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Dan
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Villa ST holder - likes games but sucks at them - likes movies and TV and animation but never actually watches them - from Yorkshire
How has Nmecha not been booked for diving there? Pathetic.
November 23, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Obviously it's not a foul on Martinez but how on earth is he considered not interfering with play from an offside standpoint if he's challenging the goalkeeper?
November 23, 2025 at 2:59 PM
In around 10 years of playing Football Manager, I've just had my first ever 5 star youth intake at Villa women.
November 20, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Wow, very festive outside with all this snow. Not often you get this much in November.
November 20, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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CURAÇAO HAVE QUALIFIED FOR THEIR FIRST-EVER WORLD CUP ❤️

WHAT A MOMENT FOR THE BLUE WAVE 🌊
November 19, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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HAITI ARE INTO THEIR FIRST WORLD CUP IN HALF A CENTURY ❤️
November 19, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Suriname being 3-0 down and then scoring in the 96th minute to make it 3-1 which meant they go through to the playoffs for the World Cup on goals scored is insane. Honduras fans must be gutted.
November 19, 2025 at 8:13 AM
How have Norway got this golden generation, with Nyland in goal?
November 16, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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The Spokane Press, November 13,1913
November 14, 2024 at 10:45 AM
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Serebii Update: Pokémon Pokopia has revealed a new variant of Pikachu for the game, Pikachu (Pale Colour) www.serebii.net
November 13, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Got to the underwater themed area in Cult of the Lamb and the god there made my cult have empty stomachs and also be really sick.

Little did he know I've cultivated a collection of freaks in my cult who love to be hungry and ill.
November 12, 2025 at 5:38 PM
This is bigger than jesus coming back:
November 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Food poisoning on Christmas Day. Going to miss a match because she undercooked the turkey.
November 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Of course I lose this game 2-0.
November 10, 2025 at 5:08 PM
My long-term goal on the save is to go from an unknown coach, build up Villa Women to a point where they are winning trophies, which should raise my reputation enough that I can get a lower league job in the men's game - then work my way up to managing Villa men.
Into the 2nd season of my FM save with Villa Women. Had a total squad rebuild funded by Chelsea paying £800k for one of our players. Spent a fortune on wages for a free agent striker who then got injured the night before the first match of the season and was out until November. Classic.
November 8, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Into the 2nd season of my FM save with Villa Women. Had a total squad rebuild funded by Chelsea paying £800k for one of our players. Spent a fortune on wages for a free agent striker who then got injured the night before the first match of the season and was out until November. Classic.
November 7, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Imagine crying because you're told to stand on a basketball court instead of blocking a fire exit.
November 7, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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FIFA creating a "Peace Prize" to give Trump is so amazingly on brand for both FIFA and Trump that I can't even be mad.
November 7, 2025 at 3:24 AM
The away end at the moment has about 15 primary school age kids on Tel Aviv shirts in the big empty stand. Surreal.
November 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Saw no trouble or protests or counter protest or flags or anything. More journalists than police out round Villa Park, it seems.
November 6, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Sad news. It appears that UEFA have edited the Wilhelm scream out of the anti racism advert.
November 6, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Just finally beat the 2nd god on Cult of the Lamb after googling to see why I wasn't progressing and realising I'd been ignoring basic gameplay elements in a very classic Dan move.
November 4, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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Gun Culture is reacting news of violence on public transit where the most critical interventions were done by service workers (driver redirecting the train, on board staff intervening, even the cops detaining the guy with non lethal force) and thinking the only way they to be safe is to arm yourself
Well-meaning Americans in my mentions: kindly do not recommend extremely illegal actions that could land people in the UK with a ten year prison sentence
November 2, 2025 at 10:47 PM
That's a penalty if it's at the other end.
November 1, 2025 at 9:36 PM
FFS a massive deflection and a misplaced pass. Fine margins.
November 1, 2025 at 9:21 PM