Chris Paskoff
cpaskoff.bsky.social
Chris Paskoff
@cpaskoff.bsky.social
@kentremendous.bsky.social @joeposnanski.com @hangingon.bsky.social Gosh, what should I get to drink tonight?
December 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
July 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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1. The person was under 16
2. Multiple reports suggest there was more than one victim, including girls "12 to 14"
3. When asked about it Rose said, to a reporter, "It was 55 years ago, babe"
4. Children under 16 legally cannot consent. There is no such thing as "consensual sex" here
5. Fuck off
May 13, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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For your enjoyment: here is Secretary of Education Linda McMahon talking about implementing AI in schools, but pronouncing it "A1," as in "A1 Steak Sauce"

www.youtube.com/live/lxrg28z...
April 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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My First BlueSky Giveaway!

Just follow @cardpurchaser.bsky.social and repost this post for a chance to win a 2025 Topps Series 1 Fanatics Exclusive blaster!

Winner drawn 3/23 at 9pm central! Ships to US address!
March 22, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Schumer thinks he still lives in a world where political moves now can affect political moves later. He doesn’t. We live in a world where a fucking loon is raping and destroying the country, and the only thing that matters is whether you vote “yes” or “no” on whether he should be allowed to do that.
March 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
FanDuel Sports Networks’s scorebug now tells you what “THE DIFF” is, in case you can’t infer that on your own. #SignsOfSocietalCollapse
March 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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"We are attempting to survive our time, so we may live into yours."
July 14, 2024 at 3:30 AM
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The arc of justice is long, and it sucks, it sucks how long it is, but I swear to god it bends towards comedy
Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 15, 2024 at 1:12 AM