Dan
@cratesofhippos.bsky.social
Villa ST holder - likes games but sucks at them - likes movies and TV and animation but never actually watches them - from Yorkshire
This is bigger than jesus coming back:
November 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
This is bigger than jesus coming back:
Food poisoning on Christmas Day. Going to miss a match because she undercooked the turkey.
November 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Food poisoning on Christmas Day. Going to miss a match because she undercooked the turkey.
Of course I lose this game 2-0.
November 10, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Of course I lose this game 2-0.
My FM26 save will Villa women had me under pressure because the team just weren't scoring enough - thought I was going to have my first sacking less than a day after the beta came out. Then we go and beat West Ham 4-1 away - including this belter.
October 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
My FM26 save will Villa women had me under pressure because the team just weren't scoring enough - thought I was going to have my first sacking less than a day after the beta came out. Then we go and beat West Ham 4-1 away - including this belter.
So, first thing in FM26 is that they have a thing to put your age in so they know whether they can have gambling adverts on the pitchside boards - and they do cater for the 1925 born FM player.
October 23, 2025 at 8:42 PM
So, first thing in FM26 is that they have a thing to put your age in so they know whether they can have gambling adverts on the pitchside boards - and they do cater for the 1925 born FM player.
The fact that the BBC interviewed him as "former director" without explaining the "former" is because he resigned after no one agreed with his racist tweets ffs
October 18, 2025 at 8:59 AM
The fact that the BBC interviewed him as "former director" without explaining the "former" is because he resigned after no one agreed with his racist tweets ffs
Reminds me of when the movie Legend did this irl on their poster, sneaking a two star review from the Guardian in between the Kray twins so it looked like another 4 or 5 star lol
October 14, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Reminds me of when the movie Legend did this irl on their poster, sneaking a two star review from the Guardian in between the Kray twins so it looked like another 4 or 5 star lol
Monchi got another job quickly.
September 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Monchi got another job quickly.
The fact that UEFA have waited until now, when they've had months where they could have just drafted in whoever was beaten by them in the final qualifying round.
September 23, 2025 at 8:27 AM
The fact that UEFA have waited until now, when they've had months where they could have just drafted in whoever was beaten by them in the final qualifying round.
Definitely didn't think that said Home when I first scrolled past it.
September 20, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Definitely didn't think that said Home when I first scrolled past it.
Along with Guessand, if we go after Paul Wanner too then we can sign player that the AI always signs for Villa on FM.
August 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Along with Guessand, if we go after Paul Wanner too then we can sign player that the AI always signs for Villa on FM.
Tom Hortons out here with a coffee that could feed a family, apparently.
August 24, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Tom Hortons out here with a coffee that could feed a family, apparently.
Should be illegal tbh
August 13, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Should be illegal tbh
Always odd when the AI in an FM save absolutely murder a club that you don't manage. Swansea in this save have tumbled into the National League, lost professional status, only have 7 first team players on non-contract pay-to-play agreements and are looking like they're about to drop to tier 6.
August 8, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Always odd when the AI in an FM save absolutely murder a club that you don't manage. Swansea in this save have tumbled into the National League, lost professional status, only have 7 first team players on non-contract pay-to-play agreements and are looking like they're about to drop to tier 6.
Imagine if the Guessand links were just a typo all this time.
August 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Imagine if the Guessand links were just a typo all this time.
It's been 12 in-game years, but Mr. Managerman has got Selby from Division 11 to League One. Also, what is Iraola doing there?
August 7, 2025 at 9:24 AM
It's been 12 in-game years, but Mr. Managerman has got Selby from Division 11 to League One. Also, what is Iraola doing there?
Strangely not the only time a manager has been punished for that.
August 7, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Strangely not the only time a manager has been punished for that.
He's Hungarian and was a guest of honour at the Hungarian Grand Prix last weekend. So at least he's having a nice retirement as a result of that meme.
August 6, 2025 at 9:54 PM
He's Hungarian and was a guest of honour at the Hungarian Grand Prix last weekend. So at least he's having a nice retirement as a result of that meme.
Oh man, I watched a playthrough of Vietnamese Crystal in 2011 and it shaped my entire sense of humour.
August 1, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Oh man, I watched a playthrough of Vietnamese Crystal in 2011 and it shaped my entire sense of humour.
Unironically a huge fan of the tattoos found on this 2,500 year-old Russian mummy. Especially the chicken on the back of her hand. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
July 31, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Unironically a huge fan of the tattoos found on this 2,500 year-old Russian mummy. Especially the chicken on the back of her hand. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Well fuck me I guess.
July 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Well fuck me I guess.
The fact that people are @'ing the club for transfer announcements on the other place when the entire team and management staff are currently literally in the sky.
July 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
The fact that people are @'ing the club for transfer announcements on the other place when the entire team and management staff are currently literally in the sky.
These lads having a woodlouse bullying party in my garden. Pulling them out from between the bricks and just throwing them around.
July 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
These lads having a woodlouse bullying party in my garden. Pulling them out from between the bricks and just throwing them around.