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Jordan D. White
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It’s me, comic book editor Jordan D. White. I have also played the ukulele a bunch and done a bunch of podcasts.
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Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist?

MAMDANI: I've spoken about--

TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
November 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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In a new Comic Book Legends Revealed for @csbg.bsky.social at @cbr.bsky.social, I deal with whether Erik Larsen made Venom's tongue so big as a parody of the design of Venom.
www.cbr.com/venom-long-t...
The Untold Story Behind Venom's Signature Look
In a brand-new Comic Book Legends Revealed, find out if Venom's tongue started to get longer as a satirical commentary on the character
www.cbr.com
November 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
So I read the whole interview with the Roblox CEO and it was brutal. On two levels, really. The one level where they are asking totally valid and important questions on keeping child users of Roblox safe and he has no good answers for them with any substance behind them.
November 21, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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re: roblox dude's interview crashout. the thing he wants to say but can't is "at scale, kids are gonna get hurt. that is the price for scale." the thing nobody wants to say out loud is "maybe scaling to a level where harm isn't manageable is bad, and scale should be contained"
November 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Trump is literally calling for specific people who oppose him to be put to death.

For saying members of the military should not obey orders that go against the law.

Which... is the law.

Soldiers are legally obligated to NOT follow orders that go against the law.
November 20, 2025 at 4:04 PM
An H of G
YouTube video by vlogbrothers
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November 20, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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New today: FLOOD LIVE IN AMERICA! Get the exclusive download at TMBGshop.com. (Never to be on streaming sites) Inexplicably in alphabetical order. Includes live-in-reverse stelluB, plus the unique recordings of the songs They Might Be Giants and Hearing Aid.
November 19, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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The crime of genocide didn't exist until after WW2. It was something we decided was real, needed to be identified and punished. Even if we've been spectacularly bad at putting it in practise, we conceptualised it.

I think it's about time for a CEO crime of murder-by-Economy.
November 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Capitalism is incredible. Sorry, former teacher, your retirement fund is gone because 5 guys who've collectively never worked a full hour told the banks to put all the money in the country into virtual girlfriend futures
WSJ: “.. If the AI market blows up, the blast radius would be wide, hitting not only Wall Street firms, but also pensions, mutual and exchange-traded funds and individual investors, because of how debt is often sliced and resold across the financial landscape.”

@wsj.com
www.wsj.com/finance/inve...
November 18, 2025 at 5:11 AM
When you start using the "technically it's only pedophila if the person is under 13" argument, you are officially on the wrong side.
November 14, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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MJ. Eddie. Carnage. Chaos. 💥 Venom Unleashed #13 is here, and @cracksh0t.bsky.social talks #horror roots, MJ-Venom’s evolving bond, and how #Venom #251 and ASM/Venom: Death Spiral will shake the symbiote line to its core. 🕷️
#comicsky #MarvelComics
Plus, exclusive art revealed:
Venom Unleashed #13: MJ-Venom’s future, Carnage’s next chapter, and exclusive art revealed
Welcome back, symbiote fans — we’re cracking open Venom Unleashed (lucky) #13! Editor Jordan D. White joins AIPT once again to dive deep into all things symbiote: from gory horror inspirations and mul...
aiptcomics.com
November 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I have not seen this music video in ages
November 8, 2025 at 10:34 PM
We’re still rolling through Paranormal Activities with this maybe spin off called The Marked Ones! Are they actually going to break from the template this time? YES! Will Stefan like it? WE SHALL SEE!
November 7, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.
November 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I am still 40 minutes from finishing this episode of the Most Upsetting Guessing Game but it’s so far the best one ever. I am dying. It’s so good.

youtu.be/a5_ir4ToCC0?...
The Most Upsetting Guessing Game in the World | Aunty Donna, Lena Moon, Virginia Gay
YouTube video by Grouse House
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November 4, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Repping my @auntydonnaboys.bsky.social merch in the Marvel offices today. :)
November 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Got to meet the @auntydonnaboys.bsky.social after their amazing show at the Beacon! Loved it!
November 3, 2025 at 3:24 AM
November 1, 2025 at 2:31 AM
New pitch:
THE UNCREDIBLE HULK

"Hulk is the strongest there is!"

"Yeah, sure, buddy--whatever you say."
October 31, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Breaking News: A federal judge ordered the Trump administration to continue paying for food stamps during the government shutdown. SNAP, which aids 42 million people, was set to run out of funds on Saturday without intervention.
Trump Administration Ordered to Pay for SNAP Benefits Amid Shutdown: Live Updates
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October 31, 2025 at 6:27 PM
The more I listen to Electric Nebraska, the more I enjoy it. It's unfinished--if they had stuck with it, there would have been more overdubs and embellishments and whatnot, and I think it would have been terrific. As it is, it's still actually good stuff.
October 31, 2025 at 1:47 PM
It’s work Halloween today.

#Marvel #MrRobot
October 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Finished the new season of Slow Horses on the way to work this morning. It is definitely my favorite show currently in production. Every season is amazing, and this one was no exception. I am also almost done reading the first novel and loving that as well.
October 30, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Finished the I Know What You Did Last Summer legacy-quel and… it was a bad movie. This series is a terrible fit for a legacy sequel. Hell, it’s a pretty bad fit for a normal sequel. But yeah. No good.
October 28, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Watching the I Know What You Did Last Summer re-quel. I am about a half hour in and so far I am baffled as to how they are going to make this work without it being the most coincidental coincidence in coincidence history.
October 25, 2025 at 1:42 AM