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December 21, 2025 at 4:22 AM
East coast, I like your style but it's too early out here. 9am shouldn't be happening at 6am, you should try having it be a few hours later over here.
December 20, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Actually, Frankenstein was the *director*
November 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I forgot how good pan's labyrinth is, dang
November 2, 2025 at 12:42 AM
It's amazing that you can do war crimes to broccoli and it still rocks. Perfect vegetable.
September 1, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Now that I've seen crank and crank 2 I'm a different person. These movies would've changed me more if I saw them when they came out, but I'm still a different person now that I've seen them.
August 24, 2025 at 2:10 AM
[spinning my nunchucks around my torso] I don't know how to stop... help me, please
August 3, 2025 at 1:52 AM
s.t.a.l.k.e.r. 2 has been earnestly amazing, some of the best side quests I've seen in games in years. Also I've seen several NPCs light up their PDA and smoke it
November 23, 2024 at 9:00 PM
I will vote for anyone who promises to outlaw that thing where hold music stops and then a voice comes on to tell you you're still on hold
November 21, 2024 at 5:06 PM
In a place that's playing imagine dragons and I regret to inform the jury that I still think radioactive sounds pretty good
September 20, 2024 at 2:35 PM
A Friday the 13th/Final Destination crossover where people keep dying before Jason can get to them and he gets frustrated
June 5, 2024 at 7:11 PM
If you study my martial art to mastery, you will learn the ability to taste food with your fingers.

Not very useful for fighting, but all the good secret techniques were taken already
May 2, 2024 at 6:40 PM
you miss 100% of the shots you don't hit
March 24, 2024 at 10:21 PM
There should be a law that when I'm required to use an apple computer, I'm allowed to put an ice pick through the screen after
February 8, 2024 at 7:33 PM
But then... what an I supposed to do with all these invites I've been hoarding?
February 6, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Beat saber might be the best video game ever made
January 13, 2024 at 7:11 AM
Hedonism this, hedonism that, where's the shedonism? the the theydonism?
July 29, 2023 at 9:15 PM
Excited to get started not posting here too!
July 1, 2023 at 5:36 PM