Craig
@craigers.bsky.social
George Soros is paying me to post this stuff.
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Craig
@craigers.bsky.social
· Apr 12
I know it's cliche because everyone says this, but I really have the best audience
On election day when ice agents are outside the polling stations in blue states on a bs campaign to stop immigrants from voting, I hope everyone knows not to tell the nazis to fuck off until after they are done casting their ballots
January 29, 2026 at 2:39 PM
On election day when ice agents are outside the polling stations in blue states on a bs campaign to stop immigrants from voting, I hope everyone knows not to tell the nazis to fuck off until after they are done casting their ballots
Bruce Springsteen with a song today, Neil Young with one recently.... Your move Bob Dylan
January 29, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Bruce Springsteen with a song today, Neil Young with one recently.... Your move Bob Dylan
I've never told anyone this before but I trust you guys. I once watched two worms have sex
January 29, 2026 at 4:12 AM
I've never told anyone this before but I trust you guys. I once watched two worms have sex
Deletion of these databases should be another non-negotiable before any funding vote, @cantwell.senate.gov and @murray.senate.gov
🚨 I've obtained a list of secret watchlists the Department of Homeland Security uses to keep tabs on American citizens
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/ices-secre...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/ices-secre...
Exclusive: ICE's Secret Watchlists of Americans
Sparta, Reaper and Grapevine track protesters, their friends (+ others)
www.kenklippenstein.com
January 28, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Deletion of these databases should be another non-negotiable before any funding vote, @cantwell.senate.gov and @murray.senate.gov
Grassley doing a rural senatorial version of SNL's caveman lawyer
January 28, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Grassley doing a rural senatorial version of SNL's caveman lawyer
I wonder how bad the movie Melania will be. I bet it's as bad as if John and Yoko released a Yoko movie
January 25, 2026 at 4:40 AM
I wonder how bad the movie Melania will be. I bet it's as bad as if John and Yoko released a Yoko movie
Praying for Mike Tyson to come out of retirement tonight
January 25, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Praying for Mike Tyson to come out of retirement tonight
Bottles of wine should be a full liter instead of 750ml
January 25, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Bottles of wine should be a full liter instead of 750ml
My two Washington state senators statements. Patty Murray called it the execution it was, but wtf Maria Cantwell that's pretty bland language
I contacted them both to say they have to vote against funding DHS
I contacted them both to say they have to vote against funding DHS
January 24, 2026 at 10:56 PM
My two Washington state senators statements. Patty Murray called it the execution it was, but wtf Maria Cantwell that's pretty bland language
I contacted them both to say they have to vote against funding DHS
I contacted them both to say they have to vote against funding DHS
My mom is sending me things I wrote about 45 years ago
January 24, 2026 at 1:40 AM
My mom is sending me things I wrote about 45 years ago
I love public broadcasting but recently ended my monthly donation to my local NPR carrying station. I switched to a more amateur public station without NPR
I thought NPR was sounding too right-wing lately to try to keep CPB grant funding, but when congress ended it they didn't stop, so I stopped.
I thought NPR was sounding too right-wing lately to try to keep CPB grant funding, but when congress ended it they didn't stop, so I stopped.
NPR just said a protest led to Renee Good’s death.
January 23, 2026 at 2:00 AM
I love public broadcasting but recently ended my monthly donation to my local NPR carrying station. I switched to a more amateur public station without NPR
I thought NPR was sounding too right-wing lately to try to keep CPB grant funding, but when congress ended it they didn't stop, so I stopped.
I thought NPR was sounding too right-wing lately to try to keep CPB grant funding, but when congress ended it they didn't stop, so I stopped.
Minneapolis Star Tribune has been doing a phenomenal job during all of this. Definitely an account to follow
An attempted traffic stop by two ICE agents did not involve the man they ultimately shot in north Minneapolis.
Details from a FBI agent's sworn affidavit contradict what DHS officials initially stated — and later repeated for several days — about the highly charged encounter.
Details from a FBI agent's sworn affidavit contradict what DHS officials initially stated — and later repeated for several days — about the highly charged encounter.
