but I was still lucky to have had a dad like him.
November 1, 2025 at 12:17 AM
My father passed away today. I’m so sad. My heart is heavy. My dad wasn’t perfect, but I was still lucky to have had a dad like him.
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I'm all for this, where do I sign!
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October 31, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I'm all for this, where do I sign!
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It’s so hard being the only non MAGA in my family. I love my parents so very much, but I hate that this is who they are at this point in their lives. They marinate in Fox News all day now. They say things that are the exact opposite of what they tried to teach me as a kid. It breaks my heart.
October 30, 2025 at 2:10 PM
It’s so hard being the only non MAGA in my family. I love my parents so very much, but I hate that this is who they are at this point in their lives. They marinate in Fox News all day now. They say things that are the exact opposite of what they tried to teach me as a kid. It breaks my heart.
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That escaped lab monkey is already being vetted for a senior position in the CDC
October 28, 2025 at 11:08 PM
That escaped lab monkey is already being vetted for a senior position in the CDC