Crashtestcadaver
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I'm working on this.😒 Hate talking about myself. I am making an earnest effort to complete this profile this weekend!!!
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My definition of the last 12 months:
December 19, 2025 at 8:22 PM
My definition of the last 12 months:
Have we reached the point that we can all give Orsen Welles the middle finger for publicizing the instructions??!!
December 18, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Have we reached the point that we can all give Orsen Welles the middle finger for publicizing the instructions??!!
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Trump, Headset, Little Marco, all of the military personnel added another eight charges of murder to the justice of their impending convictions. To the military personnel involved, I'd stop following illegal orders. This will only get uglier for you than it already is.
December 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Trump, Headset, Little Marco, all of the military personnel added another eight charges of murder to the justice of their impending convictions. To the military personnel involved, I'd stop following illegal orders. This will only get uglier for you than it already is.
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The 🍊🌮💩 is NOT my President!!! He never was nor will ever be!
What a disgrace and embarrassment to us all.
What a disgrace and embarrassment to us all.
December 16, 2025 at 3:20 PM
The 🍊🌮💩 is NOT my President!!! He never was nor will ever be!
What a disgrace and embarrassment to us all.
What a disgrace and embarrassment to us all.
If an unsecured firearm is stolen from a vehicle, the owner of that weapon and/or vehicle should be held 100% accountable for whatever happens in the future with that weapon and be subject to applicable laws consistent with the criminal consequences that materialize from that weapon.
December 17, 2025 at 12:11 AM
If an unsecured firearm is stolen from a vehicle, the owner of that weapon and/or vehicle should be held 100% accountable for whatever happens in the future with that weapon and be subject to applicable laws consistent with the criminal consequences that materialize from that weapon.
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Remember when Charlie Kirk was murdered, and people got fired for quoting his exact words? Just mentioning that today for no real reason.
December 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Remember when Charlie Kirk was murdered, and people got fired for quoting his exact words? Just mentioning that today for no real reason.
I promise that I will "try" to work on my profile tomorrow.
December 14, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I promise that I will "try" to work on my profile tomorrow.
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Fact-check: true
December 14, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Fact-check: true
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Could it be that the one thing that unites all US citizens is the Epstein files?
December 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Could it be that the one thing that unites all US citizens is the Epstein files?
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Outstanding.
“Due to ICE in our community the Holy family is in hiding.”
December 8, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Outstanding.
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Oligarchy (noun):
A government of and by a few at the top, who exercise power for their own benefit. Their power and wealth increase as they make laws that favor themselves, manipulate financial markets, and create monopolies that put more wealth into their pockets.
A government of and by a few at the top, who exercise power for their own benefit. Their power and wealth increase as they make laws that favor themselves, manipulate financial markets, and create monopolies that put more wealth into their pockets.
December 8, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Oligarchy (noun):
A government of and by a few at the top, who exercise power for their own benefit. Their power and wealth increase as they make laws that favor themselves, manipulate financial markets, and create monopolies that put more wealth into their pockets.
A government of and by a few at the top, who exercise power for their own benefit. Their power and wealth increase as they make laws that favor themselves, manipulate financial markets, and create monopolies that put more wealth into their pockets.
Spooning leads to forking. Isn't that knife?
December 8, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Spooning leads to forking. Isn't that knife?
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Tear jerker! Grab your Kleenex 🤧
2 parts 💞
2 parts 💞
December 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Tear jerker! Grab your Kleenex 🤧
2 parts 💞
2 parts 💞
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“…Even if they are able to clean up his mess … elect a supremely sane president next, America will NEVER again be a trusted partner. Because there are enough Americans who would vote for him … (again).
I couldn't even say anything. She was right. The damage this has done is endless…”
I couldn't even say anything. She was right. The damage this has done is endless…”
December 7, 2025 at 4:15 PM
“…Even if they are able to clean up his mess … elect a supremely sane president next, America will NEVER again be a trusted partner. Because there are enough Americans who would vote for him … (again).
I couldn't even say anything. She was right. The damage this has done is endless…”
I couldn't even say anything. She was right. The damage this has done is endless…”
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Spot on, Mr. Rather. 🎯 💯
December 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Spot on, Mr. Rather. 🎯 💯
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December 7, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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More than **600 children** are locked in ICE detention right now. This is the Trump blueprint for “safety”—ripping families apart and caging kids. No child should live like this. Not in our name. Not ever.
This is Trump’s legacy.
This is Trump’s legacy.
December 6, 2025 at 10:12 PM
More than **600 children** are locked in ICE detention right now. This is the Trump blueprint for “safety”—ripping families apart and caging kids. No child should live like this. Not in our name. Not ever.
This is Trump’s legacy.
This is Trump’s legacy.
The "Pioneer Woman" makes me stabby.
December 7, 2025 at 2:24 AM
The "Pioneer Woman" makes me stabby.
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It starts with knowing the truth. Don’t allow yourselves to be gaslit into believing this is a real question.
December 6, 2025 at 2:44 PM
It starts with knowing the truth. Don’t allow yourselves to be gaslit into believing this is a real question.
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It’s beginning to look a lot like FU MAGA nut holes
December 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
It’s beginning to look a lot like FU MAGA nut holes