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the charlie
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he/they | groceries
Pinned
Being myself peeing myself
Chat is it a red flag that I use Chapstick Brand chapstick
April 22, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Wasted at Applebee's on a Tuesday talking about Simón Bolivar
April 2, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Can we get #VALUE! trending
March 6, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Y'know Hozier the rising might be easier if you went to bed before 3
February 26, 2025 at 2:46 PM
New Sabrina Carpenter rips
February 23, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Making new friends and explaining to them that I call my cat "Penis James" sometimes. Not going well
February 18, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Do you think two bald people should be allowed to get married
February 16, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I love my friends I love my family I have so much love
February 13, 2025 at 3:16 AM
February 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Reposted by the charlie
January 16, 2025 at 3:09 AM
This is the drunkest I've ever driven
January 10, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Maybe one day I'll hit puberty
January 2, 2025 at 2:49 PM
January 1, 2025 at 12:46 PM
December 25, 2024 at 5:46 AM
Call me a misogynist, but I think women should --

*An orbital beam cannon is activated and vaporizes him with extreme precision, killing him before he gets to finish his sentence. His last words would have been "... be able to vote." His name? Steven B Anthony
December 23, 2024 at 3:08 PM
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important:
✅ sports
✅ video games
✅ going online
✅ posting

not important:
🚫 typos
🚫 proper punctuation
🚫 proper capitalization
🚫 whether or not god is real
December 22, 2024 at 7:11 PM
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Krypto is a good boy
December 19, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Who wants to play Sonic Adventure 2 and then go see Sonic 3 with me. I'm free for the rest of the day
December 20, 2024 at 11:12 PM
I admire the confidence of this driver sitting at the entrance to a traffic circle with their left turn signal on. March to the beat of your own drum
December 17, 2024 at 1:04 AM
My name is Charlie, my pronouns are he/they, and unlike a lot of other he/they Charlies you may meet out there I was assigned this name at birth
December 13, 2024 at 1:08 PM
Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island Nude Mod free download online no virus
December 10, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Funko is the worst company to come out of Western Washington and there's SO much competition for that title
itch.io itch.io @itch.io · Dec 9
I kid you not, @itch.io has been taken down by Funko of "Funko Pop" because they use some trash "AI Powered" Brand Protection Software called Brand Shield that created some bogus Phishing report to our registrar, iwantmyname, who ignored our response and just disabled the domain
December 9, 2024 at 2:50 PM
Am I getting too familiar with my employees if we're exchanging picrews
December 9, 2024 at 1:31 PM
I wish there was a way to text my cat while I was out to let her know I'll be home soon. Has she been drinking water. Does she need anything from the store while I'm here
December 6, 2024 at 6:00 AM
I love to make fun of Christians. Especially Calvinists, it's inevitable
December 3, 2024 at 5:27 AM