Kit
@cottagecheeser.bsky.social
she/they
single mother of 26 (2 cats + 24 webkinz)
single mother of 26 (2 cats + 24 webkinz)
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Kit
@cottagecheeser.bsky.social
· Jun 4
CHIPS OF THE WEEK: idk if pepper sev counts as a chip but these are so fuckin good, also winco popping off as always
feeling motherly towards S2394-F
January 4, 2026 at 6:42 AM
feeling motherly towards S2394-F
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Bombing Venezuela while coordinating a genocide in Palestine while threatening to attack Iran (again) while destabillizing Somalia while carrying out a heist in the DRC...
US imperialism is the greatest threat to peace and security in our world today and it's not even close.
US imperialism is the greatest threat to peace and security in our world today and it's not even close.
January 3, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Bombing Venezuela while coordinating a genocide in Palestine while threatening to attack Iran (again) while destabillizing Somalia while carrying out a heist in the DRC...
US imperialism is the greatest threat to peace and security in our world today and it's not even close.
US imperialism is the greatest threat to peace and security in our world today and it's not even close.
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PLEASE SPREAD THIS, THE US HAS STARTED BOMBING INSIDE VENEZUELA, I LIVE NEAR A MILITARY AIR BASE AND FIVE EARTH SHAKING EXPLOSIONS WERE JUST HEARD
January 3, 2026 at 6:08 AM
PLEASE SPREAD THIS, THE US HAS STARTED BOMBING INSIDE VENEZUELA, I LIVE NEAR A MILITARY AIR BASE AND FIVE EARTH SHAKING EXPLOSIONS WERE JUST HEARD
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Trump's chief contribution to American politics is revealing that you don't need a respectable veneer for evil, corrupt behavior. You can rob the bank, say you did it because you like money and you'll do it again, and challenge anyone to stop you
I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
January 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Trump's chief contribution to American politics is revealing that you don't need a respectable veneer for evil, corrupt behavior. You can rob the bank, say you did it because you like money and you'll do it again, and challenge anyone to stop you
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
my gigi sends me signs in the form of the exact color/type of sewing supplies i need being magically at the top of the boxes i inherited from her, i think this time she’s rewarding me for being Gay
January 4, 2026 at 1:18 AM
my gigi sends me signs in the form of the exact color/type of sewing supplies i need being magically at the top of the boxes i inherited from her, i think this time she’s rewarding me for being Gay
lesbians only want me for my cool watch. its got a little puffer fish on there
January 3, 2026 at 11:00 AM
lesbians only want me for my cool watch. its got a little puffer fish on there
big money big money big money 💰🤑💰
January 2, 2026 at 5:42 PM
big money big money big money 💰🤑💰
using simplicity S9585-E, also i found shiny rainbowy fisheye buttons in my stash for the eyeballs 👁️👁️
January 2, 2026 at 7:18 AM
using simplicity S9585-E, also i found shiny rainbowy fisheye buttons in my stash for the eyeballs 👁️👁️
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how can we exist in a world ran by people who don’t think this shit is a problem
January 2, 2026 at 2:08 AM
how can we exist in a world ran by people who don’t think this shit is a problem
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We gotta imprison each of these shithead AI ceo's in a different data center like the minotaur
January 2, 2026 at 4:26 AM
We gotta imprison each of these shithead AI ceo's in a different data center like the minotaur
weighing the humiliation i experience when the duck alarm goes off in public against the joy i get hearing the duck alarm
December 30, 2025 at 8:01 PM
weighing the humiliation i experience when the duck alarm goes off in public against the joy i get hearing the duck alarm
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this feature is so fucking stupid its main purpose is to just let you click words to search them up (...on YouTube, not the web) and it just turns every comment into Super Mario Galaxy dialog lmao
December 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
this feature is so fucking stupid its main purpose is to just let you click words to search them up (...on YouTube, not the web) and it just turns every comment into Super Mario Galaxy dialog lmao
my baby cousin asked me to sew him a rainbow pterodactyl this is the best day of my life
December 26, 2025 at 5:58 AM
my baby cousin asked me to sew him a rainbow pterodactyl this is the best day of my life
call me vince vaughan the way i’m fredding on her claus 😩
December 24, 2025 at 3:48 AM
call me vince vaughan the way i’m fredding on her claus 😩
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i’m like mid-size Edie #greygardens
December 23, 2025 at 9:56 AM
i’m like mid-size Edie #greygardens
alone, by yourself, late at night is the best and least nightmare-inducing time to watch scary movies 😁👍
December 23, 2025 at 9:52 AM
alone, by yourself, late at night is the best and least nightmare-inducing time to watch scary movies 😁👍
Derry funeral directors every 27 years:
December 23, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Derry funeral directors every 27 years:
screaming DEADLIGHTS at the top of my lungs every time i see the color orange bc i cannot physically handle suspense
December 22, 2025 at 11:41 PM
screaming DEADLIGHTS at the top of my lungs every time i see the color orange bc i cannot physically handle suspense
obsessed with spotting every orange circle in Welcome to Derry 🟠
December 22, 2025 at 11:32 PM
obsessed with spotting every orange circle in Welcome to Derry 🟠
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who is eating potato chips in their microphone on C-SPAN 😭
December 20, 2025 at 2:54 AM
who is eating potato chips in their microphone on C-SPAN 😭
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Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Things are going great over at X, The Everything App