FBI reveals how mistaken identity by ICE led to chase, shooting of Venezuelan immigrant in north Minneapolis
A federal affidavit details what precipitated the alleged broom attack of an agent that ended with him firing a single shot, wounding a man who was not the original target.
bit.ly
January 22, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Minneapolis Star Tribune has been doing a phenomenal job during all of this. Definitely an account to follow
He's airborne again, kind of like a virus. I guess I'll go to bed
January 21, 2026 at 5:15 AM
He's airborne again, kind of like a virus. I guess I'll go to bed
A rare double-tongue pic from Paco and Larry
January 21, 2026 at 3:16 AM
A rare double-tongue pic from Paco and Larry
Paco helped me put clean sheets on the bed tonight and got pretty into it
January 17, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Paco helped me put clean sheets on the bed tonight and got pretty into it
In 1995 I was working in a restaurant when a cop who had harassed and assaulted me came in. I cooked his meal and brought it to him personally and then watched happily as he ate every bite
I smile thinking about what disgusting things Minneapolis restaurant employees are feeding these Nazis
I smile thinking about what disgusting things Minneapolis restaurant employees are feeding these Nazis
This makes me feel more patriotic than the national anthem ever could
January 17, 2026 at 3:34 AM
In 1995 I was working in a restaurant when a cop who had harassed and assaulted me came in. I cooked his meal and brought it to him personally and then watched happily as he ate every bite
I smile thinking about what disgusting things Minneapolis restaurant employees are feeding these Nazis
I smile thinking about what disgusting things Minneapolis restaurant employees are feeding these Nazis
Got some quats at the co-op. The big yellow lime-quat on the left was something I never tried before. Good but very tart.
My favorite is the meiwa kumquat on the right, but the nagami in the middle is good too just not as sweet
My favorite is the meiwa kumquat on the right, but the nagami in the middle is good too just not as sweet
January 13, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Got some quats at the co-op. The big yellow lime-quat on the left was something I never tried before. Good but very tart.
My favorite is the meiwa kumquat on the right, but the nagami in the middle is good too just not as sweet
My favorite is the meiwa kumquat on the right, but the nagami in the middle is good too just not as sweet
My coworker's bf texted me for secret help getting her time off so he can propose then a take her on a surprise tropical vacation. She doesn't know she where she's going, that she has time off, or that I know
She just texted me "HE SAID WE'RE GOING TO THE AIRPORT NEXT." Finally some fun good news
She just texted me "HE SAID WE'RE GOING TO THE AIRPORT NEXT." Finally some fun good news
January 10, 2026 at 7:31 PM
My coworker's bf texted me for secret help getting her time off so he can propose then a take her on a surprise tropical vacation. She doesn't know she where she's going, that she has time off, or that I know
She just texted me "HE SAID WE'RE GOING TO THE AIRPORT NEXT." Finally some fun good news
She just texted me "HE SAID WE'RE GOING TO THE AIRPORT NEXT." Finally some fun good news
Unless gumbo comes up in the encore, I got 4/5 in tonight's Phish MSG NYE.
The NYE gag was fun again this year even if I'm not into dairy I guess
The NYE gag was fun again this year even if I'm not into dairy I guess
My Phish pick5 for tonight:
Stash
Gumbo
Tweezer
My friend my friend
WGTYM
Stash
Gumbo
Tweezer
My friend my friend
WGTYM
January 1, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Unless gumbo comes up in the encore, I got 4/5 in tonight's Phish MSG NYE.
The NYE gag was fun again this year even if I'm not into dairy I guess
The NYE gag was fun again this year even if I'm not into dairy I guess
Okay, Phish is playing stash now... Maybe it'll turn out that I called these in order, but I kind of wish I picked Santos instead of my friend my friend
My Phish pick5 for tonight:
Stash
Gumbo
Tweezer
My friend my friend
WGTYM
Stash
Gumbo
Tweezer
My friend my friend
WGTYM
January 1, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Okay, Phish is playing stash now... Maybe it'll turn out that I called these in order, but I kind of wish I picked Santos instead of my friend my friend
My Phish pick5 for tonight:
Stash
Gumbo
Tweezer
My friend my friend
WGTYM
Stash
Gumbo
Tweezer
My friend my friend
WGTYM
January 1, 2026 at 1:10 AM
My Phish pick5 for tonight:
Stash
Gumbo
Tweezer
My friend my friend
WGTYM
Stash
Gumbo
Tweezer
My friend my friend
WGTYM
Here on the west coast I like my NYE festivities the same way I like my pizza... New york style. I'll head to bed right after 9:00
January 1, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Here on the west coast I like my NYE festivities the same way I like my pizza... New york style. I'll head to bed right after 9:00
These Christmas cupcakes we got from a bakery have first depiction of fat gingerbread people I've ever seen
December 24, 2025 at 1:52 PM
These Christmas cupcakes we got from a bakery have first depiction of fat gingerbread people I've ever seen
Paco has an onlyfans now
December 13, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Paco has an onlyfans now
Paco is so young that he licks salt off his wrist when he drinks tequila
December 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Paco is so young that he licks salt off his wrist when he drinks tequila