Crashtestcadaver
@crashtestcadavers.bsky.social
I'm working on this.😒 Hate talking about myself. I am making an earnest effort to complete this profile this weekend!!!
"Once Trump's term of office is over, we'll need the sort of reform effort that followed Watergate."
HOW ABOUT NO!! We need the exact opposite. NO PARDONS, NO FORGETTING. We need accountability. to see criminals prosecuted and locked away, see their net worth plummet finish Reconstruction properly.
HOW ABOUT NO!! We need the exact opposite. NO PARDONS, NO FORGETTING. We need accountability. to see criminals prosecuted and locked away, see their net worth plummet finish Reconstruction properly.
December 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
"Once Trump's term of office is over, we'll need the sort of reform effort that followed Watergate."
HOW ABOUT NO!! We need the exact opposite. NO PARDONS, NO FORGETTING. We need accountability. to see criminals prosecuted and locked away, see their net worth plummet finish Reconstruction properly.
HOW ABOUT NO!! We need the exact opposite. NO PARDONS, NO FORGETTING. We need accountability. to see criminals prosecuted and locked away, see their net worth plummet finish Reconstruction properly.
My aging eyes did not detect. I loved Missile Command.
December 21, 2025 at 3:09 PM
My aging eyes did not detect. I loved Missile Command.
Missile Command, Space Invaders, Scorched Earth.
December 21, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Missile Command, Space Invaders, Scorched Earth.
ICE raid in 3...2...
December 21, 2025 at 6:47 AM
ICE raid in 3...2...
Arrested?!
Why are you being so lenient?
Why are you being so lenient?
December 20, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Arrested?!
Why are you being so lenient?
Why are you being so lenient?
Congrats on getting out of the
December 20, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Congrats on getting out of the
I knew that I would hook at least one!
orsen welles. 😄🤣
orsen welles. 😄🤣
December 20, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I knew that I would hook at least one!
orsen welles. 😄🤣
orsen welles. 😄🤣
How 'bout NO.
December 19, 2025 at 8:59 PM
How 'bout NO.
FUCK Bill Lee, Marsha Blackburn, Haggerty, Ogles, etc. That entire party needs to be burned to the fucking ground.
December 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
FUCK Bill Lee, Marsha Blackburn, Haggerty, Ogles, etc. That entire party needs to be burned to the fucking ground.
Two thumbs up from an american.
December 19, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Two thumbs up from an american.
The party of xtian family values.
December 19, 2025 at 8:04 PM
The party of xtian family values.
Because it's all tripe.
December 19, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Because it's all tripe.
He / she is no expert on war crimes.....or any other crimes.
December 18, 2025 at 11:57 PM
He / she is no expert on war crimes.....or any other crimes.
I can't even with this administration anymore. I feel like I'm in a fucking soap opra.
December 18, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I can't even with this administration anymore. I feel like I'm in a fucking soap opra.
I actually want to see him stroke out, shit his pants, vomit, and convulse on the stage on national television.
December 18, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I actually want to see him stroke out, shit his pants, vomit, and convulse on the stage on national television.
Ike warned us.
December 18, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Ike warned us.
And Bingo was his name-o.
December 18, 2025 at 1:05 AM
And Bingo was his name-o.
JFC. I
At first glance I read that as "The Chicago Bears can pinch one off"
😂
At first glance I read that as "The Chicago Bears can pinch one off"
😂
December 17, 2025 at 5:07 AM
JFC. I
At first glance I read that as "The Chicago Bears can pinch one off"
😂
At first glance I read that as "The Chicago Bears can pinch one off"
😂
Bing Bing!!!! Pew Pew Pew!!!!!
Fucking toddler.
Fucking toddler.
December 17, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Bing Bing!!!! Pew Pew Pew!!!!!
Fucking toddler.
Fucking toddler.
Have they deported that baby yet?
December 17, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Have they deported that baby yet?